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Scariest games ever made!

Clocktower and Silent hill 2.

Clocktower has you running away from "Scissorman" a guy wielding giant scissors trying to kill you. This wouldn't be so bad if only you could attack, your not able to attack. You can only run and die. Scary AMIRITE?

Silent hill 2 is just, disturbing. I'm scared to even walk around, that is scary. The fighting is more realstic than most games (HALF LIfe) where in Half life, you immediatley know how to use guns, in Silent hill, you suck at fighting.

I reccomend checking these games out, Silent hill 2 is on PS2,PC,And XBOX and Clocktower is on PS1.

District 9 is.....uh.....

i can't really describe it. So we find the aliens, and just start expierimenting on them? They could have been friendly? At least in Alien we had a motive, the alien killed John Hurt!

Well, ignoring District 9, 9 was a good movie. The plot wasn't involving but it was fun to look at and the action was really cool, I reccomend it highly.

Every other movie was meh, New moon was terrible, Twilight was terrible, (watch me predict the future) Eclipse was terrible.

ALSO I am reading this HILARIOUS Twilight parody called "Nightlight" here is a small tidbit

"I quickly combed my hair and picked up my backpack, sighing as I shimmied up the rope into my U-HAUL. I hoped there wouldn't be any vampries at this school."

It is a hilarious read, not as funny as John Shwartzwelders "The Time machine did it" but funny none the less. I hope he makes a new moon parody.

80s nostalgia is hypnotic

I was listening to I ran (flock of seagulls FTW) and it's weird, when I listen to songs like that I feel like I'm back in the 80's (even though I was never alive in the 80s) it just really makes me wish I could live in the 80's, where Lady gaga didn't exist, youtube and it's trolls weren't around, Mario was still original!

And I could see Metallica before they disabled my ears with crap like Load and St. Wanker.

And the movies! If you don't know yet (you should) I love movies...A lot.

The 80's had some classics, Nightmare on elm street,Friday the 13th,Batman,Pee wee's big adventure, and Spinal tap.

the 80's had simpsons also.

We all love movies and music (unless your an inhuman man who hates everyone) so what 80s movie and music do you love?

reactions are priceless

you'll never get to know the post that caused those reactions :D

anyways....

who here has seen A Clockwork Orange? (this means you movi3nut)

it's a great move but some moments you really have to stomach (gruesome movie,)

Jonas Brother's new album!

"Extreme in your face,down your throat hardcore metal!"

The jonas brotheres have recentley switched gear from "Boy Pop Band" to "Death Metal" band. This happened when Kevin Jonas was injured walking while a blizzard hit, and he has been replaced by Slayer's Kerry King who said this in an interview

"This band will now Eat and breathe metal. Many of the other members of Slayer have agreed to write less crappy lyrics, one song is about canniblism."

the album is said to be so heavy, you'll have massive heart attacks before it even starts playing.

Simpson's super mega end of the year smackdown!

it's been TEN YEARS since this decade started. Now I have to say, this was the worst decade for gaming ever.

We got awful crapfests like Halo,Fable,and Modern Warfare. And all gaming consoles were raped to death with JRPGS,and Sandbox games.

I was going to make a list of 50 best games of the decade, but seeing how everything sucked I had to made 10 best games and 20 worst.

10: Red Fraction 1 and 2: These shooters were loads of fun, I still play RF1 all the time even today.

9: Quake 3 Arena (DREAMCAST): The Dreamcasts killer app? I definetley think so!

8: Prey: :D I LOVE THIS GAME!

7: Killer 7: Ironic isn't it?

6: Grand theft auot 3: Before GTA was unfun and boring.

5: MGS3: Mgs1's stealth was terrible, MGS2's characters were terrible,MGS4's 2 hour cutscenes were like Seinfeld where nothing happens! But MGS3, did everything right.

4: Guitar hero 1 and 2:I am a rock god! (in my own mind)

3: Rock band: WERE ROCK GODS! (in our own minds)

2: Destroy all humans!: The sandbox game that could

and number 1 is the game I feel was the best of the last 10 years.

1: Deus Ex: The last smart and sophisticated shooter we ever saw, after that we were smothered to death with multiplayer and space marines.

now that we've done best games, time for 20 worst!

20: Halo: While not as bad as the other games, Halo 1 still had cheap "Copy and paste" level design

19: Guitar hero 5: Keyboard parts and Kurt Cobain playing other peoples songs? wow.

18: Wii

17: Duke Nukem Forever: I doubt it would have been bad, but I also doubt I would have ever gotten to play it.

16: Manhunt 2: While I had some fun with the first one, the second one blew me away with bad graphics and awful gameplay!

15: Quake 4: My letter to Id "Dear Id, MAKE YOUR OWN GAMES. love simpsons"

14: Wolfenstein: see Quake 4

13: Grand theft auto san andreas: Not that the gameplay is bad but, a black guy talking smack and shooting people up? yes and Halo's Superfly Parker McJohnson wasn't as much of a ripoff as you are a steryotype.

12: Lego anything: I hate travellers tales

11: Super Monkey Ball Adventures: I hate travellers tales

10: Halo 2: improved level design, gameplay and story still suck though

9: Fear 2: bad level design and bad gameplay

8: Left 4 dead 2: Okay, no I didn't boycott the game! I have 2 reasons for hating this 1: I would have rather had Half life 2 episode 3 and 2: the gameplay didn't change AT ALL.

7: Any disney and Nickelodeon game: .....

6: Any cartoon network game: ......

5: That alien vs. predator game for xbox

4: MGS4: The story wrapped up with long cutscenes and poor stealth gameplay.

3: Alone in the dark 5: Uwe Boll would be proud

2: every JRPG: I don't even like animes (except for Death Note)

now for the game I think is a piece of trash and a mockery of the word "game"

1: Halo 3: This FPS ruined fps' forever! Bad gameplay,bad levels,bad characters,bad stories,bad online community,bad everything! Everything about this game was bad!

well, now that were away from games, lets go to movies and music, two things of this decade I LOVED!

10 best movies of the last 10 years.

10: Sweeny todd: Tim burton had a rough start this decade, with meh-fests like Planet of the apes and Charlie and the chocolate factory. Sweeny todd proves many things, Tim burton is a director that gets back up when knocked down and Johnny Depp is the best actor who ever lived.

9: Peter Jackson's King Kong: I'll get this out of the way, I hate CGI, and I love the 1930's king kong. Somehow, Peter Jackson made me like CGI for 2 hours...

8: Big Fish: Another one of Burton's best of the decade. Big fish was different from what you would expect from burton, and it was outstanding.

7: Dark Knight: whereas Christian Bale played the worst batman I have ever seen, Heath Ledger played the best Joker. It's weird, he plays in all these crappy movies and now he decides to star in something good.

6: Date Movie: The only parody movie I had ever laughed at.

5: Corpse Bride: I love this movie because it's stop motion

4: Imagine that: It was better than the god awful disney movie with The Rock

3: WallE: I won't lie, I loved this movie.

2: Shadow of a vampire: I always wondered if Max Shreck was a vampire to.

1: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari: I loved the original. And this remake does the film amazing justice, it's like walking back into 1919 again.

those movies were actually good,

Now the best bands of the decade.

White stripes

Cohead and Cambria

Graveyard BBQ

and The Evolutionaries

well, thats it for the 10 year extravaganza. see you guys in another ten years!

song 2 (just because I can)

song 2 on bass is, start on "E" string, and do the following frets

2222 0000 55 7 88

just because I know how to play guitar.

yeah

:D

I have been considering doing a video documentary on

"Playing bass for fundemental social and spiritual retards of all kinds."

tell me if I shoud?

Movies After Midnight: Evil Dead 2

I love this movie so gosh dern much. This is my favorite movie ever created in the history of time and space. I love Evil dead 2 more than Nosferatu, More than Alien. I love this movie.

Evil dead 2 is a outstandingly good horror/comedy film. Ash is one of the coolest characters ever, especially with his chainsaw.

this movie is a must watch.

go watch it.

NOW!

final comments: A hilarious and scary movie that can be enjoyed by anyone who can hold up their lunch well.

final score: must-see

New Moon broke all my expectations!

I expected it to be bad...but no THIS bad!

like the first movie there is no plot progression,

Bella likes Edward

Edward has the character of a cardboard cutout.

Bella has the character of a cardboard cutout with a mustache drawn on it.

theres Jacob Black

who is played by Sharkboy, and is actually three dimmensional

it's just a love story about an emo vampire, a pale kid who uses coke, and a developed character who turns into a wolf.

Don't see this movie, I BEG OF YOU!