volunteer at an anger management class full of criminals > Wii U

Rihanna's bad acting > Wii U

yell Eat Sperm at a couples retreat > Wii U

TLOZ OOT's Water Temple > Wii U

Watching Real Steel and Battleship and understanding why people should not make movies based off board games > Wii U

You have a 20/20 vision and a IQ of over 9000!!!!!

being stalked by creepy Christopher Walken > Wii U

Eating a banana in a cage full of wild hungry apes > Wii U

Live in Pine Bluff Arkansas > Wii U

GTAV ports to the Wii U > Wii U