Most unlikely F1 Newspaper headlines!!!!!!

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#651 Redders1989
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At the Renault camp during the Young Driver Test Days...

BERTRAND: "Hey guys, what's for lunch?"
TEAM: "Baguette!"
BERTRAND: "That's not even funny anymore."

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Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa become such good buddy's they decide to buy a house together
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The entire F1 paddock is rumoured to be watching Goodison Park closely, as Everton are possibly going to play Adam Forshaw in their first team against BATE Borisov.
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"Bernie Ecclestone demands cuts in ticket prices"!
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Fernando Alonso takes Kimi's cheekyness one step too far whilst trying to eat an Ice-cream whilst driving at the Bahrain GP

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Whilst in a race-long battle for the win in Bahrain, leader Jenson Button's car suddenly breaks down on the final lap, handing Lewis Hamilton the victory.

Button was livid. It was Rage Against The Machine at number 1.

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Kimi Raikkonen is unsure about the new WRC rules. Instead of hitting other drivers you hit Kangaroos?
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#658 Redders1989
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RALF: I'm returning to F1 with Sauber.
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#659 Avenger1324
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Schumacher wins 8th drivers title, 4 years after retiring
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#660 Redders1989
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With crowd problems in Istanbul, organisers of the Turkish GP ask CodeMasters for their recordings of the over-enthusiastic fans from the F1 2009 video game in order to play the clip during the actual Turkish GP.
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KA becomes more reliable than Brawn and does things on time!
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#662 Redders1989
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HARTLEY: Leaving Red Bull/Toro Rosso two weeks before Bourdais was kicked out was still a good move.

*kicks wall*

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#663 KimisApprentice
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Made me sad BIG TIME when that happened, it would have been awesome to have a New Zealander back in formula 1.
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Stefan GP will not race in 2010, even if a space becomes available. Their cars have been recalled to check the brakes and accelerators...
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#665 KimisApprentice
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USF1 make it onto the grid.
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#666 Redders1989
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FIA to investigate lack of action in F1PU's Unlikely Headlines thread.
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#667 Redders1989
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Virgin Racing are the first team to rely totally on CFD: Contentless Fuel Design.
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#668 Redders1989
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Alonso caught calling police in Australia on Friday.
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For one whole Grand Prix weekend, no driver manages to say the words "For sure"
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Australian GP boss Ron Walker left off guestlist for F1's first theatre production, performed by the drivers.
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Alonso drives to Maranello to discuss with the team about reliability worries... until his engine pops and he has to walk the last two miles.
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The cleaner of Williams' trophy cabinet is called in for questioning after tonnes of dust above the UK skies halts flights.
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Bernie unveils revised F1 Calendar: Bahrain, Oz, Malaysia, Shanghai, Shanghai, Shanghai, Shanghai...
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#674 Redders1989
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Latest news is that round 5 of the 2010 F1 World Championship will be an endurance race: 24 cars line-up in Shanghai, finish line in Barcelona.
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#675 kipi19
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Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton are forced to share a rental car and drive all the way back to the UK from Shanghai.
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#676 Redders1989
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F1PU fails to grab top headlines after Redders calls Bernie Ecclestone a "bigoted man".
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Marshals band from wearing ARC reactor after incident at the monaco GP in which a driver by the name of Mr. T Stark was attacked by one such marshal who was wearing the device at the time

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#678 Raikkonen2007
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Bernie leaves F1
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#679 Redders1989
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Renault F1 Team to feature in Black Eyed Peas' latest music video for the single "Im'ma Be".
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#680 Racky_rules
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Redders changes his avatar, it's now only a matter of time before the universe ends
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Redders changes his avatar, it's now only a matter of time before the universe endsRacky_rules

Hell is freezing over as we speak.

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#682 Redders1989
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UKIP disapproves of Mercedes GP taking over Brawn GP.
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#683 Redders1989
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Dear Jenson,

In case of podium finish in the Monaco GP, please remember to park at the start/finish line this year. In the event of failing to remember this, please hitch a lift off Usain Bolt, who will be placed at the pit entrance to help hurry up procedures.

Thanks in advance,

Monaco GP Organisers.

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Lewis Hamilton, McLaren, DNF
Lewis did extraordinarily well to do get his car between the two Red Bulls and it was going to be a cracking result until finally, the Spanish fan with the air rifle behind the Grassy Knoll at Turn 3 managed to get a .22 calibre pellet into the front left. "Dios mio!" that was close, El Diablo almost defeated El Nano. Planet-F1

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#685 Redders1989
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Dogs to obtain tickets for the Turkish GP in future to help the circuit raise money.
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In order to teach Alonso and Ferrari a lesson, race stewards make Alonso do the first lap of the British GP behind the Safety Car.
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#687 Redders1989
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Team F1PU are fined and banned from taking part in any FIA Championship after they failed to enter for the 2010 season. There is no public discussion about which team will replace them, as BEST is looking to secure a deal behind closed doors.

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#688 Redders1989
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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

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#689 KimisApprentice
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Wait.... I know this one....
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#690 Redders1989
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Red Bull gives you wings... but you can have the old one.
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#691 Redders1989
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So... Redders is not far from becoming the longest serving F1PU leader. Can you confirm you understood that message?Race Engineer for Aloushi
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Micheal Schumacher wins eigth world title!

xD

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#693 garfield360uk
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Mini are to enter their car into next seasons Formula One championship. They will only enter a few races next season like USF1 and will enter proper into the 2012 season.

Oh wait, F1 news :P

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Michael Schumacher wins eigth world title!

Michael Schumacher secures 92nd victory!

Michael Schumacher secures 69th pole position!

TheFormulaOne1 hates Micheal Sch, Oh wait that one's true! ;)

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#695 Redders1989
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Fans of Michael Schumacher, disappointed with his comeback, have switched to following Jorge Lorenzo in MotoGP. Despite this, 6 wins out of 9 races (the other three being 2nd places) is not enough for these fans.
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#696 Redders1989
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Experts predict that, with Hamilton's continual progression of worse and worse results at the Italian GP, Lewis will fail to even start next year's event.
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Todays top story "Mclaren driver agrees with mechanic's decision to make pit stop"

in other news Schumacher admits "I have made mistakes"

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#698 OmenIWF
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Lewis Hamilton: FREDDIE STARR ATE MY MCLAREN

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Todays top story "Mclaren driver agrees with mechanic's decision to make pit stop"

in other news Schumacher admits "I have made mistakes"

Garfield360UK
To be fair, a more unlikely headline would be 'McLaren make wise pit stop strategy decision'
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#700 garfield360uk
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Touche sir, touche.