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Hexic HD
Puzzle game. What else can I say?
Hexagons. Lots of multi colored hexagons. That pretty much sums up this game. It's a puzzle game that reminds me a bit of Tetris. Only not as classic. Your goal is to get rid of the colored hexagons on the screen. Whe... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Resistance: Fall of Man
Though lacking innovation, this game ups the quality on everything you'd expect from a First Person Shooter.
Remember your first first person shooter? Remember how cool and different it was? Remember how it was so unique seeing that gun popping out of the side of the screen? Remember the thrill you got from peeking around a cor... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Crazy Taxi
Crazy can be either a good thing....or a bad thing.
Driving a taxi around a California city without any regard to the law sounds like it should be the most amazing thing ever created. Sitting in a cool convertable, nearly running over people, crashing into cars, and all w... Read Full Review
0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Bully
Another example of how high school is just like prison.
High school is a time in one's life where you begin defining who you are. It's a time in your late teens when you start thinking of who and what you want to be. You start making choices. You start deciding things. It sho... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Crash Bash
The anger sharks are swimming.
This game started off fun enough. But it's fun like an amusement park is fun. You get there. There's lots of fun noises and cool looking rides and the smell of junk food is intoxicating. All the sights and sounds make yo... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Killzone 2
Killzone your face!
Gamers love Shooters. Especially well done shooters. Especially well done shooters that involve space marines. Interestingly enough, Killzone 2 includes all of this. Now I know what you're going to say...oh look, ano... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
Not a bad game....Not a great game either.
Marvel Super Heroes beating the crap out of each other should be one of the coolest and funnest things you can experience. These guys are people of mass destruction. It should be absolutely amazing to take control of one... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
New Super Mario Bros.
Hey keeds! It'sa Me! Mario! And I kick ass!
Who doesn't love Mario Bros.? Sicko's...that's who. Sick freaks who look more like Michael Jackson and less like humans. Sickies who hate decency, morality, freedom, and courage....those are the kinds of people who hate ... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Crysis
You may need to travel to the future and steal a computer capable of playing the damn thing....but man is it cool.
Crysis was a hyped game to say the least. It was hard to imagine that it could live up to it's promises. It was kind of like a stranger trying to pick you up from school when you were a kid. You were shown candy and trea... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
The Adventures of Batman & Robin
Quite possibly the best Batman game of all time.
There are a TON of Batman games out there right? Right. It seems like you can't own a gaming machine without Batman popping his pointy nose into your face at one point or another. Which is cool...because Batman is cool. ... Read Full Review
2 of 2 users found the following review helpful
Transformers: Autobots
Big robuts...little fun.
Transformers are big, mean, destructive robots (pronounced robuts). They gots big laser guns. They stomp around putting big holes in things. They fight each other. They turn into vehicles and drive really fast. All this ... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex (Platinum)
It's Crash! Again! ......hooray.
This is going to be short and sweet folks. Have you played a Crash game before? Did you like it? Then you'll like this one enough. Have you played a Crash game before? Did you hate it? Then you'll hate this one enoug... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Helix: Fear Effect
Lesbians with guns. Rejoice.
There are three things that most guys love universally. Guns. Horror. And Lesbians. Put them all together and you get Fear Effect 2: Electric Boogaloo. First, the gist of the game goes as follows: you control a couple... Read Full Review
4 of 6 users found the following review helpful
Captain Commando
A classic among classics.
Captain Commando. Everything about the game is classic. It's a fun ride where everything is over-the-top and cliche' as hell...and that's what makes it so damn good. Let's start with the characters. First we have Cap... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Batman Returns
Batman accomplishes what I could only dream about....he beats on circus freaks.
Batman Returns for the NES is based on the movie of the same name. I loved the movie...and I like this game. It does a really good job of following as close to the movie as you can expect a NES game to do. I loved the mo... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Heavy Weapon: Atomic Tank
For some reason, a messy screen filled with efffects, 'splosions, and loudness is a lot of fun.
I admit it. I'm kind of a snob about art...and art design in particular. I like things to be nice and neat and clean. I like things to look elegant and tasteful. I like the things on my screen to be very minimalistic and... Read Full Review
1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
Patapon
Pata-Pata-Pata-PON!
Hey kids....do ya like music? Do ya like cute little graphic designy native peoples? Do ya like charming levels of gameplay? Do ya like vidja games so hard that they make you hate all of those things, not to mention a gr... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Ali Baba and 40 Thieves
Very few people know that Ali Baba was Pac-Man's borderline retarded cousin.
Ali Baba and the 40 thieves is a great little story. You see kids, once upon a time, there was a yellow blob with a red hat named Ali Baba. He lived in a world of blackness and poorly constructed brick walls. Ali Baba wa... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Remember when games were hard? Call of Duty 4 does.
Do you like breathtaking graphics? What about awesome noises? Kick ass gamplay? What about dying...a lot? Well, if you like all these things, you'll LOVE Call of Duty 4. This is the 4th installment of this popular fra... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpfulWorld Series Baseball 2K2
Get right into the stadium of your favorite baseball team without being charged $14 for a hot dog.
They say that baseball is America's pastime. I say getting one over on our fellow man is America's pastime...but baseball is a close second. So if dishonesty is #1, hitting a projectile with a big stick is #2, then video... Read Full Review
0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Batman: Vengeance
Batman: Vengeance is like a big beautiful cake.....made of poop.
I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that this Batman game has a lot going for it. Great content. An awesome story. Cool characters. Awesome mood. Terrific graphics. Great voice work. The bad news is... Read Full Review
0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
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