7tizz bedtime pillow

My great grandma who is 95 has a NES Classic in her room. She calls late at night asking how to beat the second stage in Ninja Gaiden. Looks like Nintendo was way off target with that 30-40 age group

Gotta keep the investors happy or else stocks might dip down into the red

Stretch Armstrong free DLC. Make it happen Nintendo

I missed the entire presentation. I was so overcome with excitement right before the live stream that I got light headed, knees buckled and then fainted. Woke up two hours later to read all about the Switch awesomeness lol

You can always close your eyes and pretend Switch is more powerful than the Bone and PS4

I was hoping to find $300 underneath my couch but came away with $5.67 :-(

This is great news! I thought the UDON graphics would forever be locked to the PS3/Xbox 360.

A small improvement over the Sega Nomad battery life

Never replacing my Stretch Armstrong action figure :-p