A velociraptor breaks into your room..

A velociraptor breaks into your room and you have to grab one item in your room to defend yourself with.... What do you choose?

I'd beat his brains in with a dumbell.

I'd piss on him

I'd piss on him

NukaNuked

I'll stab it with the knives that I keep by me bed.

"well looks like i'm dead"

Clever girl...

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I'd piss on him

22Toothpicks

Just for today.

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="NukaNuked"]

I'd piss on him

NukaNuked

Just for today.

Nothing will defend you from a raptor short of an elephant gun. Clearly, the best option is to jump out the window and hope he doesn't follow you.

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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] You have a fascination with urine? You suggested in the thread about police brutality that the individual piss on the window.22Toothpicks

Just for today.

Thank god, because I don't.

Pffff, 2 foot tall 30lb dinosaur would go down with one swift kick to the head.

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Just for today.

NukaNuked

Thank god, because I don't.

I guess one of my wife's katana swords.nocoolnamejim

I guess one of my wife's katana swords.nocoolnamejim

Wow, how cool is your wife? I wish I had a wife with swords.

In the event a velociraptor broke into my room, I'm sure I'd have a mini gun in my room, so I'd use that.

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]I guess one of my wife's katana swords.TheHighWind

Wow, how cool is your wife? I wish I had a wife with swords.

That is pretty cool. My dad owns a replica of a midevil sowrd. (pardon the misspelling the correct spelling escapes my mind at the moment.) And it's sharpened.

This would be the most likely thing to be accessible:

Which probably wouldn't work, and I'd still die horribly.

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[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]I guess one of my wife's katana swords.turtlethetaffer

Wow, how cool is your wife? I wish I had a wife with swords.

That is pretty cool. My dad owns a replica of a midevil sowrd. (pardon the misspelling the correct spelling escapes my mind at the moment.) And it's sharpened.

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]I guess one of my wife's katana swords.mrmusicman247

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[QUOTE="TheHighWind"]

Wow, how cool is your wife? I wish I had a wife with swords.

nocoolnamejim

That is pretty cool. My dad owns a replica of a midevil sowrd. (pardon the misspelling the correct spelling escapes my mind at the moment.) And it's sharpened.

I must meet your wife. (At a safe distance of course.) I want to marry a girl as cool as that...

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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Maybe you have piss in your eyes? ._.22Toothpicks

I tried to piss in my own eyes today, it's impossible, trust me.

Ugh, I have to stop with piss jokes getting to many moderations......

I'd kill it with my lava lamp.

It wouldn't be the first time a raptor died of lava...

The only things on my desk are videogame related, and I'm not gonna trash those.

I guess I'd just die.

I'd kill it with my lava lamp.

It wouldn't be the first time a raptor died of lava...

DaJuicyMan

too soon, dude...too soon

:P

Take the claymore off my wall and have at it.

Take the claymore off my wall and have at it.

The-Tree

Major props for using an explosive on a dinosaur during close-range combat.

If it was Philosoraptor, I'd ask him a not-really-but-kind-of profound question and let him think about that while I run.

Otherwise, I'll use my bowling pin.

a wooden stool

If it was Philosoraptor, I'd ask him a not-really-but-kind-of profound question and let him think about that while I run.

Otherwise, I'll use my bowling pin.

zeldaluff

I'm finished!