@hahamanin @bamir0 @manutdarsenal Yeah, let's all take lessons from people who refer to cigarettes as "fags".

@getupandboogie The funny thing is, Elder Scrolls and Fallout games feature massive redundancy, where you get a great main story surrounded by a thousand cookie-cutter side quests that feature little of the way in anything new. The quests are repeated in sequel after sequel with only the names and locations being different, yet Petit gives those games huge scores. She's a critical fraud.

@acepentacle For the record, Gone Home received a 9.5. I'll never forget it. That review brought down this site like Superstorm Sandy.

@Verenti Petit would have scored this game a 4.0 because it made her left eye ache.

I wish critics were capable of reviewing a pro wrestling game without first painting a homoerotic backdrop about when and how they fell out of love with it as a kid. Nobody gives a crap.

"Same old same old" describes Carolyn's reviews and the subsequent reader feedback.

@chuckles471 Yeah, if Batman was looking at secret notes sitting on the dining room table or hidden in 19 different places behind a wall for no apparent reason, Petit would have machine-gunned the #9 key to score the game.

I didn't think Petit would be able to sucker me into buying another game after Gone Home. I sure hope this one lives up to the review.

I will definitely be waiting at least a year before getting a new system. Plenty of games on PC and PS3 to keep me going for a long time.

"Younger generations of readers are far too stupid, so we had to dumb down our review process in order to interest them." That's how you sum it up.