Most unlikely F1 Newspaper headlines!!!!!!

If these rules were impleneted in 2008, It would of seemed that Lewis Hamilton got a thundercloud with 6 laps to go, and he finally used it on the last corner on Timo Glock.

Seems poor Trulli didn't see the banana skin planted by Kubica.

In line with traditional stewarding, Brawn GP are DQ'ed from the 2009 season for having a car with "too much white".

This, in turn, hands Ferrari both Championships.

At least some things never change, eh?

In other news, 111 posts until the devil comments.

With the Management Buyout of Honda, Button is said to be relieved. Not because he has a drive for 2009, but because he doesn't have to wear any "Virgin" gear.Redders1989

Oh really? :P

[QUOTE="Redders1989"]With the Management Buyout of Honda, Button is said to be relieved. Not because he has a drive for 2009, but because he doesn't have to wear any "Virgin" gear.Avenger1324

Oh really? :P

Dun Dun Derrh!

Almost as shocking as Toyota being put to last on qualifying, yet another farse from the FIA (no supprsie there then).

For this season:

Most unlickely headline:

"Mclaren score points" - oooooh do I go there :P

Ferrari worst constructor

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Ross Brawn was left stunned after his cars took a one-two victory in Australia.

The Brawn GP team owner stated that 'with the sponsorship of Sir Richard Branson, Button (from Britain) and Barrichello (from Brazil) driving the cars, with me, Brawn, as team owner, and with Loic Bigois heading the aerodynamics team, I wasn't expecting to win until Bahrain.'

Rumours that Brawn's testing team will comprise Brazilian Enrique Bernoldi and recently-unemployed former ITV man Mark Blundell are reported to be wide of the mark.

Canada replaces abu dhabi on the calender meaning Massa is able to clinch the world championship at the final grand prix now held in Brazil therefore succeeding where he failed 12 months earlier

Ferrari worst constructor

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Avenger1324

McLaren worst constructor

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:D

Olympics hero Rebecca Adlington wins the 2009 Malaysian 300KM swimming race.Redders1989

Woah, its like looking into the future.

Hamilton fights Alonso for Pole Position.Redders1989

haha :lol: 

"Felipe Baby, calm down, it was only a comerical!"Garfield360UK

Adrian Sutil gains a ruling for the Monaco GP in which no Ferrari vehicle may come within 50 yards of his Force India car.

Brawn updates car to distract Kimi

^ Yes! :lol:

"I get out of the car and I like to eat popsicle." :D

Max succeeded by Jean Todt in the FIA.

Worth a shot.

In a shock move Real Madrid decide to enter TWO F1 teams for next year after deciding they were better value for Money than Christiano RonaldoRacky_rules

'Ecclestone U-turns on siverstone closure!'

SHOCKING NEWS: Button fails to win a race!Redders1989

I think Arlo White  got a bit TOO excited by that! :lol:

FIA and FOTA agree their differences by 19th June