3 attacks on the bible that atheists can no longer use.

Religious threads don't go anywhere. It doesn't matter who says what, people never budge on their beliefs

[QUOTE="poptart"]

God created 'light in transit' to fool us into thinking the earth is older than it actually is? I can only assume that was the old testament god before he matured a bit the little trickster. Stiill he's paying the price now what with the all these atheists running amok... In fact it would make more sense to suggest the devil made these beams of light when god had one of his infinite number of backs turned. The devils beams of light made atheists as without them they'd be in a pickle.

SaintWalrus

You shouldn't blaspheme - god still still has a bee in his holy bonnet about it regardless if you're man woman child or even walrus. And if they're saints, well, the harder the spank they get. Be warned, saintwalrus.

Enough with the religious threads and large font size.

Can we stop this now, it's getting stupid.

Please tell me that Tc is trolling because these arguments are just retarded.

1. If God created everything, who created GOD?

Answer: God created time, thus the beginning does not apply to him, because he created it.

2. If the earth is only 10,000 years old, explain starlight and how it takes billions of years to reach earth

Answer: God created that light in transit.

3. Why is the Old testament God so evil? (I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

You must remember that My god...OUR god is a kind and wonderful God. And like us, our God is a jealous God. He also is a forgiving God. He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed. And those children deserved their wrath. God warned them and they disobeyed God. And so God sent his wrath upon the wicked.

SaintWalrus

1. God is unnecessary in that one. The singluarity is just as likely to have started time. Where that came ron, we don't know. But the fact that we don't doesn't give god a free pas. You still have to explain where he came from.

2. Why, if the universe is so young, would god go to so much trouble to make it seem old? Any time some one points to an old universe, creationists just argue that the universe was "created old." or something to that effect. Sorry, it just doesn't work that way. There's no evidence that the universe is youn but created old 6000 years ago, but there is evidence that the universe is old and was formed long ago.

3. How can a kind and wonderful god be jealous? Those are two contradictory claims. If god himself is jealous, why is jealousy on of the 7 deadly sins? If god is forgiving, why do we all have to pay for the mistake Adam and Eve made in the Garden of Eden? If god is perfect (I know you never said he is, but people often do about their gods,) then why would he make a mistke and have to change? Shouldn't he have had it righ from the begining. And the wrath god imposes on people is horrible. Infinite punishment for finite crimes?

Even if your god does exist, he's nt worthy of worship.

But I'm wondering if this is a serious thread. These are very basic argumnts the have been debunked hundreds of times.

.

I wish that people would stop making religion threads.

Serraph105

(I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

SaintWalrus

lol

stupid kids

The only religions that make sense to me are Pantheism, Buddhism, Taoism and maybe even Hinduism but the Abrahamic religions on the other hand (Islam, Christianity and Judaism) must better die quickly for the betterment of humanity.

The Abrahamic religions are dangerously authoritarian religions in the sense that they posit a dictatorial God or being which is above humans that gives orders and you must do exactly as he tells you to do otherwise you will be punished and be sent to Hell. This is clearly barbaric nonsense.

Buddhism, Pantheism and Taosim on the other hand are peaceful religions because they do not give orders and they strive for equality between human beings because they don't posit the existence of an oppressive being who is above humanity in power and authority.

The only religions that make sense to me are Pantheism, Buddhism, Taoism and maybe even Hinduism but the Abrahamic religions on the other hand (Islam, Christianity and Judaism) must better die quickly for the betterment of humanity.

The Abrahamic religions are dangerously authoritarian religions in the sense that they posit a dictatorial God or being which is above humans that gives orders and you must do exactly what he tells you to do otherwise you will be punished and be sent to Hell. This is clearly barbaric nonsense.

Buddhism, Pantheism and Taosim on the other hand are peaceful religions because they do give orders and they strive for equality between human beings because they don't posit the existence of an oppressive being which above humanity in power and authority.

pariah3

Get a load of this guy.

[QUOTE="pariah3"]

The only religions that make sense to me are Pantheism, Buddhism, Taoism and maybe even Hinduism but the Abrahamic religions on the other hand (Islam, Christianity and Judaism) must better die quickly for the betterment of humanity.

The Abrahamic religions are dangerously authoritarian religions in the sense that they posit a dictatorial God or being which is above humans that gives orders and you must do exactly what he tells you to do otherwise you will be punished and be sent to Hell. This is clearly barbaric nonsense.

Buddhism, Pantheism and Taosim on the other hand are peaceful religions because they do give orders and they strive for equality between human beings because they don't posit the existence of an oppressive being which above humanity in power and authority.

Necrifer

Get a load of this guy.

I can never tell if these threads are serious or not.

Hell... Punishment... Peaceful...Buddhism...pariah3

The first point isnt as absurd as it sounds. Because it's similar to what existed before the big bang. I've heard explanations that time and the laws of the universe did not exist before the big bang. The other two points are, however, absurd.

i find these to be funny

god doesn't exist btw

Please leave... I seriously HATE religion and religion threads...

See more on Know Your Meme

Good thread A ++ would read again.Pipsies

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SaintWalrus, how does this make you feel?

Please leave... I seriously HATE religion and religion threads...WILL_423

I believe in God and I am a well known poster who stands up for religion and religious people on here, but your post TC is just terrible. An MS E3 is starting in a few minutes so I don't have the time for this. (Though I am really looking forwar to Sony's and Nintendo's confrences).

The really think there should be a sub-forum for religion. These are getting really out of hand.

a young earth creationist? are you ****ing serious? :lol:

even the westboro baptists laugh at those dudes.

He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed.SaintWalrus

So then God is not inerrant, contrary to what Christians claim. Good to know.

And the other bunch of reasons?

So then God is not inerrant, contrary to what Christians claim. Good to know.

worlock77

Or maybe...

THERE ARE TWO WHOLLY SEPERATE GODS! :o

TC, do you eat shrimp? Or Lobster, or Crab?

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

So then God is not inerrant, contrary to what Christians claim. Good to know.

Necrifer

Or maybe...

THERE ARE TWO WHOLLY SEPERATE GODS! :o

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

So then God is not inerrant, contrary to what Christians claim. Good to know.

Necrifer

Or maybe...

THERE ARE TWO WHOLLY SEPERATE GODS! :o

greek mythology anyone?

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

So then God is not inerrant, contrary to what Christians claim. Good to know.

punkpunker

Or maybe...

THERE ARE TWO WHOLLY SEPERATE GODS! :o

greek mythology anyone?

[QUOTE="punkpunker"]

[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

Or maybe...

THERE ARE TWO WHOLLY SEPERATE GODS! :o

SaintWalrus

greek mythology anyone?

Prove it.

[QUOTE="SaintWalrus"][QUOTE="punkpunker"]

greek mythology anyone?

worlock77

Prove it.

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="SaintWalrus"] Please do not compare a mythology to Christianity One is truth the other is false.SaintWalrus

Prove it.

YOUR CIRCULAR LOGIC WILL NOT WORK ON ME, WIZARD!

SaintWalrus

You mocking my religion?

!??!!?!?!??!!

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="SaintWalrus"] Please do not compare a mythology to Christianity One is truth the other is false.SaintWalrus

Prove it.

I'm not claiming that the Greek myths are real, you're claiming that the Judeo-Christian myths are. so prove it.

[QUOTE="SaintWalrus"][QUOTE="worlock77"]

Prove it.

worlock77

I'm not claiming that the Greek myths are real, you're claiming that the Judeo-Christian myths are. so prove it.

I don't have to prove it The bible tells me so And the bible is flawless because It was written by God.SaintWalrus

Cut that sht out.

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="SaintWalrus"] Ok, Go show me where Tartarus is OR better yet Go talk to Atlas and ask him how the weather is? Greek mythology is false. They are silly outdated concepts formed in a time when the scientific mind of man was weak and feeble. It was formed from a know-nothingness desire to know the universe.SaintWalrus

I'm not claiming that the Greek myths are real, you're claiming that the Judeo-Christian myths are. so prove it.

- Yes, you do.

- You believe everything you read?

- No, it isn't.

- No, it wasn't. Not even the most stubbornly devout Christians will claim that the Bible was actually written by God himself.