It was reported this weekend that from Saturday evening onwards, the Renault team had to use the Red Bull team's toilets after the French team's lavatories were destroyed. There's no evidence to back it up, but look at where the two Renaults qualified, and we'll let you make your own mind up.
TORO ROSSO: "C'mon, when you've got virtually a new car coming for the next race, any team would drop an experienced driver who has a good record in decent cars for a complete rookie!"
Ticket sales increase dramatically for the European GP after the announcement that Jaime Alguersuari will be the only Spanish representative at the Valencian Street Circuit.
Felipe Massa released a statement earlier this morning saying that it was nothing more than what humpty dumpty would of suffered falling off that wall.
Upon waking from his coma to find out Lewis Hamilton had won the Hungarian Grand Prix and that Renault were banned from the next race in Valencia Massa asked to be put back under and not to be woken until he stopped hallucinating.
(i hope Massa's condition does take a turn for the worst or i'm going to feel like a riot idiot)
McLaren admit they swaped this years car for the last one in the Hungarian GP and just put "a smaller wing on and it was good to go".
In other news Brawn GP admit "we may not win the championship" and Button takes it well "I cant blame the car, I have made mistakes, its totally not the car or my team mates fault".
Bourdais also happy with his second place in his well appriciated Toro Rosso team. "I want to thank the guys for the support they gave me".
After weighing all the options, FIA pull a shock turn and grant Team F1PU the 13th place on the grid. Lead by Redders, drivers kipi19 and Racky_rules will challenge the current crop of F1 drivers in the car designed by KimisApprentice.
Got the car all drawn up boys, we'll secure funding from Gamespot, Microsoft and Sony. Yeah. Michael Schumacher and Niki Lauda will be driving our cars too in a test capacity.
Nintendo buy BMW Sauber to rival Microsoft and Sony F1 car. Will use Minardi chasis from 2001 "as it will do" and then add motion controls which drivers can upgrade to motion plus for that proper motion feeling.
Mario Andretti fails to reply to comments that he will be the new Super Mario for Nintendo's car along with his brother Luigi.
After weighing all the options, FIA pull a shock turn and grant Team F1PU the 13th place on the grid. Lead by Redders, drivers kipi19 and Racky_rules will challenge the current crop of F1 drivers in the car designed by KimisApprentice.Redders1989
Before i sign any contracts i want to make sure the won't be any preferential treatment like Renault
Of course there won't be, now what was your name again? I forgot... been too busy making plans with Kip on how to maximise his Championship challenge for 2010.
SCHUMI: "So Bernie, I got the ticket numbers up for you in Valencia, where's my money in return?" BERNIE: "Just gotta wait for the fans to actually attend. If they don't want a refund, you've got it."
BUTTON: I think we'll have a chance at fighting for the Championship this year... TEAM EMPLOYEE: *Whispers* Err, Jens... the car actually has a chance of winning this year... BUTTON: ...I think we need to be realistic and hope we can challenge for 2010.
In a moment of confusion, Christian Horner sends his drivers and 9 team members to South Africa rather than Monza after his claim each weekend is now like "a World Cup Final".
After their geekish MSN conversation was anonymously handed to the BBC to read, Redders and kip will replace David Coulthard and Eddie Jordan as pundits for the 2010 season.
BUTTON: Wow, I can't believe it guys, I'm finally Formula One World Champion! You know, it's been a long road to get to here, and it's been a struggle, especially last Winter when I thought I was out of the sport, but now I stand here and I can truly say I feel overwhe...
KANYE WEST: Yo Jenson, I'm really happy for you man, I'll let you finish in a minute, but Kimi Raikkonen was the best F1 champion! The best F1 champion EVER!
We request your prescence for a pre-race meeting on Sunday, 27th September 2009. Come alone, and do not let anyone know about the meeting. We may no longer work for the team, however we still believe we can help you keep your seat for 2010.
Disaster strikes Rubens again as a red beach ball causes him to crash out of his home GP. It was noted a Liverpool fan was quickly seen running away from the circuit not long after the incident.
In a recent survey, 95% of people asked what would be the first thing they did with the new F1 2009 game replied they would choose Nelson Piquet and Singapore for their first race.
New tyre company 'Quadrilatateral' picks up the contract for tyre supply in 2011. The company is delighted to be able to present it's new square tyre technology to the world at the pinnacle of motorsport.
After realising Jon & Edward from the X-Factor are potentially about to be crowned "worst singers ever", James Blunt & Jacques Villeneuve audition for the 2010 series in order to regain their title.
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