Buy Comic Con tickets from a neighbor for 3000 dollars and the next day they get stolen and on the day of comic con your neighbor is not at his house but on your television on a live broadcast of comic con > Wii U

Cassette tapes and record players > Wii U

Play Jeopardy > Wii U

Doing a bowling ball tournament but must knock down pins far away from each other like 10 inches separate with only one bowling ball > Wii U

Rollerblading with your Ex girlfriend because it's couples time and your girlfriend is not there > Wii U

Watching G4's Top One Hundred Video games of all time and finding out that donkey kong 64 the banjo kazooie games the metroid prime games and super mario bros the lost levels aren't even on the list > Wii U

Sweat musty Armpit Hair = Wii U

Ariana Grande > Wii U

Metroid Prime trilogy > Wii U

Seth Mcfarlene as host of the oscars > Wii U