Wednesday
So, I brought my handcuffs to work today. It got a good laugh out of everyone and Ecklie. So, one of our regulars came in around three and I showed her my shiny cuffs and you know what she did???? She cuffed me to the till! My keys were in my bag and I bet if Ecklie hadn't interfered I probably could have gotten them. She grabbed them and started holding them out of my reach. I was able to knock them out of her hand and put my foot on them to keep her from grabbing them. She tried to knock me off balance but she eventually gave up saying she was going to do the coffee. Witch. It wasn't even four yet. :evil:
Tips: $3.47

Thursday
It was pretty quiet tonight. Nothing spectacular happened, aside from me trying to run the till with my cuffs on one wrist. That was hard. And I also kept my keys in my pocket in case yesterday's incident happened again. :roll:
Tips: $0.89

Friday
Yes! Working with QB. So about one am this police car came roaring passed the station to the bridge (that's not even a block away). QB went to check it out and it turned out this guy wacked out on drugs had squeezed into where the bridge meets with the hill.

Yes. I was bored enough to make this picture.

Yes, I was also bored enough to make a bunny too. :P

After an hour, they finally got the guy down. It took a fire truck, an ambulance and three squad cars to do it. Frankly, they should have done this town a favour and encouraged him to jump down. But, that's just sadistically me. :D:D
Tips: $9.32

Saturday
OMG today was great! These two girls came in and one of them asked if they could get cigarettes. Well, while I was ringing it in, they were telling us about how they were getting out of this tiny hick town. She handed me a twenty then they left. I watched them go, holding their change and looked at QB, "Don't they want their $10.10?" She laughed then said I should split it with her. I made a promise of buying her Night Quill, even though mum already did.

Tonight was also a bit overwhelming too. We usually get a bar rush since, you know, it's Saturday. Well, it was like half the bar showed up! There's a reason I picked night shift: the quiet hours. These idiots were talking over themselves. You know what, this isn't Yotes, SHUT UP!! I wasn't sure if I was allowed to say that or not, but the urge was becoming irresistible. Thankfully, they finally left. I asked QB about it, and she says that if it does become too loud you can tell them to shut up, 'cause it's not like there's loud music for them to have to shout over or anything.

Someone kicked in the window at the insurance place next to Yotes. The cops were finally called and they had asked QB and Kit-Kat to identify the guy who did it (because they saw who did it). But they did it badly. They were yelling across the lot, "Are you sure this is the guy?" Nice going guys. Kit-Kat and QB didn't want to be identified.

And the guy wasn't arrested. In fact, they were trying to pin the charges on his buddy because the f*cking moron said that this one female officer was wearing underwear with dick holes in it. Way to get yourself arrested, moron. She kicked him. Hard. :D Score one for the smart girls and guys.
Tips: I broke last month's record: $18.24

Sunday
I slept. And slept some more. Very fascinating, I know. :P

Tuesday
Esther and I (yeah, yeah, I wish, but different Esther. Not BM. Sorry. :)) went to the world's biggest convenience store: Wal-Mart. There, I stocked up on under garments and bought some DVDs to add to my collection. Queen of the Damned, Epic Movie, and An Inconvenient Truth. I also bought two boxes of Night Quill for QB. She was very happy when I gave them to her.

We watched the first one then watched most of Epic Movie before Esther had to go. Epic Movie is so funny. It's a parody of PotC 1 and 2, Narnia, Harry Potter, Superman, X-Men, White Castle, Borat, Paris Hilton (They kill her in it, it's so awesome!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D), Snakes on a Plane, Nacho Libre, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and probably many others.

Wednesday and Thursday
Oh, I was ready to kill Ecklie after Thursday. She and Ams don't like each other. It's as common knowledge as Conrad Ecklie is an @$$ kisser. The one thing that Ecklie likes to do is make people fight. She's very good at that. Pitifully enough, she's not good enough to drag me into it. She tried though. I'll give her -2 points for that. When it was a few minutes to 7am (the time our shift ends) she kept saying, "As soon as it's 7, I don't care if she's done her counting, you sign out." I never did. Why should I listen to her? Ams isn't a morning person and it's not like I was in a rush or anything.

Ams was very pissed about that. And it was bad enough that she had to work the morning shift.

Wed Tips: $2.52
Thurs. Tips: $1.88

Friday
It was pretty busy tonight. There was this one guy who was swearing and I told him twice to shut it because there's no need for it. Loser had the nerve to say, "I can swear if I effing want to." Yes, you do have the right, just not in the store, nim-rod.:roll:

Rule Number Three of the store: don't come in here bloody.

This guy got the crap beat out of him at the bar (most likely) and then he tried to use our bathroom. I took one look at him and told him in a very stern voice, "No, get out. You aren't allowed in here with blood on you." So he left.

And came back another two times.

Fourth time he came in he was all cleaned up. Idiot. Looked like his nose was broken and he had skidded across the parking lot. Ick. And ouch.

By the way, if any of you guys did that in my store I'd kick you out, clean you up, then ask you if you want to join me for a weird bottle of coke, on the house! :D

So, when PD, the dayshift manager, came for the morning shift, I told her about Ecklie trying to get me to leave early and pull me into her battle with Ams. She said that Ecklie is not the owner of the store, nor is she a manager, so no she can't tell me to sign off at that time. Yes, I am supposed to sign out at 7, but if I'm not in a rush to go somewhere then I can stay on for a few more minutes to let Ams get ready to do her shift.

She also applauded me on not letting Ecklie make me want to fight with Ams and what not.
Tips: $8.51

Saturday
Well, we didn't get a bar rush like last night, thank god. But we did get a moron another bloody moron. Literally.

Apparently, he was the guy who had tried to give this girl a piggyback ride and fell. We told him not to use the bathroom. He and his girlfriend went in anyway and we shut the bathroom down. Lot of pissed off people. I innocently asked QB if we could tell everyone who it was, but she said no. I don't see why not. Putting idiots against each other could potentially get rid of the peed on genes in the gene pool.

I've placed PD under the Don't Tell Her Everything List. The same list Ecklie is on. Ecklie's on there because she never shuts up about it. PD is under there because she lectures. You know what, I'll yell at the drunks if I deem it necessary. IF someone robs the place, I'll do as they say if they have a gun, but if they have a knife, well, then that depends.

As for Ecklie, if she says I should drop kick someone that she doesn't like one more time, I think I'll scream. Tae Kwon Do is a self-defence martial art. Not "I don't like you and I know cool stuff so I can beat you up" martial art. And don't give me a load of crap that you won't tell my teacher. Witch. :evil::evil::evil:

Sorry, I felt the need to rant a little.

PD Said something that gave me some serious eyestrain from rolling my eyes. She said that Chase is a near genius. Genius my f*CKING @$$!! If he was such a "genius" then his floats would be right and his cash outs would also be right and never short any money. I am no genius (unless you could randomness and annoying the hell out of people as genius-ness:D:D) but I've always gotten my floats right 75% of the time and my cash outs closer to right then not. My tongue hurt from retorting that aloud.

Tips: $4.82

Sunday
Ugh, I hate working Sundays. It's dead at the bar so not many people come in. And it gets a little rushy between 5:30 and 7am.

I decided to clean the chocolate bars. Man there was a lot of dust on the rows I did. They're kind of hidden by the gum rack so they're not sold well. Ick, girlie moment! The soap I was using to clean them really dried my hands up.

Lol, I had to perform CPR on one chocolate bar. If fell into the bucket. :lol: Poor thing.
Tips: $1.86

Monday
I usually sleep in this day, but as everyone from the CSI NY board knows, I didn't. I was so happy to finally get off work that I went a little crazy. In accordance with the prophecy, Lee likes fries with that, he does. :lol::lol::lol::lol: QB and I went to Wal-Mart where I freaked people out with my loud insanity and I finally went to bed around noon. Mark and his mum came over around 7 and man was I tried. I always sleep the first day off, but not this time. When I finally came out of my room, Mark was on my like flies on sh--er--poop. Then he spent five minutes making sure all my hair was behind my shoulders. :P

He missed his Moggiye. :) we had dinner and I didn't exactly make it through that before going to bed.

Tuesday
I woke up around 4am and played on the computer for a while before QB got home. Then Mark and Glory woke up and got dressed and we all had breakfast together. Glory stayed the night because she was going in for her driver's exam. When she, my brother, and my mum left, Mark and I chilled in my room. I was doing my nails and Mark insisted I do his too.:P



After they dried, we went to the park.

He really loves the swings, slide and toy truck there. This group of kids came to the park and Mark fiercely defended his truck. The little cutie.

After Glory and mum came back from the drivers exam (which she passed! W00T!) we took them home. I convinced mum to take me to the Sanctuary since my niece didn't want to go to WEM and Esther couldn't.
Here's what I bought:


Swere Shoes, they make me feel so tall! :D:P:lol: (I believe that's the correct spelling for them)


Hm, I should really consider getting a digital camera one of these days. I don't know if you can see it really well, but it's a mesh long sleeved shirt I'm wearing under my t-shirt.


Bondage pants. They scare the cats with their jingley-ness.

Wednesday Morning
I got pierced again!


I have a third one in the left eyebrow and first one in my right eyebrow. My goal is to get two others by October 31st. This time it actually hurt. But, me thinks it has something to do with this dam cold of mine. :( Stupid cold. My head hurts, I'm sneezing and my left nostril is all closed up. Lol, that sounds funny.

Well here is the promised long blog. Now, I'm going to bed. Night all!

Hm, you know what I noticed about my face? Is that besides the zits, the only things that aren't symetrical are my glasses and my piercings.

Hey all! One year and a half ago I discovered TV.com and found it to be a good source for my favourite TV Shows. August 16th was when I finally decided to get an account here.

Suz was my first friend. Then Lisa, MG and Pop became my friends and soon my friend's list grew.

So, One year and what the heck have I accomplished?!?!

Level: 15
Emblems: 13
Submissions: 402
Reviews: 132
Blog Posts: 200
Forum Posts: 2845
Friends: 53
Runner-Up for the Random Award

Okay, now that all the talking's done time to party! :twisted:

Here's some vodka, red wine and soda for the designated drivers.

*hiccup* Sorry, got a little thirsty setting everything up. :oops: :P

Here's some cheese to go with everyone's wine!

And a couple carrots for the Bunny Band Lee unintentionally brought over.

Oooo the party favours are here!

My, my, how that sihrt leaves little to the imagination...:twisted:

OH! Looks like we have a party pooper on our hands!! *breaks out markers and whip cream*

Angie's here just for Lee because I like her and I like Lee. So enjoy!

Okay, so I've had this icon for a year now and I want everyone's opinion:

What icon should I go with?

1. 2.3. 4.
5.

I made 3 and 5, 2 was made by Blu, and I don't know who made 4 (all credit goes to whoever did though!!).

And in response to everyone's comments about the survey from the previous blog, I found it on silent_medium's blog. The profanity question was what got me to do it.

1. What is your name? Moggiye. M. Moggers (No really, mum was stoned when she had me)

2. How old are you? older than I act...or is it younger than I act.....?

3. Age you lost your virginity? My ears!

4. Last time you masturbated? Haha, wouldn't you like to know. Dirty Surveyor:twisted::P:lol:

5. You had sex? 29 seconds ago, right Flack!

6. You kissed someone? Does kissing your cat (before they meet another cat) count?

7. Last time you saw someone naked? Well, there's Mark's Blog party and wow that was something.

8. What is the worst dare you have ever taken? Well, I was dared to show my art teacher a pic of a naked girl, but that was actually amusing...

9. How many Countries have you visited?! Canada! Because I am a hermit! :P

10. How many languages do you speak? Stupidity, Infant, English, French

11. Have you ever cheated on a lover? No

12. Have you ever stolen? Yup, and I work at the store I stole from too (story for another blog day)!

13. Do you have Children? Heck no! I haven't lived yet

14. Are you married? Pffff only stupid people and lovey-dovey people marry

15. How many romantic relationships have you had? 2 I think.

16. How many sexual partners have you had? Let's see, there's Mog-Flack, Mog-Adam, M-Eric, Mog-Mac, Mog-Grissom...wait did you mean in reality??

17. Have you ever done drugs? Oh yes all the time *pops a calcium pill then an advil*

18. Do you have or want Tattoos? Yes, but I'm in conflict over it.

19. Do you have any body piercings? four, soon to be seven.

20. Do you have any special talents? The ability to annoy my sister and live to tell the tale.

21. Do you live at home? If not when did you move out? yeah, because if I move out I'll become a bum and have to live in Tent City (housing here costs a lot)

22. Do you have pets? Yup 1 dog, 4 cats, and 2 fish

23. Have you ever killed a living thing? Yes, it was very trumatic, I accidentally killed my sister's cat. :cry::(

24. Are you employed? Yes.

25. On average how many times do you use profanity? Every dam day?

26. When is the last time you were in a fight? Lol, 3rd grade.

27. Do you drink hard alcohol? No, I plan on being the designated driver!

28. When is the last time you were drunk? I've never been drunk. (Kinda hard to be drunk when you never drink)

29. Are you an only child? If not how many siblings do you have? I have two brothers, four sisters, and a ghost in the next room.

30. What's your favorite food(s)? flack-ioes.

31. What's your favorite sport(s)? Tae Kwon Do!

32. What's your favorite drink(s)? Coke in funny bottles!

33. Do you dye your hair? yup, am going to at the end of the month!

34. Do you wax or shave your body hair? i'm a wax virgin!!

35. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 1 pair of sneakers, 2 pairs of girly shoes (bottom of the closet out of sight!!! *shudder*), and 1 pair of work boots

36. How many Hats or purses do you own? Lost all my hats and hid all five of my purses. I have a man-wallet!

37. When did you stop wetting the bed? 8 it's humiliating I know.

38. What age did you see the first naked body that wasn't your own? My mommy's when we had to shower together at the pool when I was 7.

39. What age did you first masturbate? Wouldn't you like to know, Mr. Surveyor Guy. Why don't you come by later tonight to fill some of those other questions out?

Mr. Surveyor Guy: :oops:

40. Have you ever had or tried to have sex in public? That's means leaving my bedroom.

41. Do you have a clique of friends? If so, how many? Does the internet count? 'Cause they're the only ones I chill with anymore. Everyone else is too emo for me. oh how many?.....35 on this site. 52 if you count mutual tracking.

42. Are you an introvert or extrovert? Neither, I'm me!

43. Have you ever slept with a close friend?Maybe.....

44. Have you ever slept with someone significantly older than you? No

45. Could you kill someone if necessary? I could hurt them really badly, but I don't think i could kill someone.

46. Would you physically harm a member of the opposite sex out of spite? I do everyday.

47. Would you date someone for monetary reasons? No.

48. Would you sell your body for Sex? No, I wouldn't make any money even I offered for free!:lol:

49. Do you use your looks to get what you want? Pfffha! No. I use sheer force and complete randomness to get what i want. (works 90% of the time)

50. Would you date outside of your race? I miss the bad in that, male homosapiens are hot! :P:lol:

So we went to the Sancutary (A Goth store) first before going to WEM. I purchased a corset! The first part to my Halloween costume. Then we headed over to the mall and parked on the second floor.

Here's a pic over the first balconey we came to:

We went to a book store where I bought my bester friend a book for her birthday and the 1# Harry Potter book because I lost mine.

then we went into this girlie shop (my nose was wrinkled the whole time, it was very pink) and bought a small change purse because I didn't have an room to hold mine in my wallet.

OMG here's where Carmen Electra was sitting when she was in town to flim part of her Christmas in Wonderland film.

Lol, i'm not a fan or anything, I just remembered that was were she was filming because Es and I were there when she was there. Oh Oh we walked where we weren't suppose to so if they don't edit it out of the film I might be in it!!!! :P

here's a bigger pic of the Ice Palace:

Ice Palace

here's a picture of us:

Pity I'm not actually that pale. That'd be real nice. :P

Here's the Deep Sea Adventure place:

If you squint really hard you can see the seals that replaced the dolphins from a few years back.

We had lunch then went off to search for the Millenium store, where I bought a lesbian poster, a demon and a chick together poster, and a sexy chick poster for my nephew for christmas. Then I discovered handcuffs.

There were three of them. I bought the black ones that were $40 bucks. they are heavy and the keys that came with them are now on my keychain. :twisted:

*Make a mental note to see if they have fuzzy cuffs...*

I was looking for a present for my sister, but couldn't find anything. However, I also bought a pair of pants. I love them!

And I can't wait to wear them to school! I love camoflage patterned clothing.

We were slowly making our way to HMV (it's a two-floor music/video store with everything except naughty Flack videos;)), when we discovered this:

Flamingos! Aren't they cool?!

We went to this store and I bought my niece (21 yrs) two plain old button shirts for her beau to rip off---um for work. Very plain and on sale much to my wallet's appreciation. :P

I was overjoyed to discover San Francisco. I knew Millwoods Mall had one but this one was twice as big as that dinky shop. And it have wolf-y stuff that my sister would totally love.

Only problem was it was over my budget. :(

So, I found fountains. And sitting before them were diamonds:

Whom ever these are for, must have the hands and feet of a giant. ;) :lol:

And I also found these super cool magnets that were just perfect for my sister and me.

We were walking passed this stand when this hot French guy pulled us aside to try an sell us a straightening/curler/crimping iron. Es got to be the lab rat and it really made her hair soft. I thought it was pretty cool, since you don't have to add water or wait for it to cool off before putting it in it's traveling bag.

$150 that neither of us had. Although, I think I'll get it for her birthday since she was telling me about her iron that totally sucks.

Lol, as we went to HMV (finally) I couldn't help but mention how very femine I felt carrying my bags like those girls who go shopping ever Saturday and max out their parents' credit cards. :lol: Es thought that was priceless.

I couldn't help myself:

Because honestly, there is no help for me. :D

We finally make it into HMV. QB wanted me to buy her an Edguy CD if they had it. Well, they did. Problem was I exceeded my limit on my bank card and I was out of cash. Worse off was finding this Harry Potter set of all four movies for $59. $59 people that is the greatest price ever and of course I didn't have the money for it. Guess who's possibly making a second trip next Tuesday????

Here are two pics of the Water Park:

So, today my wallet was carrying $370. I came home with $3.21. it's kind of scary how easy it is to get through all that.

Here is what the whole mall looks like on a map:

WEM Map

RANDOM!

Oh yeah today I'm in a completely fabulous mood! My Bestest Friend and I are going to the biggest mall in the world (or so I've been told).

For those of you who have never been there or don't have a clue about what i'm talking about, I'll take tons of pictures! :D MY camera phone may suck outdoors but the quality is really good indoors!

So, here's yesterday's joke because TV.com sucked last night.

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles.

While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new
bibles that had never been opened and distributed.

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church.

Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.
The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some bibles.

But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment.

Poor Louis stuttered badly. But, not wanting
to dis courage Louis, the minister decided to let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with bibles.

He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.

Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately asked Jack, "Well, Jack, how did you make out selling our bibles last week?"

Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack replied, "Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 bibles, and here's the $200
I collected on behalf of the church."

"Fine job, Jack!" The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand. "You are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you."

Turning to Paul,
"And Paul, how many bibles did you sell for the church last week?"

Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied,"I am a professional salesman. I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the Church, and here's $280 I collected."

The minister responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly a
professional salesman and the church is also indebted
To you."

Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, "And Louie, did you manage to sell any bibles last week?"

Louie silently offered the minister a large envelope.

The minister opened it and counted the contents. "What is this?" the minister exclaimed. "Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the church, door to door, in just one week?"

Louie just nodded.

That's impossible!" both Jack and Paul said in unison. "We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many bibles as we could."

"Yes, this does seem unlikely," the minister! Agreed. "I think you'd better explain how you managed
to accomplish this, Louie."

Louie shrugged. "I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f- for sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered.

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!"

"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said WA-WA-was," Louis replied ,
"W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just L-like m-m-me t-t-to St-St-stand h-h-here and
R-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??"

.....and left a very pissed off Mog in it's wake.

I came into work tonight with a headache. I dont get them very much so they are very irritating when I do get them. QB was in a good mood when she broke her just-bought-them-yesterday headphones.

Then we saw Kit-Kat, Chase, and Ams and QB tore a right strip out of them for not stocking the cooler with the Pepsi stuff that came in.

Funny how they didn't stay for very long and never came back to visit.

I had asked Chase if they did the cooler and he said they did, so I went to check. They probably sent maybe a half hour in there. And from what I saw, I could have done everything that they "did" in five minutes.

I stormed out angrily and told QB that by 3am I was going to have the floors done so I could spend the rest of my time in the cooler befor the morning rush started.

i was starting to calm down when this guy came in followed by a very irate woman. I mean, my pissiness looked like i was cheerful compared to her. And she was swearing every sentence. I told her three times to watch her language and was going to withdraw from serving her her cigarettes if she didn't stop.

The guy was rather freaked about it and then tried to bribe me into letting him use the phone. What part of "The phone doesn't reach out here and is for business only" did he not understand? Idiot.

Sunday nights are the deadest nights of the week. Well, they are suppsoe to be. An officer came in asking about someone being drunk. I said there had been a guy complaining about a native dude taking his bike and harassing him, but that was about it. when I went outside for some fresh air I saw her and her partner arresting the guy. Lol, apparently he was trying to hide behind the payphone. :roll:

This completely tanked guy came in and was texting on his phone when he suddenly went to the bathroom. He was there for a while before Officer Blue and her very attractive parnter came in and unlocked the bathroom. I'm pretty certain the guy was so pissed out of his tree he couldn't get out. :lol: Because after he was taken away, I needed to use the washroom and disgustedly discovered he was tanked enough to hit the floor and toilet seat than his actual target. Bleh!

That was about the only source of amusement in my night before it became greatly annoying. I was trying to dump the water from the water bucket into a different bucket so it would be easier for me to dump the water into the sink when the bucket slipped and spilt water all over the f***ing floor. Moggiye was NOT a happy camper.

I think the only plus side to that was it amused a customer. I told QB in a very angry voice that she could do the bloody floors and I stomped off to my beloved cooler where I spent the next hour venting my anger at defencless weird Coke and Pepsi bottles.

It definitely worked!

OMG this guy came in and he was showing a customer how one of his bills looked like our bills. I thought it was the coolest thing in the world and he gave it to me!!

It's a 20 Sheqalim bill (I am terribly sorry if that's incorrect! :() from Israel. According to the guy it's only worth $5 CND, but who cares about that?! It's foriegn money, man! How cool it that?!!?!? Yes, QB was also shaknig her head and rolling her eyes in amusement in regard to how easy it is to make me all happy over such a stupid thing like foriegn currency.

Saturday's Tips: $5.59

Sunday's tips: $ 0.39

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder dresses and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the partment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

I shall reply to all the wonderful comments I got for the previous blog tomorrow! Later!

Okay, the title is just a very simple why of summing up my night.

beginning of my shift this chick came in wearing a CSI jacket like mine (oh yeah lots of SQUEEing going on there) and so we chatted about the CSI and she said her preferred ones were Vegas and Miami. I said she should watch the finale of NY's S3 because it's the greatest episode in the franchise. Sometime later, these two girls come in and go into the bathroom together befor I can tell them, "One at a time please."

this happens again an hour later (two more girls), so I make a sign saying,

1 PERSON IN THE BATHROOM

AT A TIME PLEASE

(Or I will have the bathroom shutdown!)

funny how that was actually followed. You know, either this town is filled with lesbians or crackheads who know to clean the counter or girls who haven't gotten over high school (you know groups of girls going to the bathroom at the same time).

Fricking morons.

So, onto the suicidal part.

My sis saw some cop cars at the bridge near the store and at first we didn't know what was going on. some time later an ambulance came roaring passed and a fire truck so my first thought was, "OMG a semi carrying fuel got stuck under the bridge (it's happened before)," but it was some junkie who managed to wedge himself into the beams.

They did get the guy down, but I didn't see the point as to why. It'd be one less idiot to pee in the gene pool.

Our Pepsi order (shudder) came in so my sis went in to stock it while I was forced to vacuum (evil thing it is). An hour later (this is a big thing because cooler doesn't take that long), she came out just fuming. The dumb@$$3$ from dayshift tunneled the h3!! out of the Coke cases, leaving them all dangerously close to falling. If I had done them, they would have fallen on me because i'm short (5'2"). My sis is about 5'11" and had to go through EVERYTHING just to get what she needed because they are idiots.

So, we're going to have a "chat" with Kit-Kat and Chase because they said they did the cooler last and we already talked to Jay-Jay so we know it wasn't him.

As a Newffie, Danny drinks a lot, but knows when to quit and doesn't let it affect his work and what not. So, he comes in to get Rolaids or Tums for his stomach because hey, alcohol's bad for your stomach. Well, he didn't tonight, which was surprising.

Lol, I think I scared Jay-Jay. Pity, because I like him. I was ranting about how annoying Chase is, when a customer came up and all of a sudden I was like, "Hi, how my I help you?" In a perky voice.

QB does the same thing. We aren't trying to scare him. He's in our good books so it's not like he has anything to worry about.

Poor Newbie. :D:P

For BM!

Here's that picture of those Ogre-Size M&Ms I talked about.

I took it at the store, so I'll but a pack to show you just how big it is compared to the regular size and the Minis.

Tips: $?.?? (Don't know because I forgot them but D was sweet enough to hide them for me so i'll post the results tomorrow).