Im a cashier at wal-mart and this guy was buying shoes and condoms. I scanned them both but I forgot to open up the box and take the barcode off the shoes, so when he went through the door it rang and the security guard had to inspect his items HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

who do you think would win in a fist fight matt damon or daniel craig (the new james bond)

5 soldiers in a humvee are riding 5-10 mph and one of the soldiers stands up and throws a fake grenade through the roof and into the passenger's lap. ahahahahahahahaha HE RECORDED IT TOO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97bU4auD_wE

he was working on powerlines and his head touched one of the lines, and his face got electrocuted off onto the street. doctors repaird his face but its a huge ball. gross... id pull the plug if i were him

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d62_1264417409

the true mafia is the italian mafia, all other mafias suck

damn that sucks so bad, why would his friend kill the guy what a dumbass