Dude, stop being an asshat. Toast's question was a completely logical extension of your topic. Asking "would you eat meat if you had to kill the animal?" is kind of a pointless question unless the same rules apply to other foods as well. It would be like asking, "would you wear pants if you had to make them yourself?", but allowing people to buy shorts. Of course people are mostly going to buy shorts, but not because they don't like pants enough to make them, just that it's easier to buy shorts, so the question doesn't really answer anything.

No. They are still funnier/more entertaining than the majority of crap on television. South Park in particular has gotten better with age. The Simpsons isn't quite as funny as it used to be, but I still enjoy watching it, and Family Guy is nice to watch if you just want to turn your brain off and chuckle at ridiculousness.

The play itself wasn't bad, but it was not appropriate given the context. When you have someone called "beast mode", you are sitting on second down on the one yard line, this play can win or loose the game, and the only real way to destroy your chances is an interception or fumble, passing probably wasn't the best bet. They could have easily tried running it, then failing that, gone for the riskier play on the 3rd or 4th down. Plus, the QB just made a bad read. If you are going to pass, make sure your receiver is open, don't throw it down the middle into traffic.

Yes. I wouldn't like it at first, but I'm not giving up chicken wings and cheese burgers.

Yeah, and I'm sure mother Russia's checks to Poland, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Romania, the Baltic States, Chechnya, Afghanistan, etc are all lost in the mail right? It was war, shit happens. Germany fought and lost, losing millions of people in the process. They paid their dues. It was 70 years ago, it's time to move on.

To me the show has always been consistently decent. Yeah, at times it does get repetitive (bound to happen when you have been on 9 seasons and counting), but there are also times when the show can be very original and funny. Also, I don't really get your complaints. Season 1 was just as random as season 2, with the only thing holding it together being the "where's dad at?" sub plot. And if by "former glory" you mean the show getting back to basics (ie. no Gods, Angels, and demons), then no, it doesn't.

I imagine many feminists are rolling over in their graves right now because of this comment

This is horrible advice

Seinfeld. That show never made me laugh.

That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. If you guys have been dating for over a year, you guys should definitely be interacting more than once a week. To be honest, it sounds like she is not as invested in the relationship as you are. If she truly felt as strongly for you as you for her, she would want to spend more time with you. Either that or she really is just a recluse, and you too might not be a good match for each other then (I'm assuming you are going to want to get closer with her in the relationship as time goes on). The only thing you can do really is talk to her about it. Don't make her feel bad about it, but at the same time be honest about how her lack of communication makes you feel and your expectations from this relationship.