Welcome back to day 2 of the Worst Games Ever Awards!  We are live in my office in Seattle, WA.  Enough chatter, lets get on with the show!

Today we are going back to the good old days, the days when game companies were more worried about how good a game was rather than sales.  A day when consoles were more worried about their gaming instead of worrying about what the other system companies were doing. 

Our first system comes from the east, the far east.  This system was at the top of its gaming ladder in its time with many great titles.  The Nintendo 64 was a breakthrough console, with the creation of the analog stick, and the evolution of FPS's. That is until it was permanently stained with brown streaks and dangleberries.  Our first recipient was a hero to millions, quite possibly the greatest super hero ever, that is until his game stunk so bad that it eventually caused his downfall and eventual death.  Our first winner of day 2 goes to.......

Superman 64

Gameapot score : 1.3

Players score : 2.4

This game flew over the windshields of many players and left a huge splat of pixel crap.  Mostly known for its Atari like graphics and deathly boring gameplay, this title was such a big piece of crap that it completely clogged the gaming toilet! Congratulations for sucking so bad!

Many consoles are not as big of a gaming breakthrough as they try to sell.  They are simply systems that have had upgrades to there original predesessor.  But one system busted out with such a great system that many say it is the "origional" gaming console, though as we all know, everything poops, the difference is that somes poop is bigger than others.  This system is no exception.  The Nintendo Entertainment System was the console that brought back a nearly lost gaming community.  This console started the RPG revolution, the FP style gaming, and even some of the greatest games to ever be played.  Even this console was victom to the old "flaming bag of crap on the porch"  trick.  Though the title that wins this award is so bad that gamespot doesn't even recognise it as a game to earn their review.   The fact that the target audience can not even review a game gives this years NES Worst Game Ever award to..............

Color a Dinosaur

Gamespot score : ?

Players Score : 3.4

 Whoever thought that it would be a good idea to take away a 6 year olds crayons and give them an NES controller had issues.  This dirty diaper of a game was only good for one thing, helping parents fall asleep so there 3-6 year old kid can play with knives or something.....good job game, YOU SUCK!

The next barf bag title comes from the system that was in between the two systems before.  The system brought to the table 16 bit graphics and plenty of great titles, but still had a working pooper that still managed to squeeze out this floater.  The Super Nintendo is the system and the award for the Worst Game Ever on SNES goes to.........

Bebe's Kids

Gamespot score : ?!?

Players Score : 2.5

This game is blamed for making kids want to beat up there younger sibilings.  This pile was released in '94 and I am still scraping it off of my shoe.  The game made you want to go to the library or clean your room because of the level of boredom it heaved out on the world.  Congrats to you, you are a worthless pile of bad pixels.

Well, folks, its been an exciting day here in my office *cricket sounds* but i am afraid that I have ran out of time.  Tune in tomorrow for day 3 of the worst games ever awards, where we tackle the portible gaming systems and the dropplets they produce.  Tell your friends about us!

 The first Worst award goes to a game that redefined fugly on the PC.  The game was released on Nov. 20 2003 and has reaked havoc on PC's and their owners everywhere.  The 2006 Worst PC Game Award goes to.......

Big Rigs: over the road racing

Gamespot Rating : 1.0

This game was dubbed one of the worst games ever made, EVER!  From its horrible gameplay to the horrendous controls and graphics, Big Rigs has won the WGE award for the PC for the 3rd year in a row!  Keep up the horrible work!

The next game to crap on our precious little minds litters the Playstation 2.  This game was considered the worst game of 2002 and it was even heard that Sony Exec's were worried about a drop in PS2 sales that this title would cause.  The Worst Game on Playstation 2 goes to............

Gravity Games Bike: Street Vert Dirt

Gamespot Rating : 1.7

Players Rating : 3.4

From the horrible controls to mindless gameplay, Gravity Games Bike was a nasty terd that was left behind by the much more popular Dave Mira title.  Congrats and hopefully a bigger pile will plop on top of you soon!

Our next game hits close to home on the Xbox beings that I was a victom in purchasing our next title from a bargain bin, in a GOOD WILL!  You know that if it hits the bargain bin there, it must be garbage.  With out further a due, our Worst Game on the Xbox goes to..........

Kabuki Warriors

Gamespot Score : 1.4

Players Score : 3.3

This 2d fighting game oozed onto the Xbox Nov. 19th, 2001 and has been steaming since.  This game has been ranked as one of the worst games to ever hit consoles.  From the vomit-like graphics to the herpies-like gameplay, you might want to update your shot record before further damaging your thumb joints on this pile.

The next game infected the Game Cube in 2003 and was known for its horrible graphics and even worst playability, though it was known on the big screen as simply "eye-candy" and nothing more.  The Worst Game Award for Game Cube goes to..........

Charlies Angels

Gamespot Score : 1.9

Players Score : 2.1

This festering, puss filled title was ridiculed as the game that made beautiful women look like horrific smelly nords with bad acne single handedly.  The Game Cube definately double flushed after squeezing out this one. 

Tune in tomorrow at the same time for the continuation of the WORST GAMES EVER AWARDS!