http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Laidig

I didn't write this, but really, it's everything I see about this one guy I know. Really deep and stuff.

Most claim that Kurt Cobain killed himself because he was depressed and addicted to heroin. If anyone ever listened to his music they could see this is basically impossible. Some claim it was his wife Courtny Love. Again, impossible. The evidence:

It should be clear to everyone that this woman is a loving, sincere person. Who would not sell her lover's diaries for four million dollars, no matter how much they offered her.

Then some people see through the haze of deception and bullhunkery that permeates the great Kurt's death. Some of us can see the killer. And we know that he makes good music (oh yes, he), but not quite as good as Nirvana's. Behold, the face of the real killer:

You have just looked into the eyes of a murderer.

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ASIAN PEOPLE

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MELLATO PEOPLE

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DEE DEE DEE

Editor's note: This part is my favorite. And now for the grand finale.

HISPANICS.