[QUOTE="UnrighteousFury"]The girl he did the deed with looks like she could be his mother. Strange.thequietguy

She was probably his babysitter.

I don't know because Mormons don't practice Polygamy anymore but I found it to be true that they drink a lot more beer than most places that I've lived as the alcohol content there is much lower than the surrounding states. I've learned that if you're ever going to visit anybody in Utah...bring beer! It makes them very happy. Lord_Daemon

I don't think they can drink beer. I know they can't drink anything with caffine, though. I like to invite all those door2door missionaries inside and offer them coffee. Maybe I'll listen to them if they drink my coffee :P

[QUOTE="mAD_ADaption"]Little Alfie is obviously too young to know how to use protection :?freham2001

Maybe he one of the fingers from a latex glove :question:

[QUOTE="doobie1975"]mormons. the most hilarious of all the religonschester706

Well, it's lucky for the Mormons that Tom Cruise hasn't decided to sponsor them.