@xavroche: Contacting the news channel makes it more believable.. so they can get a free PS4.

I can see this as a YT video... the making of the "cock/ballz" device unit, then being present and on site for the reaction..... the "unboxing" if you will. Title of vid... "Cock/ballz unboxing fail..... PWNED".

@Jinzo_111887: Ebay.

@Jinzo_111887: They went through the trouble of placing screw holes on the block of wood, a nice touch

Love the subtlety of the set-up of the story.. "One Massachusetts family had a rough Christmas with a PlayStation 4 gift gone wrong."... then you read "cock and balls".... Lulerz.

@ahpuck: .... or that.

@ioshilee: Warehouse guys for sure. I've seen a similar thing done at a Best Buy. Kids I used to know in my highschool days... you know... the Fast and Furious rice rocket Honda Civic with huge cannon mufflers days.... so those kids would steal car stereos at work and stuff the boxes with bricks and swap the stereos for aftermarket car parts. Catch me ridin' dirtayyyy..... :P

Mark this as a classic. I LULD... I'm actually borderline crying.... it's too funny... mean, but funny.

I keep re-reading this part and have to stop myself from laughing.....

"Boston's Fox 25 reports that nine-year-old Scott Lundy was given a new PlayStation 4 Uncharted bundle for Christmas. But when he opened it, he found a piece of wood instead with the message "from c**k and balls with love."".

She says that you don't need any sexy Witchers with Rocket League :P.... DTF gawrl.. wut wutttt...... -____- I've got Gamespot clout.

Smoke em' if you got em'.