Things are pretty warped at the moment. Had a fall out with a hanger on who thought we were friends. Its a shame really. We could have been. But alas. It is time to move on.

I think I might write something. I haven't written anything in months. Shameful, Shameful.

Anyway. heres somthing fun.

TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked carwith sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask: "do you want fries with that?"

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everybody has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For sexual favours'.

7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a straight face.

11. Specify that your drivethrough order is 'to go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM scream 'I won! I won!'

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

19. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20. Reply to this blog and make a crazy little girl smile. :D

X-Files 2 came out today!!!!! :D:D:D

There is no word, but

*SQUEEE!*

For some reason we got it on the 24th. Bwahaha Australia rocks. :D But I'll only see it on the 26th. Bugger. I've made reservations with my sister, Smeagol & Keren, Alex and Steph. The paper gave it an evil review :evil: and I wanted to slap someone. But I had to go school.

I had such a random day today. Firstly, it was three degrees when I had to walk to school. :( Then when I got to school we had to wait outside for the stupid substitute because my teacher is getting her tooth fixed. She also constantly tells us random information about herself. And then Su (who stole my book :evil: ) was annoying me by asking the time every two minutes and copying my work and Jake was badgering me about some crap and Jack kept throwing things into the bin over my head. And he got whiteout on me. And that was just English. Lol I'm ranting again. Sorry.

I got no work done in maths because Julian and Razi were arguing about who invented ripping people's legs off. Yes I'm friends with a lot of crazy people. But at least I got a lolly.

Steph wasn't at school because of an "incident" involving a scary guy from her dance cla$s From what she told me he sounded like a pedo, although this whole thing sounds a little blown out of proportion. Steph has spent too much time in private girl schools. Moving to a co-ed public school must be what its like to move from a small country town to New York City.

Bones is on, but I've seen this one. It's the exploding soccer mom one. Smeagol got it from Thailand. People are alweays saying how Bones is like the X-Files, but it ain't. Admittedly BB is a little MSRish. Just a little. But the show is different. It's funnier and there's no conspiracy. I will always love The X Files more. ALWAYS. Don't kill me Smeagol.

I am freezing my tuchas off so I am going to turn on the heaters.

Thats better. Oh look SVU is on. The one where Elle Fanning sets fire to Beck's place. Now Elliot just got stabbed with a pen. Poor baby. I wish Olivia was there.

I've just gotten into Dexter. YAY DEXTER! :D:D:D There's a book too, which I am currently reading. It has Michael C Hall on the front. There are another two.

Is it just me or does MCH look funny when he's not David (Six Feet Under)? I have a strange urge to shave him and force him into a suit, and I close my eyes whenever he kisses Darla. Er... Rita. *sighs* I miss SFU. :(

I'm tired so I'll watch the rest of SVU and go to bed. I'm sorry about the extreme randomness. Really.

Night Night.

I haven't blogged in a while, and for that I am very sorry.

But I have a reason!!

I had exams and hockey and and...

That's not a reason. That's an excuse.

Well that was scary. I'm sorry scary voice in my head. I won't do that again.

Damn right.

o_O

anyway...

I got the results of my Exams back last week. :)

And I didn't fail a single thing!

(Although I could have done better in Maths...)

Maths - 60% (although the average was 65)

Geography - 75%

English - 94% (Damn right b!tches. Top of my cla$$. Stupid principal thought you could punish me for no reason...)

And for some reason I haven't got my science one back. My teacher is withholding information. I really can't think of any reason why, because last science lesson all we did was name as many Mr Men as we could think of.

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The Happening is out!

But Smeagol is in Phuket (Lol Phuket) and I promised I'd see it with her and now Keren is bugging me and sending threatening messages via my nine year old sister... Yes I live in Crazy Town.

Next week we have this dodgy Reach workshop. They already went to Smeagol & Keren's school (my old school) so I know what to expect. Apparently its these dodgy randoms telling us to "improve our high school experience with positive thinking." *Shudders* Please, Kill me now.

All the girls at my old school were getting all emotional and crying, except for Smeagol. She's heartless, like me. I'll share the disturbing details later.

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I finally got a new hockey stick. It may not souynd like a big deal, but you should have seen the one I had to use ALL OF THIS SEASON. Its Isabella's, so its tiny. And my other one broke in half and gave me a naaasty blood blister that stayed for two months...

I'm going to stop talking now.

ciao, Julia.

This...

is...

the...

50TH BLOG POST!!!!!

Partay.

and now for something random...

Well that was fun.

Bones is on so I'm off to watch.

I just spent six hours of my life doing an assessment task for art. For the second time. My a$$hole teacher lost the first one, and therefore decided that I should be punished. Now the highest grade I can get is a 50%. Those bastards...

The task was to write a response about this art exhibition we went to see last term. It wasn't even a good exhibition. It was boring and repetetive and I could think of a hundred things I could have been doing instead.

I will never have those six hours back. They are gone. Forever.

*stabs teacher*

I just got home from teh airport. As I said in my last blog, I went to Tassie. :)

I would post photos but my camera is being screwy. :(

We also stopped in a little town called Sheffield and had lunch in this Scottish diner. And there was a stag head on the walll!!!! It was watching me. Sheffield itself was weird enough. It was like... every cliched country town you have ever been to. It reminded me of the town in that X-Files ep; The Post Modern Prometheus, and a bit of Our Town thrown in too. (chicken, anyone?)

For the first three days, we stayed at Cradle Mountain. And there were possums. On the veranda. And they ate mandarins from my hand. So nebbish.

Then we stayed in Launceston in a hotel by the river. It was so pretty....

anyways... heres a random quiz narfed from toplesslemon (Jen)

MUSIC

1. Favourite band/s/singer/s? My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, The Fray, Snow Patrol, The Used, Gyroscope. So I listen to emo music. Bite me.

2. Favourite album/s? The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance, How To Save A Life - The Fray.

3. Favourite radio station/s? Fox & Nova.

4. Favourite music video (clip)/s? I Don't Love You - MCR, The Bird and the Worm - The Used, I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - MCR.

5. Song in your head at the moment? Strangley enough, Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits. Haven't listened to it for ages...

TV

1. Favourite TV show/s? The X Files, House, Supernatual, NCIS...

2. TV show/s you wish was on? House, Supernatural. Sometimes I wish I had been born fourteen years earlier so I could have watched The X Files while it was on TV.

3. Favourite TV character/s? Oh Hell I can't choose... I made a list somewhere of favourite villains and heroes. I think my top few heroes were Mulder & Scully, Skinner, Dogget & Reyes (TXF) Gibbs, Tony, (NCIS) And Sam & Dean (SN). My Villains were CSM, Krycek, ABH, (TXF) Ari, Frog, (NCIS) and YED (SN).

4. Any new shows you want to watch? What Jen said. Stupid Big Brother. *stabs Kyle*.

5. Favourite show/s that have finished? X Files, Life (I dont think its coming back :()

MOVIES

1. Last movie you saw? I Am Legend. Really weird. Poor doggy...

2. Favourite movie/s? Requiem For A Dream, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Silence Of The Lambs, The Machinist...

3. Worst movie/s ever? Vacancy. Ony good part was who was in it. (Kate Beckinsale & Luke Wilson). The Messengers. Only good part was CSM (William B Davis) appearing out of nowhere, and that Grudge rip off.

4. Movie/s you want to see? The second X Files movie. *runs round in crazy circles*

5. What book/s/TV show/s/story/ies/ would you like to see turned into a movie? Most things ARE being turned into movies. My Sisters Keeper by Jodi Picoult is being made into a movie :D:D:D only coming out in 09 though...

BOOKS

1. Last book you read? Right now reading Change of Heart by Jodi Picoult. Yay Jodi Picoult.

2. Favourite book/s? I Know This Much Is True - Wally Lamb, Thomas Harris books, Dan Brown books.

3. Book/s you want to read? Stephen King books that I haven't read.

4. Would you write a book/s? Have you? Sure why not...

5. Author/s you'd like to meet? Jodi Picoult, Thomas Harris, Dan Brown...

FANFICTION

1. Do you read fanfiction? Yes

2. If so, what do you read? X Files, NCIS, House.

3. Do you ship anything? MSR, DRR, Tate, Jibbs.

4. Have you written anything? yarp...

5. Favourite piece of fanfiction? um...

PERSONAL

1. Do you consider yourself social? Not really.

2. Are you religious? HA! No.

3. What do you want to be when you grow up? A doctor maybe...

4. In love with anyone? David Duchovny, Robert Patrick, Nick Lea, Michael Weatherly, Sean Murray...

5. Plans for the weekend? Ummm... I don't know! Hockey maybe....

FAMILY AND FRIENDS

1. Are you close with your family? sure why not...

2. Do you have a best friend? Smeagol, whose name isn't Smeagol.

3. How often do you see your friends? I don't see Smeagol all that often, only for Hockey, coz I switched schools.

4. Last thing you did with your family? Went to Tassie.

5. Last thing you did with your friends? I was at Smeagol's last weekend. (I think...)

RANDOM

1. Favourite soda/soft drink? Sarsaparilla. Mmmm.

2. Are you a dog or cat person? I'm a dog person. (flashes back to THAT MOMENT in Audrey Pauley)

3. Do you own a cell/mobile? Yes. Yes I do.

4. Do you live with your parents? yarpy.

5. What's in your wallet/purse RIGHT now? $61.95, 12 used metcards, 2 used daily concessions, 1 used 5 day concession, my student ID, my Village Movie Club card and a sunflower seed shell. Mmm sunflower seeds...

Back to school last week :(

But on Thursday I'm going to Tasmania. w00t w00t! It may seem strange that I'm going on holiday right after I go back to school, but technically its the government's fault. *Nods convincingly* My sister goes to private school and I go to state. This year our holidays are different.

Today we had to fill out this random Government Survey thing about our school. My teacher said that its just statistics that the government collects, but I'm not so sure... Last term we had to do fitness testing, where they wanted to know our body mass index and crap like that. This information, as I was told by our sports teacher, also goes to the government. Why does the government need to know our BMIs? I'm open to theorys.

On a lighter, less paranoid note, I think it is cause for celabration that I managed to buy and watch all nine seasons (201 episodes) of The X Files over a period of five months. Muhaha! the collection is complete. *blows popper*

I feel I should also include a belated Happy Birthday to Smeagol, who still forbids my to use her real name. She's probably not going to read this for a while though because we bought her all the seasons of Charmed. But anyhoo...

lol it has a hat.

Buh-Bye for now darlinks.

xx

Happy Easter to everyone! And its my mum's birthday. I got her this box that looks like a book.

I apologise for being AWOL. I'm back now.

Anyway, heres a random quiz I stole from emilylouise.

Section 1:

(x) The Princess Bride
( ) Young Frankenstien
( ) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X

Total: 4

Section 2:

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie: Band Camp
(x) Harry Potter

Total: 8

Section 3:

(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch

Total: 15

Section 4:

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
( ) 13 Ghosts
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) Thirteen Going on 30
(x) I, Robot

Total: 20

Section 5:

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights

Total: 23

Section 6:

(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring

Total: 25

section 7:

( ) The Ring 2
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards

Total: 26

Section 8:

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Coach Carter
(x) Bad Boys

Total: 31

Section 9:

( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II

Total: 33

Section 10:

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) E.T.
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss' daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) Frailty

Total: 39

Section 11:

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar girls
(x) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China

Total: 42

Section 12:

( ) X-Men
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
(x) The Hot Chick

Total: 45

Section 13:

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman

Total: 47

Section 14:

(x) Hitch
( ) The Saint
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
( ) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
( ) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) American History X

Total: 49

Section 15:

(x) Air Force One
(x) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
(x) Blue Velvet
(x) The Sound of Music
(x) Parent Trap 1
( ) Parent Trap 2
( ) The Burbs
( ) The Terminator 2

Total: 54

Section 16:

( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
( ) Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
(x) The Silence of the Lambs
( ) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
( ) The Virgin Suicides
( ) The Sandlot

Total: 56

section 17:

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
( ) Super Troopers
( ) The Goonies

Total: 60

I need to get out more.

We got vaccinations yesterday, for Cervical Cancer. Now a combination of my friends and the X-Files has got me paranoid that the government is watching and monitoring us for future tests. If you think about it, it makes sense. I'm scared. Somebody please tell me its all in my head!

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And just a lil heads up, I might be a bit AWOL in the near future. School stuff.

So don't go thinking I'm dead or something. Coz if I was I would be haunting all over your a$$es.

ciao for now.

x Julia x

Those who know me will know that I HATE valentines day. With a passion.

To quote Eternal Sunshine: Valentines day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

Just think happy thoughts.