[QUOTE="CreepingDeath_"]I read the topic title as "some guy impregnated my dog!".JustPlainLucas

Didn't you? Cuz I read it as impersonated, unless that's what he initially had, and then change it before anyone could notice, which would have been too late.

I haven't edited the topic title.

Impregnate him, then his dog, then yourself. Film-Guy

This really made me:lol:

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[QUOTE="indian_playa"]McCain obviously. like americans are really gonna vote for anyone who isn't a straight, white, christian male. mistervengeance

lol are you calling obama a homosexual? and are you implying that all Americans are racist?

this may sound odd, but a lot of people can use reasoning to vote for mccain simply because he is white. has nothing to do with racism. it's complete logical sense.

the majority race in america is caucasian white. therefore, the president should be white because he would understand and connect with the majority's needs more.

this is not racism but merely the sad truth. it's the same reason you have to be christian and straight to win the presidency.

a chinese person could never win an election in mexico.

You have to be the same race in order to understand and connect with someone's needs :? .

Growing up in a small town, I have many stories I could tell because we did a lot of crazy things to keep from being bored. This one is probably the funniest so I guess I'll tell it.

When I was 15, a couple of my friends lived right down the road from a cow pasture. We were pretty bored one night and somehow cow tipping came up. Yes, I said cow tipping. After listening to them talk about how fun it was, I decided to come along. I was pretty mad when we got to the field, and I was told they've never done this before and now they didn't think it was a good idea. I said what the hell, since we're all ready here we might as well push some of these ******* over. It was pitch black and all we had was one flashlight. I had no idea cows were that HUGE until that night. Whatever cows you've seen on t.v., multiply that by FOUR lol. Somehow I get separated from my friend with the flashlight while he was looking for something. I'm not afraid of the dark, but those cows were pretty intimidating even though they were asleep. All of a sudden, my friend with the light starts making this awful noise and screaming like he's dying. Do I go and check on him.....hell no I take off running because I'm not going to be next. After running maybe 20 steps in the dark, BOOM I run into a damn cow and knock it over and fall on top of it. It starts kicking its legs and I start screaming like a little school girl. I get away from it and see that my friends are pointing the flash light at me laughing like hyenas. I was set up and at the time I was mad, but when we got back and talked about it I couldn't help but laugh.

i didn't find it funny in the slightest...

this is better Fresh Prince of Gotham

markop2003

:lol: That's the first time I've seen that and it was pretty funny, but for some reason the one I posted makes me laugh uncontrollably.

[QUOTE="Ownage_Denied"]What a letdown, I thought you were serious .Mr_Kowaski

Maybe i am?

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i'm not

Using Batman's throat cancer voice, don't play games with me Kowaski!!!!

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[QUOTE="ownage_denied"]For those who think it isn't funny, care to show me something you think is?Mr_Kowaski

dont do it, its a trap.

What's a trap? Asking the question or the responses I will get?

Both...duh

:lol: I still don't get how either is a trap.

Yeah right. thats what you want us to believe :evil:

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(i was only joking)

What a letdown, I thought you were serious :cry: .

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[QUOTE="ownage_denied"]For those who think it isn't funny, care to show me something you think is?Mr_Kowaski

dont do it, its a trap.

What's a trap? Asking the question or the responses I will get?

Both...duh

:lol: I still don't get how either is a trap.