@hardwenzen: You're just really bad at this.
And believe me, everyone can see it.
It's just sad at this point.

@hardwenzen: Yeah well it's getting an 80 on metacritic too.
And I'm willing to bet it's going to get close to that from players as well.

When everyone else says the same as you, you say I told you so.
When everyone else says the opposite, you just say everyone is wrong.

This comment isn't really for you. You're not sufficiently self-aware.
It's really more so other people can see
that your famous intuition is actually about as reliable as flipping a coin.

@hardwenzen: “Lies of P, tho, as i said the first day it was announced, complete dogwater game. Was pretty easy to see it being trash, but i guess people have a hard time seeing what makes a souls-like good or bad.”
- hardwenzen, May 19 2023

I haven't played the game yet.
Even though it's playable now,
I'm waiting for it to be totally finished before I jump in.
It's exciting watching it get better and better from the sidelines.

“Assassin's Creed Mirage Puts The Best Of Unity And Odyssey Into Old School AC”

It's funny to me that now,
“the best” of what were apparently considered 8/10 games.... is... skill trees.
And I agree, btw.
The best thing about those games was ticking my way through a skill tree.
Those were literally the only times I got even the tiniest kick of dopamine,
in those vapid, bloated, directionless messes.
The difference is, I don't consider that an 8/10 experience,
but all the biggest publications were too scared to give it a poor score.
If it's large, pretty, and a famous IP, then apparently that's 7/10 already.

A threat to the gaming sector's annual bottom line? Yeah maybe.
An “existential threat” to gaming in general? I mean that's just ridiculous.
Humans will always play games. Always.

@Cikatriz_ESP: Her right eye looks bad but nowhere near as bad as her lip.

“OK lads, the studio says we need to rehash the old IP but we don't have Jennifer Lawrence this time so we're going to need to make it more like Game of Thrones. Ideas.”
“Get Dinklage?”
“I like it. More.”
“Change the name to A Song of [Blank] and [Opposite of Blank]?”
“By God Jonston, you're a genius.”

Yes I can see why you chose to leave the word “mobile” out of the title.

Simply not worth it.
It needs to be at least double its current length,
at which point it would still be a really short game.
Watch a walkthrough on YouTube and save yourself the money.
You'll still get 90% of the experience.