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#1  Edited By Shrek
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Wolves aren't shaving their legs because they don't have fingers, don't have tools, and don't have warm clothing to wear.

Shaving is terrible though. It's just easier to cough up the money and get it waxed.

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#2 Shrek
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@Legend002: You've creeped me out now. He's right about your tastes.

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#3  Edited By Shrek
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@Legend002: You never watched Stein's Gate then. Yet you just praised it... Gross...

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#4  Edited By Shrek
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@Legend002: Stein's Gate is a teenage boy's fantasy plus bonus tranny and a lecherous old man who grabs said tranny's goods because... you know... it's a really, really weird teenage boy's fantasy...

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#5  Edited By Shrek
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@idunnodude: Bloodborne really is not hard. The difficulty is way overhyped. It just takes not rushing in head first screaming "YOLO!" Half of the bosses have huge blind spots, mostly just require just running around to their backside. And parry is OP. On top of the fact that you can always summon help, making it even easier. It's the reason why the speedruns of this game are so possible.

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#6 Shrek
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Have to play Dark Souls for 80 hours to beat the main story and that's great. Expected to play Metal Gear Solid for 30 to get bonus true ending and everyone loses their mind.

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#7  Edited By Shrek
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I think everyone here should just buy Witcher 3.

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#8 Shrek
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"I don't have time to even explain how I don't have time." That's the effort Bungee put into the story. Oh and the game resembles nothing of an MMO. No trading or selling with anyone. And that small community hub. The largest marketed game and the biggest lie. There should be a class action over this kind of thing.

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#9  Edited By Shrek
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Yuna from Final Fantasy. She was really pretty too. I wish they remade FFX instead of FFVII. But I loved Faith from Mirror's Edge too. Hardcore and everything. And Bayonetta is great. She's the female version of Dante. And Yennifer from Witcher 3 is awesomesauces.

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#10 Shrek
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I need to read Nisekoi.