Here is a story that I made while I was bored a while back. Gamespot seems to be glitchy today so it may not appear right. And to those of you who may think it is stolen from any of Douglas Adam's works it is not.
Donald Thorn was having a particularly bad day. He had lost his keys to his apartment and was promptly locked out of his home with only $100 and no hotel or motel within driving distance. With the locksmith being closed until tomorrow, he decided to simply just get a pie and hopefully with luck his current employer, Joseph Garn would allow him to sleep in his office tonight. He thought to himself that things just could not get any worse. How wrong he would be later on.
After buying what was a rather nice apple pie and finishing that last bit of code he needed for that new program he called the stock monitor. WIth luck it would be able to monitor stock markets and be able to buy and sell automatically and thus make him quite a large fortune. If it worked. Problem was that it often failed and that it would instead create an incredibly bad program that crashed the computer. The only way he would know that it worked would if he tested it and that normally failed spectacularly. So deciding to do the testing at the end of the day was the only way he would be able to enjoy the rest of the day.
The Universe on the whole on the other hand was quite fine. Some inter galactic war was happening in the Crab Nebula and the Dorthinian Way over towels. The Vacryian Empire was doing quite fine having discovered the secrets to faster than light travel. The Ra Yaesaqes just discovered fire and some extra dimensional beings just found ours. Yet at the very end of the planetary cycle of Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, the Universe as we know it would end.
The night was just beginning to creep into Donald's office. As he sat on his fine leather swivle chair delaying what was to be his worst failure ever.Deciding to have what was eventually going to be the last meal he would have or anyone for that matter for no one in the entire Universe at that time was eating even though that initself was incredibly improbable.Upon opening the fridge all he found was
a pizza that was left over form his lunch three days ago and being incredibly hungry and stone broke decided to eat the pizza, despite his unusual hate for cold pizza. As he began to run the program, hoping that his wildest dreams of riches would come true,something incredible happened. A near infinite amount of space started to compress into that single spot where Arthur was currently sitting. His program had unknowingly caused all of the Universe to IMPLODE unto his very chair. As everything started to collapse on itself, Donald was pleasantly surprised that he managed to get something so bad to do something so horrifyingly spectacularly wrong that unbenknownst to him was something that every other galactic civilization has worked for googleplexes of years by a race that was in galactic terms descended from the lowest form of intergalactic life. Mammals.
Thus did the Universe known as Galacta Inferiortyness dissapear and become part of the many other multverses there were. And that was how the imploding bomb was invented.
Comments on what I just wrote would be appreciated.
Oh and it's title is the Imploding Bomb.
And now I know that GS really hates me. It somehow changed my blog title.
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