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Spider-Man 3
Awesome graphics, awesome controls, and awesome powers...too bad some of the game design sucks.
Spider-Man 3 wasn't the greatest movie ever...there's a lot in it that just doesn't make sense. Spider-Man 3 isn't the greatest game ever either...there's a lot in it that just doesn't make sense. Let's talk about ... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Batman Returns
A movie licensed game that kicks ass?! Say it isn't so!
Batman Returns on the SNES is just awesome. There are so many little details throughout the game that turn it from a fun beat-em-up, to a grand experience. For those of you living under a rock in a cave in a hick town... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Daffy Duck in Hollywood
It's Dithpicable!
This is going to be short and sweet. Daffy Duck is a great American Icon. Star of stage and screen, Daffy represents some of the greatest animation ever produced. This game represents some of the most mediocre gamepl... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Super Contra
CONTRAAA!! THE ARCAAAADE VERSIOOOONNNNN! (I'm singing this by the way).
Contra. You know the game. You love the game. But most of us have played the game on ye ol' timey nintendo entertainment shoppe. This version was the arcade version. And while the graphics are a bit better, it seems...of... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Aliens
I'm a kill some aliens with mah guns.
Aliens was an awesome movie wasn't it? It had Sigourney Weaver, it had guns, it had screaming children, it had...aliens....and it had violence. The arcade game of the same name has all of that too. You play as Sigourn... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Blaster Master
Ahead of it's time.
Alright kids. Listen up. If you have never played this game before, then your life is a sham. That's right. No matter what you THINK you may have accomplished in your life so far, it will never be complete...because you ... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Dungeon Siege
Admitting that I was a level 31 Mage made me feel really geeky...and I don't care.
You know those guys in high school who would hang out in the library and play Dungeons and Dragons, or Magic the Gathering, or something equally similar and nerdy? (I'm guessing that more than half of you reading this we... Read Full Review
6 of 6 users found the following review helpful
Dead or Alive 4 (Platinum Hits)
Who would have thought that a bunch of sexy women could make one scream in anger at the top of their lungs?
Playing Dead or Alive 4 is like watching Women's Olympic Beach Volleyball....but you always lose. Sure you watch to admire the athleticism, and to see a great competition, and marvel at all the skill and nail biting mome... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Arkanoid
why...WHY do I suck so much!!?
Here's another game everyone has played.... Wait...you haven't? Whoa whoa whoa...are you serious? What do you mean you haven't played it....what the hell? Were you in prison as a child? No? Oh....oh I see. oh....OH! H... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Appoooh
Why is it called Appoooh?
It's a wrestling game....I guess. I mean...it has all the points a wrestling game should have really. Its gots big ridiculous dudes with their shirts off. Its gots a referee. Its gots a ring. Its gots an audience. It... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Mortal Kombat II: Kyuukyoku Shinken
I never understood it really.
Do I really need to go into a review of Mortal Kombat II on the SNES? I mean..I think everyone and their mother has played...and everyone loves it...and everyones mother hates it. So let's get onto what I really want to ... Read Full Review
1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
The Terminator
If this is our future...then the machines deserve to win.
You like Terminator right? Of course you do! Who doesn't. It's about the future and robuts and Arnold Swartzenheimer as a bad guy. What's not to like about all of that? This game...that's what. First of all the ... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Rockman
HARD!!
Mega Man. Believe it. He IS a MEGA man. Let me tell you why... He shoots lasers out of his arms. The only other guy I know that can do that is my dad. He wears underwear over his pants. He's a trend setter. He ... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: 1989 Classic Arcade
The classic game that forced us to spend every quarter we had comes to the XBOX 360.
Alright kids. It's like this. If you haven't played this game before, if you haven't scrounged for quarters so you could spend your whole Saturday feeding the beast arcade machine known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, t... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
SoulCalibur IV
Wait a minute....I can cut my enemies clothes off until she's playing in nothing but her underwear?!! Sign me up!!
Fighting games have come a long way since Street Fighter. Back then you had a dude with a few moves who would scream at you as he threw punches and kicks. Well...none of that had really changed....but what HAS changed ar... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Anteater
Anteaters are weird looking creatures.<br /> I mean...what the hell?
"This game is stupid. I hate this. God this music is annoying. It sucks. Everything about this game sucks. Wait..is that supposed to be the Anteater?! My god! It doesn't look like anything!! Okay, how does this work....l... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Blasteroids
Does adding two more letters to "Asteroids" make it a better game?.......<br /> meh.
Remember Asteroids? It was that vectory graphics game. Basically it had white outlines of your ship and you would shoot white dots to destroy white outlined meteors? It was really simple but pretty fun right? Well hol... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
BurgerTime
My wife calls this game "Hamburger Helper"........I'm insulted.
Let me ask you something....is there anything better than a really good burger? I mean a nice, juicy, hearty, flavorful chunk of ground up beefus between 2 pieces of bun? You're damn right there isn't...nothing is better... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Crash Nitro Kart
Reckless animals driving big suped up killing machines. Cool.
Crash Nitro Kart is a Kart Racer that sought to improve on Crash's original Kart game, "Crash Team Racing". Unfortunately it fails at that. But where it fails at being better than CTR, it succeeds at being a fun game. ... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Crazy Taxi 2 (DriKore)
Improved craziness...but still not great craziness.
Yeah. So, it's like this. The original Crazy Taxi was fun, but it had a lot of problems...so it wasn't great. Crazy Taxi 2 is fun, it has less problems....but it also isn't great. Crazy Taxi 2 is a lot like the or... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Crash Bandicoot Racing (PSOne Books)
Best kart game of all time?....just maybe.
Kart games are fun aren't they? They're filled with cute characters, awesome power-ups, fun tracks, great sounds, and hilarious gameplay. And they're all basically the same. Same in that they usually have all the above t... Read Full Review
2 of 3 users found the following review helpful
X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse
Smuggling mutants on your PSP is a great heap of beat-em-up fun....minus a few annoying glitches.
Alright. I'll admit it. I'm a comic book geek....therefore I loves me some mutant X-men...therefore, I loves me some X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse. You wanna know why? Because this game gives me everything my nerd... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Professor Layton and the Curious Village
Imaginative, rewarding, and exhausting.
"Professor Layton and the Curious Village" is an adorable little puzzle game. Now, let me get this out of the way first....I am a person that is commonly referred to as "a stupid". I'm dumb. I'm not bright. So please rea... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
DOOM 3
A few design flaws mire what is otherwise a terrifying game that will surely start you repenting.
Are you afraid of the dark? What about aliens? Does the thought of demons terrify you? Does knowing that hell exists keep you up at night? Have you experienced a feeling of dread and panic when thinking about guns? And d... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Batman Forever
Holy Bat Guano!!
Joel Schumacher may have brutally tortured and destroyed Batman, but Acclaim cut up his pieces and sold them to little children. Now, to be fair, I thought Batman Forever wasn't a great movie....but not a horrible mo... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Ghostbusters
Yes, have some.
Look....just enjoy this game. I say this because it's only one of two ghostbusters games that's actually any good at all (the other one being the newly released shooter on the big boy consoles.) Yeah this game has a l... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Cool Spot
Advertising proves itself the master of evil again...by helping to create a game you can't put down.
As most of you probably know, advertising peoples are the 4th greatest evil in the world (right under terrorists, teenagers, and hobos). And nowhere is that more evident than in the brilliant and immorally bankrupt 7up c... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Hitler no Fukkatsu: Top Secret
One of the greatest games ever made.
I'm going to be blunt about this. Humans need a handful of things to survive. Food, Water, Shelter, Clothing, Sleep, Air....and Bionic Commando. Bionic Commando being #1 on that list. Food is delicious and all, but yo... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Cobra Command
It's basically airwolf mixed with some 1942....which makes this game fun...even with a hangover.
I have a hangover. So I'll be keeping this review brief. Cobra Command. It's a Chopper. It is sent out to kill enemies. It has guns and missiles it can shoot out all the time. You get upgrades as you kill people. You... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Riot Act
It's like SuperCop visits Grand Theft Auto World...and he blows everything up.
Cops. You either love them or hate them. Most of us hate them. Why? Because they give us tickets for speeding. They harass us about parking. They caught us skipping school. They teach us to be better people. And they acc... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Bubble Bobble
Simple = Fun.
I can sum up this game in just a few words. You're a cute dragon who goes through 100 stages shooting bubbles at enemies and turning them into fruit. That's all there is to it. And DAMN is it fun! It's so incredibly ... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Hydra
Wet and Wild! HAR HAR HAR!
Hydra certainly is dated isn't it? I mean, you can look at this game and pretty much pinpoint EXACTLY when it was released. Why? Because it's stuffed FULL of nonsense from 1991. Things like guys with stupid hair..... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Alpine Ski
Points for avoiding trees, flags, people, and snow tractor thingies.
Alpine Ski is old. REALLY old. It was one of those games on one of those ancient consoles that looked AWESOME when we were kids...but you know what else was awesome when we were kids? Speghetti-O's. You loved ... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Gears of War 2
More Fun with ....sigh....Space Marines.
This game rules. I'll make it short and sweet. If you played the first game and liked it...you'll play this game and like it...though maybe not as much. It's a great game. Let's just get that out of the way. But i... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Gears of War
It's a Fun Feast.
Let me just say it. Gears of War is friggin beautiful. Yes. You can believe the hype on this one. The game looks great. It plays great. It's all around great...even though it's space marines. First, visually. It look... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
A Kingdom for Keflings
I should hate this game...but I don't. So I hate myself instead.
Kingdom for Keflings. This is going to be a short review. Don't look so sad. Sigh...here it goes. It's a dumb game. You walk around with your avatar and help midgets build a stupid town. That's it. You build stuff..an... Read Full Review
7 of 7 users found the following review helpful
Fable II
Good game....if you don't compare it to other stuffs.
The first Fable game promised us all kinds of choices that would effect our character, everything around us, the story, life itself, how the next election would go, and whether or not you would die alone. While it did pr... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
LittleBigPlanet
Charm is oozing from every orifice.
Wow. Just....wow. This game is a game that I have been waiting for in many ways. The cuteness, the creativity, the charm....it's all here. It's an artist's wet dream. I really don't even know where to start in thi... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Sega Ages 2500 Series Vol. 26: Dynamite Deka
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
It's just....bizarre. It's like this. There's a ship out at sea that's under siege by terrorists or something. Your job is to get in there and stop the terrorists or something. You can pick 3 ways to go in, and each ... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
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