So it was fairy busy. The bloody customers wouldn't go away long enough for me to do cigarette stocking. Twits. They did finally go away but by then I was nearly done.

this guy had came in to buy something that costed $11 something and he paid it with a $100 bill. Just as I wa getting his $89.21 change, some other dudecame in then the guy chased after him, leaving his cigarettes and lighter behind. I set his stuff aside to help someone else. Lol, she wiggled her eyebrows suggestively and said we should split his money.

Sadly, the guy did come back. Pity, 'cause that would have been a hell of a tip. :P

Then KG came in around 3am. He's a bouncer from Yotes. I was trying to mop the floor and he, Spiney, and P0rn Guy walked all over it. Brats. Spiney and P0rn guy left and KG stayed to chat with us. I think my sister (who requested I call her Queen B!tch when I told her about the nicknames I give everyone) said something about me being ticklish because came over to me. I tried to use a case of Diet Pepsi (my hands are still sizzling after holding that...thing) to block him but that quick became a distraction.

He managed to get me in a headlock, and so I did what and girl would do: I bit his arm. Hard. Sadly, he didn't try to pull away. He did try to tickle my sides though.

I'm not ticklish, I'm sensitive. The difference? The lack of giggles.

So, after our playfight, we discovered his arm was bleeding where I bit him (go me!!) and my knee was bleeding from when I dropped like a rock in water when he tried to tickle me.

Lol, after that I started telling all the regular customers I go into a "fight" with a bouncer. :P :lol: My sister --er-- the Queen B!tch was rolling her eyes about the whole thing.

Jay-Jay came in! Who's he? an adorable 16-year-old (I'm assuming) boy who's mildly freaked out by me. I like scaring him in a teasing way, though today, I was told he was going to be doing the cooler because D wrenched her shoulder doing it a few days before.

So, I sweetly told him that if he tunnled into the crates of pop, I'd break his fingers. Think I'm kidding? Try moving two cases of 24 X 591mL pop (from a stack taller than you) that's sitting on two cases that have only four bottles of pop (EACH!) holding them up. I told Queen B!tch that if that thing ever fell on me, Mike was never going to hear the end of it.

Anyway, so she took him into the cooler and showed him how to properly do it.

Now that Jay-Jay has been wonderfully dealt with, i'm going to see Queen B!tch about leaing early tonight so we can keep Chase from leaving early. I hate him, because he's a waste of space. Wicked thing is, though, is that I scare him. hehehehehehehe......

Lol, this morning was so funny. When my sis and I came home we did our normal things then I came into her room to pester her cat, Spike. I dumped her in my sis's laundry basket and giggeld and poked her while my sis called me atotal b!tch and cow. Heehee.

I love cats, I really do, but Spike is an annoying twit who deserves to be tormented.

Anyway, my sister grabbed the SpongeBob SquarePants bandaids I managed to get her to buy and left her room. I follwed a few minutes later and discovered her standing patiently in front of the bathroom door where Mum was finishing her shower.

The scene was just so hilarious. It took a ton of effort to keep my laughter quiet.

We stood there for five fricking minutes before Mum came out. My sis said, "Bandaid?" It was the tone of her voice that had all of us laughing.

My sister doesn't want me having the bandaids because she knows I'm going to try and stick them all oer her. Oh I will get those bandaids, just you see!!

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By the way, Lee, my sister thinks you top me with your (and i quote) "1000 bunny obsession" (end quote) on the Randomness Scale. :P

Tips: $9.09

Updates on Danny: He didn't come into the store for very long. :( However, Queen B!tch, Ams, and Kit-Kat think my "puppy" crush is hilarious. Eight months and he's mine! :twisted:

Thank you for all the hilarious responses to my previous blog. There's absolutely nothing more enjoyable than to make a person's day! :):D

As per Maisy's request, here's an extra long blog!

Wednesday
It was a pretty quiet night. The only excitement really was a couple who came in and were stranded because the belt in their car broke and they had to wait for a tow truck, but that's about it.

Tips: $1.91

Thursday
While Wednesday was rather dead, today proved to be much more interesting. After several customers came in and out around 1am it turned out this guy had came into Yotes (The bar) and wanted some coke. Well, the guy he was harrassing wouldn't give him any cause he didn't have any to give. So, pissed off, he sat a table and slit his own throat!

I kid you not! Fricking loser. Half the bar was trying to keep him from bleeding to death as the cops and ambulance showed up. I heard he lived, which is a pity because I was sure we'd be less one out-of-town idiot.

And you know, that dumb crack--head could have given everyone who helped him AIDS or HIV. Least he'll learn his leasson in jail.

tw#t.

Tips: $3.10

Friday
Haha, yelled at a customer again. Two of them actually. You see we have these huge jaw breakers on sticks in a container and this guy had grabbed it and bonked his friend on the head. while his friend is grumbling in pain he pays for his stuff. Then The guy in pain comes up to pay for his stuff and childishly (I emphasize this term) starts threatening to beat his buddy with it.

I got annoyed and glared at the both of them, "If you two don't put those things away you're going to buy them all!!" My sister was holding back her snickers as they looked properly chastised.

Allow me to remind the crowd of the size difference between me and these heffilumps. Yelling at people who don't yell back is incredibly therapeutic. :D

Tips: $9.71

Saturday
Yes, last day of work! It was rather boring really. Not nearly as boring as Sunday last week but dam near. I worked on some fanfiction pieces that I've been trying to inspire myself to actually type. You know I've barely made any progress on any of the stuff I wanted to have done this summer? It totally sucks.

Anyway the only real highlight was reading Kesley's tip of the day:

It's hard work running til and working your parenting skills over Chase.

The inside joke? Chase is a loser who is threatening the Boss he'll quit because he wants to work weekdays instead of the weekend because he wants to hang out with his friends. Loser. He's useless anyway, so really there's no loss of him leaving. That's our opinion, anyway.

Tips:$4.57

Sunday
I slept in until the afternoon like a --dare I say it-- normal teenager. It was fabulous. Then I did some interneting and went back to bed. I woke up around 2am and starting haunting the TV.com boards. About 3 was when I finally gave into the OCD urge.

I went into the kitchen and proceeded to sort my M&Ms according to size (minis, regulars, Ogre-size) and colour. Then bagged them all and put them back in the jar I had them in. Yes, I'm pathetic, what can I say? It certainly amused my sister an mum when I told them.

Monday
My other sister's boyfriend came over after lunch and we had a very long talk about all sorts of things. I like him. His stories about the people he beat up, his fish tank sizes (2000 gallons, wanker) and his childhood. It was all very cool.

Tuesday
We went to the Devonian Botanic Gardens . They were so great. I tried to take pictures, but clearly camera phones aren't as great as they appear.

This is the part where I tell you all why I wanted Agent Lee to off my bratty little brother. He had grabbed me by my shoulder blade area and was all shocked at how "meaty" it felt. Then he started calling me "dumpling" and chicken legs and other chicken food names.

By the way should ANY of you start calling me that, there's a gernade with your home address on it.:evil:

Haha, funniest thing happened. Ecklie got robbed. Okay that's not really funny but the story is. This kid (okay, adult 19 most likely) came in and wanted four packs of cigarettes. Ecklie gets them, demands to see his ID. He shows then hands over his bank card. He hits the proper buttons then runs.

Ecklie looks at the keypad and it says "NOT APPROVED--FUNDS EXCEEDED"

She tried to run after him but didn't get far. So now we have a new policy, no giving the customers their cigarettes until the keypad says APPROVED.

My sis says that I came manhandle him into the bathroom if he ever comes in on my shift. P the dayshift manager says no to encourage me because I small. Pfff don't underestimate us Shorties.

Wednesday
So we had to call the cops. Again. This time it was to give them more information regarding that loser who stole from us the night before. Turns out he hit another store and did a drive off onus a few days before that. I have to admit, the kid has balls (but not for long if the little brat tries that on me!!) to hit the same store twice like that.

Anyway, a few regulars had info on the guy and we gave it to the cops. The regs also wanted us to inform them of a drunk trying to leave the parking lot behind the wheel. So we did. Two cop cars came to the parking lot (the regs effectively stalling the guy) and the officers had a chat with him. I'm not sure what happened but the guy didn't want to go. Said he wasn't drunk or something like that.

Loser.

Tips: $0.72

Thursday
So this guy i like. don't worry, I'm not under duress. He is hot. rich (works in the oil field industry), young (4 years older than me), excellent sense of humour, a Newffie (Canadian slang for someone from Newfoundland), and his name? Danny. :D:D:D Oh yeah, who's cool?!?!:P:lol:

He stayed at the station for two hours before finally leaving. It was pretty obvious I had a crush on him. When I tried to make coffee my first attempt left me with a pot of hot water because I forgot coffee grounds. Second attempt was okay. Third attempt left me with used grounds and empty pots.

Can we say distracted?!?!?!

Bestest part was Ecklie and I went to his house! For completely innocent reasons of course. :roll: He needed to be up by 8am so Ecklie agreed to come over and wake him and his buddy up.

His house is very nice. He was sleeping on the couch though, so I didn't get to see the bits I wanted to see (of house house pervs!!!!!!!).

I went in to get my eyebrow done again. Well it didn't go godd, sadly. Lady did it the first time and realized the hole was too short. She tried a second time and got the hole crooked, so she said to let it heal and we could try it again.

My sister got her done thoygh and it looks great!

If you want to see a picture of my eyebrow, click on the spoiler tag.

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Tips: $0.87

There ya go, Maisy, long enough for ya? :D

~ At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
~ Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
~ Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
~ Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
~ Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
~ In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
~ Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the Prophecy'.
~ Dont use any punctuation
~ As often as possible, skip, rather than walk.
~ Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
~ Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.
~ Sing along at the opera.
~ Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'.
~ Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
~ Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
~ Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
~ When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'.
~ When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'.
~ Tell your children, over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'.

There. The next Blog shall be filled with a detailed description of why Little Brother has been given the honour of his Old Sister hiring an assassin on his @$$. :)

Agent Lee, your objection is to seek out and destroy the target in the folder.

Your target? Little Brother:

Should you accept this mission your reward will be as followed:

~Unlimited supply of carrots

~Unlimited access to my beach fronts in Hawaii, Peru and Japan

~Access to a good internet conncetion on a Super Computer

We await your response.

It was horrible! :P:lol:

So, I'm sterlizing the rocks I bought from Wally World for my fish tank. I lay two towels on the floor to let them cool off a bit, 'cause no one likes waking up in the morning to find hard boiled fish in their tank (though I did lmao when my sister told me this. It was the tone of her voice that had me laughing).

I turn around to check my rocks and look back to see Dickie attacking the towels. then he started rolling and stretching out on them like he was having the best non-existent 'gasm of his life.

Such an adorable little freak. :P:lol:

Thursday
Don't read if you don't want to hear my b!tching![spoiler] If I hear one more complaint about how "cursed" I am, I'm going to rip my hair out. So what if sh!t happens? Suck it up buttercup, because I sure am and have.

Sorry, ranting a little.

Ecklie keeps telling people, who have 30 seconds to spare, *insert sarcastic voice here* how horrible it is that every Wednesday she has to call the cops because something always happens.

Thursday was relatively peaceful. Then after doing a float for D, who works the morning shift, a customer came in for AAA batteries. I had to do a thorough look of the entire shelf before finding the desired batteries near the roof (Thanks a lot bossman!:evil::P). So I told the customer with teasing annoyance about how I had to get the dreaded ladder out.

I hate that thing. I scares me so much being on it. I was on the step that was one below the top of the ladder when Ecklie thought she'd try to be funny and shake the fcking thing on me.:evil::evil:

To tell you how aggrivated I was would be a total understatement of the century. I barely spoke three words to her after that.

And if I had fallen off that thing, my sister would be out for blood and Ecklie's job.

You know, I realized that the only good thing out of working with her is that my tolerence for stupid people has signifigantly been raised.

My day didn't get much better after that. Uncle (a really sweet old man who works the dayshift with D) decided to inciate me into the staff offically. Wanna know how (minds out of the gutter!!)?

He put $75 worth of gas into his truck and took off. It was a little buy so I didn't notice until Ecklie pointed out the gas that hadn't been paid for. Drive-offs are so not cool.

He came in all smug and gave me the money, saying I'm not part of the group.

To top my morning off my mum didn't tell me when she was going to work so I didn't know if she was at the clinic or at home. After over 12 messages left on the answering machine and two on her turned-off cell phone I was in a black mood and two blocks away from home when mom pulled up beside me.

That is the second time that's happened. It only happens because mum expects me to sit in the store and wait for her.

As much as I like D and Uncle, 8 hours at the gas station are enough for me and not even a broken leg will make me ask Ecklie for a ride home. [/spoiler]

Tips: $10.25 (this guy bought something and gave me a twenty and just left, leaving me with a $6.21 :D)

Friday

For mum's birthday we had Chinese the night before and then gave her her gifts this morning. My gift was a trip to the Botanic Gardens. She was ecstatic. We are due to go on Monday.

I ripped a customer a new one!

[spoiler] Three drunk guys come in with their swearing every other word and my sister pointedly tells them to watch their language (she's had people thrown out for that).

you think they were listening? Heck no!

One of them was especially bad and I finally cracked.

"Alright that's it!! Either you watch your mouth you can get the hell out of the store right now, do I make myself clear?!?!"

I'm a very small person and I think my angry outburst really startled that idiot. He was so startled that when he came up to the counter to pay for his water (under my dark glare), he shakily told me I could just keep the change.

When Ams came in later on she laughed at how giddy I was when I told her.

What can I say, yelling at people is very relaxing. :lol: [/spoiler]

For a Friday night the bar was very dead. We think it's because of the Klondike Days events and the Expo Days that are coming to an end.

Tips: $5.65

Saturday
It was a litle more busier and When Katie and my sister were counting cigarettes, this gorgeous hottie came in.

Shirtless.

Katie (who has been complaining about her love life, or lack there of) couldn't concentrate and man that was hilarious. Ams and I couldn't stop laughing.

Later on that night Kai, one of the bouncers from the bar came in and we chatted. Lol, I can't remember how the conversation turned, but he had said, "What theheck do you think I've been doing all night?!?!"

I couldn't help myself, I really couldn't.

"Me."

Oh yeah, that knocked him off his rocker for a second while my sister is snickering away.

Tips: $10.26

Sunday
It was so dead and the time was going so slow. It was horrid. I spent as much of it as i could over-stocking cigarettes because either I do it, or it won't get done because that would mean dayshift would have to work.

While I was trying to do D's float, customers kept coming, and coming and man that was getting annoying. It got to the point where I couldn't remember how many coins I took out of her float. Thank god that was my last work day for the next two days.

Tips: $1.41

Monday
Nothing spectacular happened save for my neighbour mowing the lawn near my window and a thunder storm keeping me from sleeping. Mum and I decided we are going to go to the Gardens on Tuesday of next week because I was just too exhausted to go and tomorrow she had to work.

Tuesday
At the moment i'm reading Harry Potter fanfiction and posting on the NY board while trying to write this blog.

YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO KILL RYAN OFF YA HEAR ME!!!!!!!

:P:lol: it's a battle over there right now.

So, I discovered several things this weekend:

-Ecklie hates it when I stack the creamers. Heheheheheh, guess what i'll be doing for the net while...:twisted:

-Annoying my sister with saying random things is a great amusment for everyone.

-Scaring my boss is a great pleasure

-It's nearly August which means THUNDER STORM season is fast approaching. :( :cry: They terrify the h3!! out of me because I can't see it at night and the big BOOMs are very scary. Thunder storms during the dayare fine. Annoying, but fine. *cuddles her CSI NY plushies and munches on M&Ms under her bed*

Signs Your Co-Worker May Suffer From OCD

Arranged Lighters

Arranged Chewing Tobacco Canisters

Stacked Creamers

Lol, my boss says I should invest in medication

I say screw that, it's a waste of money. I'm not that bad. Really.

So, after calculating twice, my total tips of the month come to $100.29. $20 of that was from bills.

My Tip Box is practically full!

All rolled up

Oh yeah, about ripping myself off. I was half asleep on Saturday when I suddenly sat up and slapped my forehead. I couldn't remember if I took my money from my till after paying for my dinner. Lol, I told my sister and she laughed at me, though she said has done that to herself before.

And this is for Joey (Noahcrash) and Mark for the great party last night! your twins globes were pretty awesome Mark!! :twisted: (is sad she couldn't take the party favours home)

We called the cops!

And this time I didn't even get out of the car when it happened, either! This drunk guy was coming from Yote's (the bar behind the gas station) and he was being followed by this other guy and I heard them yell as my mum was pulling into the parking lot, so I just knew they were going to start a fight.

And I was right. I was just getting out of the car when the guy hit the drunk guy. Despite the circumstances, it was a pretty good hit. It knocked the drunk several feet onto his face. I wasn't sure whether to tell them to stop it or not when I saw the guy who hit the drunk was a regular (Ron). Ron poked his head inside and told Ams (she was working that night) to call the cops.

Lol, the drunk got onto his feet and went into the store to tell Ams to also call the cops so he could report an assault. I took that time to slip inside and go behind the counter while Ams took control of the situation. She had the cops on the phone and also made sure the drunk didn't try to go outside (because Ron had his friends with him).

I tried to start my count of my float while she handled things on her but that was next to impossible to do when my mother came into the store to try and reason with this idiot. Then my eyes were completely fixed on him.

The only thing going through my mind was that if he laid a hand on my mother, they were going to be cleaning him out of the carpet for months (secretly, I was kind of wishing he had poked her or something, 'cause I thin kthe regulars would have had a great laugh watching him get beat up by a girl).

My mum tried to reason with him as Ams went out to do something (what i'm not sure). The drunk started calling Ams a methhead and when my mum disagreed calmly, the idiot said, "You don't know nuthin', Grandma!"

"I'm not a Grandma, I'm a great Grandma," my mother replied rather proudly.

"See, you don't know nuthin!!" Then he started calling Ams the c-word (if you don't know what that means, I'll save your virgin eyes and not tell you). At first I thought he was saying that to my mum so I yelled quite angrily at him, "HEY! Don't you ever call her that again!!"

"I wasn't effin' talkin' to her, I was talkin' 'bout that methhead," he had growled.

"Whatever, you still don't say that!"

Thankfully, the cops showed up.

All seven of them. Three of them came into the store and talked to the guy then had him cuffed. Mum later told me that she thinks the guy might have broken his probation, which means he gets to be someone's b!tch and realize the consequences of thinking he's the man. :roll:

Oh and Ron, wasn't charged for hitting the guy.

Best parts, though were when he was mouthing the guys off while still in the store (before my mum went in). "You mother effers! I'll show you effing red necks!" At this point he started beating his chest.

I kid you not. If he was given the roll as a gorilla he would have gotten an Oscar. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

The second best part was that Ecklie (girl I'm forced to work with:cry:.) didn't show up unil after the idiot was put in a cruiser. however, she was still annoying as hell for the rest of the night. She keeps calling me cursed and complaining she was going to have to skip wednesdays.

I'm tempted to show her something to complain about. Stupid bint.

And she still treats me like a 6-year-old. Ooooo I can't wait til i'm of age then rip a strip out of her.:evil:

but, on the plus side, PAY DAY!!!!!!!!!

so, I'm going to go to the bank tomorrow, cash my cheque and pull money out so I can buy CSI (x3) and NCIS in the fall.

Life is good.

Tips: $2.53

My blogs have disappeared!! And I can't edit my posts! Damn, bugs. They're so annoying. So, a few nights ago we had this huge storm come in. I was taking a cat nap when the tin foil on my windows started woke my up with their insistent crackling. Being the half asleep idiot I am, I growled at the wind, telling it to shut up.

Did it listen? Of course not.

It blew harder and annoyed me greatly. So, I got up and discovered gloomy clouds. So, I headed out and saw some really nasty clouds coming towards my neighbourhood from the west. This is the same night I finally made my first post on the CSI NY RPG S3. With a thunderstorm coming, I didn't want to risk my laptop getting fried by a brown out (that's when the electricity flickers just enough to cause problems, but not enough to go out completely.), so I finished up what I could, posted, and turned my computer off.

Then I went to the livingroom to haggle on ym brother's friend to turn the computer off. I was just checking the TV to see if those nasty clouds could be potential tornado clouds when I heard a very loud and scary noise.

THose of you who have seen CSI: Miami episodes regarding crashing planes know what I'm talking about. I ran out to my front step and and saw a plane fly over my house lower than normal before heading north to go to the airport. Those poor people. I think I'd have a heart attack if I was on that flight.

So, after talking with Ecklie (my co-worker), we decided to switch our Sundays. I didn't work this Sunday, so I have three days off. Perfect for going out and doing stuff with my friends.

Well, it turns out my boytoy-of-seven-break-ups-who-will-be-my-husband (lol, what a long name:lol:.) is leaving yesterday. I knew he was leaving near the end of the month, but I didn't realize it was this soon. Man, I was pissed off about that.

Onto to some better news, my co-worker (different one, she works days) has given me a new name. It has to do with bunnies, but for the life of me i can't remember what she said. So, I'll be asking her tomorrow morning (if she works, that is).

My sister wants to change my name to PRINCESS PINKY. Pinky because of my hair, Princess because my boss calls me that.

If I could I'd call myself PRINCESS B!TCH but we can't all get what we want, now can we?

These are the tags I have to wear to work:

I ID-ed this one woman who worked at the bar behind the gas station. Lol, she thought it was hilarious and was happy I'm actually doing my job.

That's right, my nametag says Moggiye on it. Lol, I had a few customers ask me if that was my real name and I almost had this one guy.

"Moogy?"

"Moggiye," I corrected him.

"Is that your real name?"

"Oh yeah, you see my mum was stoned out of her tree and figured it was a really cool name."

"Woah, are you for real?"

Yeah, I couldn't keep a straight face after that.

This other guy thought I was being serious and said, "Wow, your parents must have hated you!"

I like the name, but I don't think I'd want it as a real name. I only let my friends an family call me Moggiye.