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Dungeon siege- BEAT!

Some of you may remember a post over a year ago where I thought I was almost done with the game Dungeon siege.

Well, I saved king herpaderp... but he wanted me to retrieve treasure from his vault.

So I got the treasure... but it turns out there's a hole in the wall that basically leads into hell.

So I went into hell. Turns out that lead into a flaming ruin. (NOTE: at this point I quit for over 6 months because the story was soooo far out stretched and terrible that I couldn't stand how rediculous it was anymore,)

I finally sat down today and swore on my soul I was going to beat it. So I went through hell again, beat the flaming ruins...

And found out they lead in random rock formations.

So I went through the random rock formations, thinking it was the last level anddd...

It lead to another area. Surprise! But I swore I would beat it. So I struggled on, with my inventory overflowing and the last merchant being over 20 minutes back. Finally I came to a throne room, and after a confusing, unispired monolouge by the final boss (that lasted almost 2 and a half minutes) we began fighting. I litterally killed him in less than a minute. I thought the game was ending, but...

SURPRISE!!! It's STILL not over! BOSS SECOND FORM! Of course!

After a 5 minute battle (which made me drink a whole 5/110 potions.) The boss actually died. And I couldn't believe it. The screen faded out. I was watching an ending!!! HOLY FRICK!!!! After 3 and a half hours of going through a storyless, senseless, bs level gas powered games created to lengthen their game, IT WAS FINALLY OVER!

If you ever develop a game: please please PLEASE don't sacrifice story just so you can make it longer. I beg of you.

Might put in pics later. At least the boss looked cool I guess.

Raprt achivments wrong...

First off, Lol, got modded for "trolling" again.

I need to remember the 1st amendment doesn't work on line and saying your honest opinion is "trolling".

That was just an update.

Anyway! In case anyone hasn't noticed, raptr is feeding us the wrong pictures for our gs and xbox/ps3 achiviments.

My "Fear the pink mist" appears to be a leaf of a plant that if I were to mention on this blog, I would probably get modded for trolling, and my "A Monument to all your sins" achiviment is showing up as a blue heart. I beat reach on single player legendary to get that to show up here. All I ask... is that it doesn't show a coplete misrepresentation. But it does.

Not only my profile either- saw someone else's odst achiviments screwed up.

Hopefully this gets fixed soon!

Ps: has anyone heard from conker lately?

Who here has an xbox 360?

I just got a year of live, and was wondering, if anyone wants to play Sc IV, halo 3, reach, or get some achivments in ODST, if you guys could post up your gamertags?

Lolwut?

So apparently, FF fanboyism takes up it's arms again.

I've apparently been moderated and had my message that was "solely intended to annoy or anger other users" removed. The only thing I've been using this patheic little site for is blogging and commenting on the villians contest, as the contest is something to do, and they don't attempt to let reviews be viewed evenly (it's all about how popular a game is- as it should be- but a little random daily "spotlight review" wouldn't ever hurt.) so i must have naturally posted a comment that offended someone.

Since GS didn't tell me which of my comments have been removed,( thus hilariously not letting me know how I exactely broke a rule- good job again, GS) I had to narrow it down myself.

Due to the fact that in each comment, I simply speak a fairly educated opinion of why I voted how I did, or point out small mistakes in other people's comments, I had to think it over.

After a minute or two, I remembered I did actually post a comment that may offend someone. under the fight between sepioth and that general from Gears, i posted "Butthurt, butthurt everywhere." Well, I can see how this was removed, but it the exact comment stayed by others on differnt fights. So of course, it must just be the FF comunity getting back at those who voted to make Seph lose. Ah well.

Turthfully, if you look over those comments, it was a true statement. It's virtually all complaints. I see how the desicsion came to be of course, but why was this comment not removed from the other fights? It wasn't actually intended to annoy or anger- I intended to point out a fact. And that's what I did.

That's all for now- hopefully you guys are having a great day. (wouldn't be surprised if this got mod hammered, but since I'm a rule follower 99% of the time, I think I'll live.)

Just wow...

I've only started to read reviews written by the actual GS staff, and I must say- they're pretty pathetic.

I could ramble on about how they go in circles, pretty much randomly throw info together, blah blah blah. The fact of the matter is: they're proffesional reviewers, and still beat any reviews written by users on the site (most of which are very, very, very bad anyway. But not all)

No, the fact I'm here to complain about is how many mistakes they make in each review. I've red 3 reviews, I've found mistakes in 2 of them, on the first readthrough, without even trying to find them.

I found at least 3 mistakes in the morrowind review. Well, being it's my favorite game and i've put a good 700 hours into it, if you make a mistake about that game, I'll find it easily.

But I also found at least 2 mistakes in the ODST review. I've only played through this twice for enjoyment, and once for the achivments. Not even 150 hours yet, probably not even 100. And i've found mistakes in your review. I hope you played through it more than one time before reviwing it, GS.

They may be minor mistakes, but maybe double check your facts every so often.

If anyone NEEEEEDS me to be bothered, go back, re-read the reviews and post the exact mistakes here, fine. But since that would take a long time, I won't do so unless anyone requests it.

Best heros.

I'm dissaponted in this contest. the selection of villians was just... stupid.

Captian Qwark is more of a hero than a villian, and seriously, you have cervantes but not nightmare?

that's like putting in a storm trooper instead of darth vader.

That's just to name a few. They're mkissing from lots of other popular series too! And to name one, I didn't see a single Prophet of the covenant up there, or the gravemind...

gamespot achivments

mmh, intreting new little tab. amazingly, i already have a common, uncommon, rare and even an "epic" achivment. what about you guys? what do you think of this new feature? i personnaly think it's a good idea to put in stats to see what achivements people get alot and which ones are rare as hell.

New Blog! New Review! need some feedback!

its been a while. but i finnaly got a review up, of adventure II.

now, i need feedback on what order you guys want me to review the following atari 2600 games:

Skiing

air-sea battle

barnstorming

tennis

crystal castles

battle zone

Thanks for your time and feedback.

the situation with conker

i asked her over youtube, and here are here exact words:

"infantryhawk, plz tell the people on gamespot i won't be coming on for a long, long time. cuz i'm not gonna. i'm going through the worst stress i have ever experienced in my whole life. all because of my parents. and i'm stuck living with them for the rest of my life because my dad decided to stay in california!. am i'm trying to figure out how i'm going to get back to new york with my little bro so we can live IN **** (she didn't censor, gamespot did...)PEACE, and also be able to go back there in time to see muse and killswitch engage. and this is the last time i'll be going on youtube for a while. so plz tell them. thanks, and goodbye."

sounds like shes in a situation with her parents again. At least shes ok. I sure hopes she gets back to new york. hopefully this answers any other questions.