He has money to hire a hitman,

but dont have enough to buy a PS3?

TheOwnerOner

He was going to use his stepfather's pickup truck as payment.

I never finished The Legend of Zelda OOT.The_Game21x

Hmmm...I beat Ganon on a friend's file but never played the entire game myself. Does that count?

OOh, does this mean that The GUFather has new material? I love a good story!lafigueroa

Well, I did do a Prologue for The GUFather, Part II a while back. It's a bit different than the last one. It now focuses, ironically, on Blackbond, who is now stricken with anmesia and trying to figure out what he did with his life. Oh, and the world's basically gone down the tubes, too.

[QUOTE="norfair_dweller"]Whoa...what's this about a member cleanout?hellsing321

We're booting members who usernames start with nofair. :P

But really we're cleaning out the inactive members from the union.

Okay, officers:

-The-G-Man- still checks in every now and then, so don't remove him, alright?

And so norfair_dweller stood atop the high cliff, overlooking the ruined planet laid out like a rug before him. The sky was eternally clouded and the sun never showed its face. Earth was an endless wasteland, a living hell where mutated horrors and psychotic killers ran amok.

The world still felt the repercussions of the bomb drop. Devastation was abound. People were sold into slavery, the governments had all crumbled, and only one man stood at the center of it all. One man, the cause of this terrible destruction. One man, who had caused the end of all things.

His name was Blackbond, and it had begun the day he had become officer.