Sunday. A day where you're meant to relax on the sofa and do absolutely nothing but watch a lot of TV, and/or sleep. But guess what? I'm not normal, so I do totally the opposite. And I also type relatively quickly, so stay tuned for a loooong blog post to get some things off of my chest...
I'm not normal, as in, I've devoted too many hours to Unreal Tournament 2004. Yeah, Sundays are really meant to be peaceful and elegant, devoid of all dark issues and depression... blah, blah, blah, blah. But it's not my fault I have CPU bots and real people alike at the receiving end of the barrel of my gun. Usually, that's a really safe place to be. :P
So, if you don't play/have no interest in Unreal Tournament 2004, look away now and go watch a lot of TV/and or sleep just like you're meant to on your typical Sunday night.
And as for the ones who are fearlessly delving further into my blog, then keep on reading through my now self-concerning comments.
I'm pretty far into single-player now, and my team is improving with the teammates I keep winning. So far I've bagged Mokara and Corrosion to join my solid line-up of Jakob, Torch and BlackJack. Double Domination, widely known as the most deplorable sport in gaming, is now over and done with (thank the heavens) and I'm at the final of Capture the Flag against Xan's team The Corrupt.
On the online front, I've been improving. Pretty well, actually. It's just a shame that now I'm hitting my stride, I'm off on holiday with relatives that don't have a computer powerful enough to install and play the game without the thing spontaneously depressurizing.
I joined in a game of Onslaught, and after a few consecutive wins, I was greeted by none other than LegendKiller (NeoJedi) and we then launched into a game on the map Severance. Us two were top of the team by a mile, especially NJ... his clan are lucky. Very very lucky. It's got to be said, though, that was one hell of a match and the other team played brilliantly.
So, now, I move on to a subject that doesn't involve Unreal Tournament 2004. Now it's time to focus attention on GameSpot.
One of the disappearing emblems (Neighborly, Convivial, Popular) has returned. That's the second time it's evaporated... and now its back again. Now I have that nice pretty butterfly again that claims that I'm popular. Yay, it's about time my colourful invertebrae made its magical appearance...
A new review too. In light of Moe's Tavern incorporating the databank idea, this one based on the Simpsons, I decided to review the awful Simpsons Wrestling. I recommend reading it just so you know how depressingly bad the game is. I try to be funny - so desperately try to be funny - but I end up sounding like a failed comedian. :lol:
Are you STILL reading?!? You deserve a new GameSpot emblem saying "Endlessly Patient User." Well, you're in luck, desperado, because I ain't got nothing more to say. So take care people, and I'll see you tomorrow for the last time before I pack up to go to America... and then I'll contact you all using the Internet there... you can never escape the wrath of Showbiz...
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