A jew walks by a christians house and sees him spraying water on his car, he asks the christian what he's doing and he says "I'm christening my new car with holy water" A few hours later the christian is going by the jew's house and sees him sawing off a bit of the exhaust pipe, he asks the jew what he's doing and the jew replies "I'm performing a circumcision on my new car!"
"Hey! Have you thought about turning me off for once you lazy ******************** ********** *********** ************* ********* ******* ******" My computer is very abusive... :(
You should break it off but don't tell him you're doing it because you're a lesbian, he'll probably think you're lying and couldn't find a better way to get rid of him.
Hard things in my food like bones. Once when I was about 12 I was eating a beef burrito and I found small rodent vertebrae in it I sh*t you not. Since then it almost makes me puke when I bite into something hard and unexpected.
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Damn dude! That's one scary story, where the hell did ya go eat?!
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