Well, I've been suspended for the past 7 days for calling someone a liar. I didn't realize how "G rated" this site is. But, it wasn't that bad since I had the E3 conference to keep me busy when browsing the website. So...here's what I thought about the conference...
Microsoft: Awkwaaard
The show was pretty dull and awkward. Peter Moore made a fool of himself revealing the "new" X Box 360 Halo 3 Special Edition causing an uncomfortable silence in the audience. Not many people are going to buy that. The green snot colored look of the new 360 made the design look even worse. More awkward moments lead on to more with the fat blonde haired woman (I'm not sure if that was a woman) who sung to one of the Rock Band tunes. I clicked the mute button in my media player until the demostration was over with. It was painful. Then came the worst part of the show, the Assasin's Creed gaming display. The game was full of glitches. I felt the embarrasment just watching the player knock enemies into the air as they got stuck in midair. I know the game isn't completely finished, but it looked very unprofessional and shows you're trying to rush it. If I were them, I would've showed another trailer.
The show wasn't an entire waste of time. The Halo 3 trailer looked pretty good, but not really impressive for a 360 game graphic wise. Call of Duty 4 really caught my interest with the stealth mission the developers played through on the screen. Seems like this game isn't going be a complete mindless fragfest. The animations within the game were looking very fluid and life like. The Lost Odyssey trailer was looking good too.
To sum it up, the Microsoft show sucked. Weren't many exclusives to get excited about, and the presentation was just plain bad. Fortunately, it got better from here.
Overall grade: D
Nintendo: Casualfied and Dissapointing
I may not have the Nintendo E3 emblem, but I did tune in on G4. For some reason gamespot wouldn't allow me access.
Being the huge Nintendo fan, I didn't get my hopes up and expect anything much from Nintendo and I was still let down. It was nice to finally hear release dates for Super Mario Galaxy and that Super Button Mash Bros. Brawl would be online. I wasn't shocked to hear that there was a Mario Kart coming out for the Wii, but I was relieved that they didn't leave out online play in this time. Zelda: Phantom Hour Glass was looking great, but I'm pretty sure that game is going to be casualfied. :(
A huge chunk of the show was, "Sales! Sales! Sales! We're winning the console war! We haven't forgotten about the hardcore gamers let's talk about Metroid Prime 3, Super Mario Galaxy, and Zelda for a few minutes....and look we have Wii Fit!" Wii Fit is going to sale like mad when it's released. It'll definetly beat out MP3 and SMG in sales.
Summing it up, Nintendo's show was a dissapointment.
Overall Grade: C-
Sony: Impressive
I've never been really hyped about a lot of the PS3's exclusives. The main reason I got a PS3 was for Final Fantasy XIII, Metal Gear Solid 4, and the Socom games. Don't remember seeing any new FFXIII or Socom footage, but the MGS4 trailer looked pretty cool. The fight scene between Raiden and Vamp was intense. Seeing Snake in his old age, I'm expecting Kojima to get a lot laughs from players out of Old Snake's expense. As for the other exclusives that were shown, they were impressive. I'm definetly interested in Heavenly Sword. I'm still not into Lair. Someone around here described the dragons as big turds that fly around in the sky, and, quite honestly, described it perfectly.
Being the huge Star Wars fan that I am, it was nice to see Chewbacca make an appearance at the show. Still didn't make me want to buy Star Wars PSP though.
What really surprised me was the Killzone 2 gameplay footage. The characters' faces looked goofy, but the enviornment and surroundings looked great. The sound was loud and noisy. I don't know if that's going to be a good or bad thing. The look was obviously ripped from Gears of War's gothic art****but Killzone 2 was looking better.
Summing it up, Sony stole the show. I was expecting this, but now the PS3 owners are still going to have to wait a long time for the really hyped titles like Killzone 2 and MGS4...
Overall Grade: B
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