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Death by mundanity looks weird on an obituary

Yoinked this from Ellen. Needed a blogpost before I lost my mind. (of course some would say it's a little late...)

1. Your name with a y on the end? Juliay. hum... no comment.

2. Two feelings at the moment? Tired and bored.

3. What are you listening to right now? I Miss You - Blink 182

4. A part of a song lyric that's in your mind? From I Miss You:

Hello there,
the angel from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue,
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley, We can live like Jack and Sally if we want.

5. Describe where you are right now? at my computer in the living room.

6. The highlight of your week? we went on this rogaining excursion and I found a kangaroo bone.

7. What are you wanting right now? A laptop.

8. Who was the last person you went out to eat with? Coffee with my Dad and Talia after Hockey.

9. What are you scared of? Clowns. Porcelain dolls. Mannequins. Ventriloquist dummys.

10. Last Movie you watched? With who? The Others with Talia.

11. Are you thinking of someone right now? :) Need to know.

12. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree? Pure. White. Trash.

13. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? The Rock Show - Blink 182

16. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? I hate hospitals. I think it was my sister when she closed her finger in the door but she was just in the ER for that...

18. Name a friend whose name starts with "L"? Lauren. but we've lost touch...

19. Do you have to work tomorrow? I have school. Bugger...

20. Do you have a crush on a girl? Pauley Perrete's pretty hot...

21. How many houses have you lived in? Eight. and 3 different citys.

22. For or against same sex marriage? For. To quote Lake Placid "The heart wants what the heart wants..."

23. Last friend you talked to online?Sam.

24. Who was the last person to text message you? Talia

25. What did it say? 1/2 hour maybe

26. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Gloria Jean's in Borders. Books are great but the coffee is mediocre.

27. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yes... but it'll sound haughty so I'm not gonna say.

28. Do you speak any other language other than English? Ani mdaberet Ivrit. I can speak (and swear) in Hebrew.

29. If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you say the most? I love these boots.

30. Last thing you watched on TV? Law & Order on Thursday night.

Are you..

1. A cuddler? Touch me and die.

2. A morning person? If theres coffee.

3. Are you a perfectionist? A little OCD...

5. Religious? Nup.

6. In your pajamas? I should be.

7. Left handed? Right handed.


Today:

1. The weather is? Sunny. I hate playing Hockey in the sun.

2. Was today better than yesterday? No, yesterday I had a movie marathon.

3. Today is: Sunday night.

4. Got any plans? Rove in 10 mins...

Favourite:

1. Number? 9. dont make me say why...

2. Color? Blue, Purple, Black

3. Season? Winter.

Currently:

1. Missing? My creativity. I wish there were meds for writers block.

2. Needing? Sleep.

3. Wanting? More time for my poetry folio. Damn teachers.

Yet another mindless quiz because my mind is AWOL. ho hum fiddledee dee tra la la lee...

quiz stolen from 03colledge stolen from MWSATDKT


ARE YOU:
1. Are you a B****?: Sometimes.
2. Are you tall?: I wish.
4. In your pajamas?: Not yet.
5. Left handed?: No.

LAST:
1. Friend you saw: I dont put real names here so lets call her...Persephone

2. Talked to on the phone: Talia.
3. Person to text you: Probably Talia (Aww she misses me).
4. Was today better than yesterday?: No, yesterday we finished school at 1240.

FAVORITE:
1. Number: 9
2. Color: Scarlet

3. Food: Pixi stix or M&Ms
4. Place: The roof of my house

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Had a coffee.

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: A Ginormous project due Monday and I havn't started yet.

Q: What's the last movie you watched in theaters?
A: The Simpsons Movie :P

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: 7/11

Q: Do you smile often?:
A: Less than I thought I did apparently.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: No

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes, but antisocial.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: Bed.

Q: Why did you sleep there?
A: Its quiet.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Dont remember.

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: Wondered if you strangle someone if you can crush their voicebox but not their windpipe. (Yes, I watch too many movies)

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 7.5

Q: What do you hear right now?
A. Addicted - Simple Plan.

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My foot, I'm sitting on it.

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: December.

Q: How many kids do you want/have?
A: I want to have at least 1.

TEN EMOTIONS
1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes, Talia. I just moved schools.

2. Are you happy?: Content.
3. Are you sad?: Not really...
4. Are you bored?: yep.
5. Are you excited?: no
6. Are you nervous?: no
7. Are you single?: yep.

8. Are you tired? On a sugar high (but I really need to sleep).
9. Are your parents still married? yep.
10. Do you have a crush on someone right now?: Yes. Yes I do.

- What do you find most attractive about the opposite sex?
Eyes
- Whats a big turn on for you?
Maturi
ty, guys who have good manners.

- And a big turn off?
Immaturity, stupidity.

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It's harder than it looks! use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following. they have to be real places, names, and things. nothing made up! try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same first initial. you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

your name: Julia
state/country: Dayum...Jordan

boy name: Jack

girl name: Jenny
occupation: Judge

something you can wear: Jumper
something found in a kitchen: Juice

something you shout: Jump!

something you look for in a girl/guy: Joke telling ability
something you do at school: Jest

name of animal: Jaguar

The Sickness

I'm sick.

Today in history, even my teacher ("The Hierophant") felt sorry for me. He sent me to sick-bay where I napped through maths. The nurse kicked me out at recess, but I promptly came back in third period. (might I add that I was mightily p'd off at our vice principal ("The Mouse") for scheduling MASS SINGING of dodgy drug induced Beatles songs in preparation for the Winter Concert, during my free. And I was looking forward to my free. :evil:

I dozed during most of third period, until Mommy Dearest came to pick me up. En route to the exit, who do we meet? None other than The Mouse himself. I could see he was p'd that I wasn't at the mass brainwashing so I gave him my sweetest smile.

After dropping me home, my mother went off with Nonna to buy skirts O_o. I, however had neglected to ask her where she had hidden the painkillers. After tossing the house I found the only packet in my mothers briefcase. I took two with my cinnamon/vanilla cocoa and slept.

Half an hour later my friend Keke called during lunch to bytch about her english teacher ("Roberta Chase"- If you ever met her, you'd know.) Afterwards I had another conversation with Talia about the mundanity (is that a word?) of the rest of her afternoon, english and humanities, and why she evaded a french test. (Madame Nose-job was absent.)

I then listened to Holly Wood Died (Yellowcard - Lights And Sounds) on repeat until 1500. I then took another two Nurofen and slept for the duration of 24 songs.

speaking of which, my head is pounding again.

Ciao, Purple.

Scary fun with Tarot

As a skeptic I am somewhat dubious of the powers of tarot cards.

HOWEVER: On Sunday night i was bored because my sister had commandeered the computer saying she had "homework". On flowgo.com. Riiiight.

TO THE POINT WOMAN! The Point! is that I was bored so i was playing with my Tarot cards.

I was doing a reading on the week ahead. So far it is disturbingly accurate. I have a buttload of crap due that I havnt started. and the thing said I'd be under pressure.

Actually this is not my first "incident" with tarot cards.

Last year (when I was young and naive and liked to dabble in the paranormal (that hasnt changed))

I was playing with my tarot cards much as i was on Sunday night, I was still doing three card readings with only the major arcana, so i drew three cards from the deck: the were (drumroll please)

the lovers: meaning love (well duh)

the empress: a symbol of female fertility

the world: meaning change or a birth.

The next day I come to school, My formroom teacher tells us she has a bun in the oven.

O_o

Needless to say i was freaked. I put the cards away for a while.

Until we moved house and i found them again, so I put em back in my room for when I'm bored or cant find another set of playing cards.

Adios for now my pretties.

you dont make friends with salad.

This thing was chainmailed to me. Teh Funnay.

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $16,400

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

there are children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads

I think its time for a new blog posty.

Saw a heap of movies this weekend.

The Simpsons Movie, I liked it. 7/10.

V for Vendetta. A spectacular movie. I cannot BELEIVE I hadn't seen it before. (Poor V) 9/10.

The Nightmare before Chistmas. Another brilliant Tim Burton film. 9/10.

and another Nightmare before Chistmas thing:

Hello there,

The angel from my nightmare, The shadow in the background of the moor.

the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley, we can live like Jack and Sally if we want.

Where you can always find me, and we'll have Halloween on Christmas,

and in the night we'll wish this never ends, wish this never ends.

I love that song now. The references are dedicated to the lead singers girlfriend as they had a Nightmare before Christmas themed wedding. (I wish I had been there...)

Today in my free I was writing chapter 11 of Wedding Bells and it struck me that I have yet to plan the ending, and will have to do so before it is my turn for season 3 rewrites. What a comforting thought.

My friend is obsessing over getting hold of My Chemical Romance concert tickets. She danced her way over the line between determined and insane some time ago.

Torchwood isnt on tonight. Not happy Jan. this means I probably wont watch TV until Wednesday. I miss Torchwood. Specially Jack.

Tomorrow I have sports day. I'm in long jump and triple jump. The sandpit sports. But if I perfect my "whooping cough" I wont have to go.

iTunes is annoying me by playing annoying pop songs that I keep for some reason I dont know. Evil iTunes. Liking the new Yellowcard song, Light Up The Sky.

I find myself reading to much FanFiction and not reading enough actual books. I'm definitely reading too much Harry Potter fanfiction. I really need to go to a HPFFA meeting or something...

Small Mindedness annoys me. But not as much as me telling someone not to be small minded and them taking it as an insult. I suppose it was partly my fault. A phrase like that is wasted on someone of that level of intelegence.

Sometimes I feel like Charlie Gordon (floweres for algernon.google it.)Alienated because of my inteligence. Private schoolkid gone public. But i should be more optimistic. I dont need them to pretend to like me. I have friends outside of school that I will keep and I have the internet.

Blackle.com - Saving energy one search at a time. genius.

In english we are reading a book about bullying but we are doing a pre thing about why bullying happens and such. I found a very anti-emo article in the booklet we were reading. Small minded prejudiced bastards...

Just because some Emos are suicidal depressed cutters doesent mean we all are!

now my damn dads on my back saying i cant get into the "Emo culture" what does he know about emos anyway? only whats in the papers and on the net. a lot of which is a buttload of predjudiced BS. Oh and that rant from a kid regarding that shooting in Virginia. well I wonder if that kid was at all informed of her blog being in the paper. hmmmm? and you wonder why we rebel and wear black and say the world sucks. everyone already hates us.

woah this turned into a rant. hehe sorry...

Inkblot Tests

inkblot tests are fun...and strangely disturbing.

Imagination

Your Unconscious Mind Is Most Driven by Imagination.

You have a deep desire to use ideas to change the world around you. This drive influences you far more than you may realise on a conscious level. You love to brainstorm and imagine new possibilities. The world is a fuller, richer place because you can contribute new ideas to any experience.

Your natural curiosity inspires those around you and encourages them to come up with ideas they wouldn't have discovered without your help. Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are...

creepy. its almost all true.

here is the link to it if you would like to do one yourself.

http://uk.tickle.com/test/inkblot.html

stuff

Were the F did my level go?!?!?!?

I am now level (0%)

NOT HAPPY JAN!

to calm myself i will engage myself in randomness.

Songs in my iTunes featuring the word "Hell"

The Hell Song - Sum 41

Welcome to Hell - Sum 41

See You In Hell... - Aiden

Hells Bells - AC/DC

Give 'Em Hell, Kid - My Chemical Romance

Songs in my iTunes featuring the word "Heaven"

My Blue Heaven - Taking Back Sunday

Heaven Help Us - My Chemical Romance

Ticket To Heaven - 3 Doors Down

Heaven Forbid - The Fray

Longest Song (Time)

World By Storm - Aiden (13:06)

Longest Song (Title)

There's A Good Reason Why These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet - Panic! At The Disco

Shortest Song (Time)

Interlude - My Chemical Romance (0:57)

Shortest Song (Title)

XO - Fall Out Boy

88 - Sum 41

Song With Highest Play Count

You And Me - Lifehouse (98, but its probably more than that because it reset whenI got my new iPod)

Song That I've had for the longest amount of time

Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem (15/12/2005 8:39 AM)

Song I'm Listening To Now

Love Today - Mika

There. Now I'm calm.

Serenity now...

Cannibal Fishes

Fish are evil.

my one fish died and the other ones eating it. O_o

i should really get rid of the body...but if i dont then i won't have to remember to feed them for a while...

so conflicted.

hum.

night train

late at night,

The night train cuts through the darkness.

from my bedroom I hear the low whistle.

Who rides the night train?

Those who are not dead but not alive.

are there but not there.

the lost souls with old eyes.

whose names we do not remember.

or try to forget.