"Younger generations of readers are far too stupid, so we had to dumb down our review process in order to interest them." That's how you sum it up.

Names like "Mewtwo" were difficult to think of? Good grief. I hope those employees are never put in a real-life pressure situation.

@Tiwill44 You get what you pay for.

@brain56 I would like this comment 100 times if I could.

@19James89 Of course you won't. You're too busy touching yourself.

I'm still waiting for the live action TV series George Lucas talked about that was going to focus on the time when Darth Vader roamed the galaxy hunting down the remaining Jedi. How does something that sounds so good never happen?

If that player who came out of the closet is in this game, Carolyn would have given it a 9.5.

@ianpac @rowzzr You must have missed this classic: http://www.gamespot.com/street-cleaning-simulator/

@ianpac @couly lol no kidding. If I ever have some personal love notes to hide, I'll have to remember that the best place is right on top of the coffee table.

@ianpac @marvik4 I played it with headphones on and there are a heck of a lot more sound effects than thunder. I had to stop and look over my shoulder a couple of times.