8) :o :shock: ....Police  are  warning  all men  who  frequent  clubs, parties  and  local  pubs to  be  alert  and  stay  cautious  when  offered  a  drink  from any  woman. Many  females  use  a  date  rape  drug  on  the  market  called  "Beer".  The  drug  is  found  in  liquid  form  and  available  anywhere. It  comes  in  bottles, cans,  from  taps  and  in  large  "Kegs".  "Beer"  is  used  by  female  sexual  predators  at  parties  and  bars  to  persuade  their  male  victims  to  go  home  and  have  sex  with  them.

A  woman  needs  only  to get  a  guy  to  consume  a  few  units  of   "Beer"  and  then  simply  ask  him  home  for  no strings  attached  sex. Men  are   rendered  helpless  against  this  approach. After  severl  "Beer", men  will  often  succumb  to  the  desires  to  perform  sexual  acts  on  horrific  looking  women  to  whom  they  would  never  normally  be  attracted.

After  drinking  "Beer",  men  often  awaken  with  only  hazy  memories  of  exactly  what  happened  to  them  the  night  before,  often  with  just  a  vague  feeling  that  "Something bad"  occurred.  At  other  times  these  unfortunate  men  are  swindled  out  of  their  life's  savings,  in  a  familiar  scam  known  as  "A  Relationship"  In  extreme  cases,  the  female  may  even  be  shrewd  enough  to  entrap  the  unsuspecting  male  into  a  longer  term  form   of  servitude  and  punishment  referred  to  as  "Marriage".

Men  are  much  more  susceptible  to  this  scam  after  "Beer"  is  administered  and  sex  is  offered  by  the  predatory  females.  Please  forward  this  warning  to  every  male  you  know. If  you  fall  victim  to  this  "Beer"  and  the  women  administering  it,  there  are  male  support  groups  where  you  can  discuss  the  details  of  your  shocking  enounter  with  similarly  affected  like-minded  guys. For  the  support  group  nearest  you, just  look  up  "Golf Courses"  in  the  phone  book.......best  wishes... :P 8)

8) :o A Bloke had just finished reading a book called Man Of The House. Pumped up from the read, he stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he shouted:   "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!  "I want you to  prepare me a  gourmet meal tonight and I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards.  Then, after dinner, you are going to run me a bath so I  can relax. And when I've finished my bath,  guess  who's  going  to  dress  me  and  comb  my  hair?"     His wife replied:     "I'd  say  the  funeral  director."   :lol:  :lol:

I  would  like  to  thank  CrimsonHead,  and   Angel 1212,  and  Soulreavercross  for my  encouragement  in  Helping me  get  my  New  Artist  Emblem  8) cool everyone  Thanks.

:D :D :D Teeth  of  the  Week! :D

A bishop who had just had new dentures made for him was invited by the dentist to look in the mirror.He did so, and immediately exclaimed, 'Christ!',  then again at the top of his voice,  'Christ!'.  Shocked and dismayed, the dentist asked what  was wrong.  The  bishop  turned  to him,  beaming.  'Wrong,  my  boy?'  he said.  'Nothing's  wrong.  Owing to your skilled work,  I can now, for the first time in ten years,  pronounce  the  name  of  Our Lord without whistling.':P :? 8)