3 attacks on the bible that atheists can no longer use.

[QUOTE="wis3boi"][QUOTE="FelipeInside"] Well, something created us didn't it? You can go to the evolution theory, but something created the first creature didn't they? I don't know how much God has to do with choosing every person that is ever born, I'll let you know when I die and ask him ;)FelipeInside

As these clouds cooled and condensed (and clumped together) they started to form new stars, the remaining gases orbited their own new star and formed the planetary systems we see today. This took place over about 10 billions years and the early solar system was extremely chaotic with over a hundred planets orbiting the sun.

One small planet almost destroyed the earth, instead it just ripped off a large chunk of crust and created our moon which, through gravity, caused tidal forces and mixed all the amino acids and proteins together which helped our planet harbour and grow life

That a decent enough explanation for ya?

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="wis3boi"] Chemical reactions in Earth's early stages spawned single celled organisms that lived and fed off of heat vents under water about 3.5 billion years ago. It all springs from that.chaoscougar1

As these clouds cooled and condensed (and clumped together) they started to form new stars, the remaining gases orbited their own new star and formed the planetary systems we see today. This took place over about 10 billions years and the early solar system was extremely chaotic with over a hundred planets orbiting the sun.

One small planet almost destroyed the earth, instead it just ripped off a large chunk of crust and created our moon which, through gravity, caused tidal forces and mixed all the amino acids and proteins together which helped our planet harbour and grow life

That a decent enough explanation for ya?

Perfect explanation.

Who created the Big Bang?

Guys, I'm not here to convince anyone if there is a God. If u don't believe in one then I respect that. But please respect my beliefs and don't treat me as illogical or stupid cause I belief in them (I know u didn't, but you know what I mean)

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"]

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"] Who created the Earth and chemicals ;)FelipeInside

As these clouds cooled and condensed (and clumped together) they started to form new stars, the remaining gases orbited their own new star and formed the planetary systems we see today. This took place over about 10 billions years and the early solar system was extremely chaotic with over a hundred planets orbiting the sun.

One small planet almost destroyed the earth, instead it just ripped off a large chunk of crust and created our moon which, through gravity, caused tidal forces and mixed all the amino acids and proteins together which helped our planet harbour and grow life

That a decent enough explanation for ya?

Perfect explanation.

Who created the Big Bang?

Guys, I'm not here to convince anyone if there is a God. If u don't believe in one then I respect that. But please respect my beliefs and don't treat me as illogical or stupid cause I belief in them (I know u didn't, but you know what I mean)

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"]

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"] Who created the Earth and chemicals ;)FelipeInside

As these clouds cooled and condensed (and clumped together) they started to form new stars, the remaining gases orbited their own new star and formed the planetary systems we see today. This took place over about 10 billions years and the early solar system was extremely chaotic with over a hundred planets orbiting the sun.

One small planet almost destroyed the earth, instead it just ripped off a large chunk of crust and created our moon which, through gravity, caused tidal forces and mixed all the amino acids and proteins together which helped our planet harbour and grow life

That a decent enough explanation for ya?

Perfect explanation.

Who created the Big Bang?

Guys, I'm not here to convince anyone if there is a God. If u don't believe in one then I respect that. But please respect my beliefs and don't treat me as illogical or stupid cause I belief in them (I know u didn't, but you know what I mean)

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"] About 300,000 years after the big bang, the first stars started to form. These stars were massive, burned hot and burned fast. In their cores the intense heat and pressure caused lighter elements to combine into heavier elements. So from hydrogen and helium we got such elements as carbon, nitrogen and oxygen. When these massive stars ran out of fuel and died, they exploded on a scale we cannot fathom. This sent their enriched cores flying across the universe as gas clouds.

As these clouds cooled and condensed (and clumped together) they started to form new stars, the remaining gases orbited their own new star and formed the planetary systems we see today. This took place over about 10 billions years and the early solar system was extremely chaotic with over a hundred planets orbiting the sun.

One small planet almost destroyed the earth, instead it just ripped off a large chunk of crust and created our moon which, through gravity, caused tidal forces and mixed all the amino acids and proteins together which helped our planet harbour and grow life

That a decent enough explanation for ya?

chaoscougar1

Perfect explanation.

Who created the Big Bang?

Guys, I'm not here to convince anyone if there is a God. If u don't believe in one then I respect that. But please respect my beliefs and don't treat me as illogical or stupid cause I belief in them (I know u didn't, but you know what I mean)

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"][QUOTE="FelipeInside"]

Perfect explanation.

Who created the Big Bang?

Guys, I'm not here to convince anyone if there is a God. If u don't believe in one then I respect that. But please respect my beliefs and don't treat me as illogical or stupid cause I belief in them (I know u didn't, but you know what I mean)

FelipeInside

The laws of physics inside black holes (wich essentially what the pre-big bang was) dictates that time could not exist there and then. Inside a black hole, light is warped, time is warped, and the laws of our universe do not apply.

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"][QUOTE="chaoscougar1"] Well you originally were implying God created the earth and basic chemicals So that sorta diminshes the value of your opinion Also, time and space did not exist before the big bang So its almost irrelevantwis3boi

The laws of physics inside black holes (wich essentially what the pre-big bang was) dictates that time could not exist there and then. Inside a black hole, light is warped, time is warped, and the laws of our universe do not apply.

Well thats my daily dose of OT awesomethreadsauce.

Also I appreciate all the comments whereby people try and explain relatively complex things such as how time works and is effected to those who can not understand it and reply with complete ignorance. That has been the problem with explaining how we percieve to understand the universe, its just not as simple as "god made it" which to alot of people is alot eaiser to understand ;).

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]I thought god was supposed to be perfect? You don't 'realize the error of your ways' and change when you're perfect. You can make up an answer for anything to rationalize it. It doesn't mean it has any factual backing whatsoever. It's the same thing as, oh wait, EVERY MOVIE EVER where unanswerable things happen. You can make up answers and you can't prove them and they can't be disproven because there is no answer. Except here, and like every other religious argument, where pulling things out of your ass is a completely valid argument tactic in terms of God.SaintWalrus

Are you suffering from brain damage?

Well thats my daily dose of OT awesomethreadsauce.

Also I appreciate all the comments whereby people try and explain relatively complex things such as how time works and is effected to those who can not understand it and reply with complete ignorance. That has been the problem with explaining how we percieve to understand the universe, its just not as simple as "god made it" which to alot of people is alot eaiser to understand ;).

o0squishy0o

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"]

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"] Who created the Earth and chemicals ;)FelipeInside

As these clouds cooled and condensed (and clumped together) they started to form new stars, the remaining gases orbited their own new star and formed the planetary systems we see today. This took place over about 10 billions years and the early solar system was extremely chaotic with over a hundred planets orbiting the sun.

One small planet almost destroyed the earth, instead it just ripped off a large chunk of crust and created our moon which, through gravity, caused tidal forces and mixed all the amino acids and proteins together which helped our planet harbour and grow life

That a decent enough explanation for ya?

Perfect explanation.

Who created the Big Bang?

Guys, I'm not here to convince anyone if there is a God. If u don't believe in one then I respect that. But please respect my beliefs and don't treat me as illogical or stupid cause I belief in them (I know u didn't, but you know what I mean)

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"][QUOTE="FelipeInside"]

Perfect explanation.

Who created the Big Bang?

Guys, I'm not here to convince anyone if there is a God. If u don't believe in one then I respect that. But please respect my beliefs and don't treat me as illogical or stupid cause I belief in them (I know u didn't, but you know what I mean)

FelipeInside

^^ and U sir get Prize number 1 for putting words in my mouth , lol....

Where did I say I just think its God cause I don't want to understand complex theories?

Where did I mention the bible?

I believe in those scientific theories just like you, I just believe that something created it...whilst you don't correct?

I swear you theists are sometimes dumber than a bag of hammers. You're fighting athiesm as if its some lunatic guild of another delusional realm of imaginary friends.

Can't you comprehend?

We're just more intellectually liberal than you.

Not paranoid if someone points a middle finger to the ceiling and some bearded flying guy comes in the sky raping us down to where some red horned goatman lives.

Atheism is basically exploring your conscience and not being afraid of reflecting your mind in the nature of reality without imprisoning it in a box of obviously man made principles in a cheap overrated politically corrected fairy tale.

I swear you theists are sometimes dumber than a bag of hammers. You're fighting athiesm as if its some lunatic guild of another delusional realm of imaginary friends.

Can't you comprehend?

We're just more intellectually liberal than you.

Not paranoid if someone points a middle finger to the ceiling and some bearded flying guy comes in the sky raping us down to where some red horned goatman lives.

Atheism is basically exploring your conscience and not being afraid of reflecting your mind in the nature of reality without imprisoning it in a box of obviously man made principles in a cheap overrated politically corrected fairy tale.

l-lord

^^ and U sir get Prize number 1 for putting words in my mouth , lol....

Where did I say I just think its God cause I don't want to understand complex theories?

Where did I mention the bible?

I believe in those scientific theories just like you, I just believe that something created it...whilst you don't correct?

FelipeInside

[QUOTE="FelipeInside"]

^^ and U sir get Prize number 1 for putting words in my mouth , lol....

Where did I say I just think its God cause I don't want to understand complex theories?

Where did I mention the bible?

I believe in those scientific theories just like you, I just believe that something created it...whilst you don't correct?

chaoscougar1

1. If God created everything, who created GOD?

Answer: God created time, thus the beginning does not apply to him, because he created it.

2. If the earth is only 10,000 years old, explain starlight and how it takes billions of years to reach earth

Answer: God created that light in transit.

3. Why is the Old testament God so evil? (I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

You must remember that My god...OUR god is a kind and wonderful God. And like us, our God is a jealous God. He also is a forgiving God. He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed. And those children deserved their wrath. God warned them and they disobeyed God. And so God sent his wrath upon the wicked.

SaintWalrus

[QUOTE="taterfrickintot"][QUOTE="Serraph105"]

I wish that people would stop making religion threads.

Chris_Williams

[QUOTE="Crunchy_Nuts"][QUOTE="jshaas"] Gravity of the moonchaoscougar1

Prove it.

Who the **** slept with my wife!!!????

Answer: God knows!

[QUOTE="Treflis"]

[QUOTE="SaintWalrus"]

3. Why is the Old testament God so evil? (I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

You must remember that My god...OUR god is a kind and wonderful God. And like us, our God is a jealous God. He also is a forgiving God. He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed. And those children deserved their wrath. God warned them and they disobeyed God. And so God sent his wrath upon the wicked.

Kocelot

But Jealousy is a sin.

But..does that mean he is flawed since he too sins.

1. If God created everything, who created GOD?

Answer: God created time, thus the beginning does not apply to him, because he created it.

2. If the earth is only 10,000 years old, explain starlight and how it takes billions of years to reach earth

Answer: God created that light in transit.

3. Why is the Old testament God so evil? (I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

You must remember that My god...OUR god is a kind and wonderful God. And like us, our God is a jealous God. He also is a forgiving God. He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed. And those children deserved their wrath. God warned them and they disobeyed God. And so God sent his wrath upon the wicked.

SaintWalrus

1: Super Fail.

2: Fail.

3: Fail.

Try again troll.

[QUOTE="Kocelot"][QUOTE="Treflis"] Hold on, He's a Jealous God?

But Jealousy is a sin.

But..does that mean he is flawed since he too sins.

SaintWalrus

wow. Just so you know, you weren't suppost to eat the paint chips.

[QUOTE="Kocelot"][QUOTE="Treflis"] Hold on, He's a Jealous God?

But Jealousy is a sin.

But..does that mean he is flawed since he too sins.

SaintWalrus

This sums it up pretty well...

The root idea in the Old Testament word jealous is to become intensely red. It seems to refer to the changing color of the face or the rising heat of the emotions which are associated with intense zeal or fervor over something dear to us. In fact, both the Old and New Testament words for jealousy are also translated "zeal." Being jealous and being zealous are essentially the same thing in the Bible. God is zealous, eager about protecting what is precious to Him.

[QUOTE="SaintWalrus"][QUOTE="Kocelot"]The awkward moment where atheists know more than religious fools. LOLjshaas

This sums it up pretty well...

The root idea in the Old Testament word jealous is to become intensely red. It seems to refer to the changing color of the face or the rising heat of the emotions which are associated with intense zeal or fervor over something dear to us. In fact, both the Old and New Testament words for jealousy are also translated "zeal." Being jealous and being zealous are essentially the same thing in the Bible. God is zealous, eager about protecting what is precious to Him.

lmao, oh religion.

1. If God created everything, who created GOD?

Answer: God created time, thus the beginning does not apply to him, because he created it.

2. If the earth is only 10,000 years old, explain starlight and how it takes billions of years to reach earth

Answer: God created that light in transit.

3. Why is the Old testament God so evil? (I.E why did he maul 42 children with bears?)

You must remember that My god...OUR god is a kind and wonderful God. And like us, our God is a jealous God. He also is a forgiving God. He saw the error of his ways and gladly changed. And those children deserved their wrath. God warned them and they disobeyed God. And so God sent his wrath upon the wicked.

SaintWalrus

[QUOTE="taterfrickintot"][QUOTE="Serraph105"]

I wish that people would stop making religion threads.

Chris_Williams

This thread is a waste of bandwidth and electricity.Zeviander

[QUOTE="Chris_Williams"][QUOTE="taterfrickintot"] This.Broomes70

That.

... Not sure if serious (this thread)

This thread really, really sucks d!ck. I wonder what that says about OP.

OP is a f*****

OP is a f*****

DroidPhysX

This, too.