Hello. Welcome back to the Weird Dreams collection. :D In this post, we'll be looking at SG-1 dreams. Some are funny, most are downright peculiar, and all managed to involve Jonas in at least a cameo. *sweatdrop* I'm not a fangirl when it comes to Jonas, but I am one of those people who considers SG-1 to be a five man team (Jack, Daniel, Sam, Teal'c and Jonas)... Well, 2 man, 1 woman and 2 alien team, anyway.
The first dream I'll explore is one I turned into a fanfic (Samba!) - has anyone read it? I'd been reading Stargate fanfiction the night before (I don't read or write the stuff that often, I just like something good to read before I sleep...) and during a mock exam that day, I'd designed a very strange little doodle I'd named Samba Quinn. It was basically supposed to be Jonas Quinn in a samba costume. Disturbing, but hilarious when you're doing an English Literature paper that you know nothing about. That night, I dreamt that Jack left his office to get some coffee when he bumbed into a conga line, being led by a samba-ing Jonas Quinn, complete with a woman's samba outfit (think sparkly bikini, and large feathers. I have been scarred for life, 'cause I didn't need to see that one!). Daniel was clutching onto Jonas a little too much, apparently drunk, Sam pinched the Colonel's butt, General Hammond and Dr Fraiser waltzed past and Siler was dancing around with fruit on his head. Teal'c was in the comissonary in a nun's outfit, and Ba'al, Thor and a random NID officer were all in the Gate Room. Jack lost it and ran away.
This was one of the cameo Jonas dreams, as he was in it for about 5 seconds, explaining that it was a Kelownan tradition of thanks. They'd just saved the planet in Fallout.
My next one is the fault of Toonami. I watched Parker Lewis Can't Lose, simply because it was a 'new' show and there wasn't anything else on, and that night I dreamt that Parker, Lemmer, Mikey and Jerry were SG-1... Lemmer was Sam, Parker was Teal'c (that one cracked me up, as does the next one), Jerry was Jack and Mikey was Daniel. It was based around Window of Opportunity from SG-1 (fab episode!). Towards the end of the dream, Daniel appeared through the Stargate, but he was Jonas. And Kubiak ended up being Fraiser, and ate LemmerSam. I woke up laughing.
My last one (for now, anyway, as it is a long post...) was due to seeing Michael Shanks in an episode of Highlander that day. I'd found the episode boring, but watched the flashback scene because I wasn't sure it WAS Michael Shanks until he got shot (and then I knew... Don't ask me how). Anyway, that night I dreamt that Daniel was running around the SGC preaching peace and stealing all the socks that were lying around (no, I haven't got a clue...), while Sam and Jack were in the comissionary having a fancy meal, with Teal'c serenading them. After a bit of craziness involving sock puppets, Siler and the Gate, a gang of theives barged in demanding all the valuables. Fraiser was the ringleader, with a machete in her hand, and her lackeys were (you guessed it) Jonas, Hammond, Bra'tac, Sha're, Fifth (the Replicator dude?) and Maybourne. On the way out, Daniel, who was suddenly having a bout of further craziness and though he was a superhero, attempted to stop them. Hammond shot at him with a machine gun, which killed Danny-boy, but it also killed Jonas who was just behind him, laughing like a hyena and watching the weather channel (a cunning trap set by Walter).
On the bright side, there were mini Jacks and mini Sams running around a few days later as they'd gotten married and had kids.
Eh, my dreams are odd...
So ends Weird Dreams - The Stargate Adventures Vol. 1!
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