3 attacks on the bible that atheists can no longer use.

1. If God created everything, who created GOD?

Answer: God created time, thus the beginning does not apply to him, because he created it.

2. If the earth is only 10,000 years old, explain starlight and how it takes billions of years to reach earth

Answer: God created that light in transit.

3. Why is the Old testament God so evil? (I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

You must remember that My god...OUR god is a kind and wonderful God. And like us, our God is a jealous God. He also is a forgiving God. He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed. And those children deserved their wrath. God warned them and they disobeyed God. And so God sent his wrath upon the wicked.

I wish that people would stop making religion threads.

1. If God created everything, who created GOD?

Answer: God created time, thus the beginning does not apply to him, because he created it.

2. If the earth is only 10,000 years old, explain starlight and how it takes billions of years to reach earth

Answer: God created that light in transit.

3. Why is the Old testament God so evil? (I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

You must remember that My god...OUR god is a kind and wonderful God. And like us, our God is a jealous God. He also is a forgiving God. He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed. And those children deserved their wrath. God warned them and they disobeyed God. And so God sent his wrath upon the wicked.

SaintWalrus

leaving the obvious nonsense that your post contains to any sane logical person the parts i colored red i found them just lol. Great arguments, nice god.

I wish that people would stop making religion threads.

Serraph105

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I wish that people would stop making religion threads.

taterfrickintot

your third point made me lol really hard. troll...unsuccessful? :lol:

He saw the error of his ways SaintWalrus

I wish that people would stop making religion threads.

Serraph105

Agreed. Most of them are pretty dumb.

I wish that people would stop making religion threads.

Serraph105

this

as a christian im even tired of it. Your not changing people's opinion

no god is a douche

and sending me to hell wouldnt punish me satan(mr evil) wouldnt punish the wicket wtf?:lol:

Your not changing people's opinioneboyishere

1. If God created everything, who created GOD?

Answer: God created time, thus the beginning does not apply to him, because he created it.

2. If the earth is only 10,000 years old, explain starlight and how it takes billions of years to reach earth

Answer: God created that light in transit.

3. Why is the Old testament God so evil? (I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

You must remember that My god...OUR god is a kind and wonderful God. And like us, our God is a jealous God. He also is a forgiving God. He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed. And those children deserved their wrath. God warned them and they disobeyed God. And so God sent his wrath upon the wicked.

SaintWalrus

This is a really horrible post. For one, atheists don't use this first argument against god, at least not smart atheists and not in the way you presented it. The correct argument starts with the theist arguing that every effect has a cause, therefore there MUST be a first cause. The atheist then debunks that argument because it is self-refuting. Your premise is fine in theory, but it runs counter to the theist argument. If god created time then not everything has a first cause, ergo god's existence is not necessary. As a further critique, saying "god did it, it doesn't need an explanation," as a rebuttal to every critique isn't very effective. Sure it's possible, but anyone can pull any crazy guess about anything out of their rear ends, doesn't make it a sound argument.

Okay, god created that light in transit so, why, so we would THINK that the universe is billions of years old when it's only thousands of years old, even though he WANTS us to believe that it's only thousands of years old, and even though thinking according to the natural capacities that HE gave us will lead us to believe it's billions of years old and probably to not believe in him, even though he WANTS us to believe in him. Awesome reasoning, there, by a supposedly omnipotent being, sounds a lot more like a spoiled child.

Here's the best one, you say god is kind and then say he isn't kind, way to refute yourself! Makes about as much sense as saying that a kind god would make eternal salvation contingent on our belief in him, then turn around and make all the evidence point to his abscence.

your god is witty,i'd hang out with him..on a really slow sunday.

Not sure if stupid or if troll.

AND IDIOTS like this guy is why the Logical Religious People get a bad rep.... way to go dude.

Okay, god created that light in transit so, why, so we would THINK that the universe is billions of years old when it's only thousands of years old, even though he WANTS us to believe that it's only thousands of years old, and even though thinking according to the natural capacities that HE gave us will lead us to believe it's billions of years old and probably to not believe in him, even though he WANTS us to believe in him. Awesome reasoning, there, by a supposedly omnipotent being, sounds a lot more like a spoiled child.

theone86

You'll just make them think they are smarter. Which was probably your intention.

You'll just make them think they are smarter. Which was probably your intention.

Philokalia

i dont know why do some christians believe that the earth is 10000 years old :lol:

i dont know why do some christians believe that the earth is 10000 years old :lol:

punkpunker

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i dont know why do some christians believe that the earth is 10000 years old :lol:

wis3boi

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i dont know why do some christians believe that the earth is 10000 years old :lol:

FMAB_GTO

AND IDIOTS like this guy is why the Logical Religious People get a bad rep.... way to go dude.

FelipeInside

Logical religious people? There's such a creature in existence?

OUR god is a jealous God

He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed.

SaintWalrus

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AND IDIOTS like this guy is why the Logical Religious People get a bad rep.... way to go dude.

Vaultboy-101

Logical religious people? There's such a creature in existence?

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AND IDIOTS like this guy is why the Logical Religious People get a bad rep.... way to go dude.

Vaultboy-101

Logical religious people? There's such a creature in existence?

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"] Science is wonderful thing eh :PFMAB_GTO

My friend the dinosaur told me he was the first one, he's only 10 years old. Crap, we have been made up memories!

[QUOTE="FMAB_GTO"][QUOTE="FelipeInside"] But to be realistic, no one knows how old it really is...Hatiko

My friend the dinosaur told me he was the first one, he's only 10 years old. Crap, we have been made up memories!

God created 'light in transit' to fool us into thinking the earth is older than it actually is? I can only assume that was the old testament god before he matured a bit the little trickster. Stiill he's paying the price now what with the all these atheists running amok... In fact it would make more sense to suggest the devil made these beams of light when god had one of his infinite number of backs turned. The devils beams of light made atheists as without them they'd be in a pickle.

1 and 2 are ok, but 3? Seriously?
And I'm not even an atheist.

God created 'light in transit' to fool us into thinking the earth is older than it actually is? I can only assume that was the old testament god before he matured a bit the little trickster. Stiill he's paying the price now what with the all these atheists running amok... In fact it would make more sense to suggest the devil made these beams of light when god had one of his infinite number of backs turned. The devils beams of light made atheists as without them they'd be in a pickle.

poptart