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#1 123625
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Here is a simple question to you Atheist.

If god is real and lets say you die. Lets also say you are bought before him ok, to i dont know plead your case.

Now you are Atheist, you did not beleive in God when you died and lets say he gives you a chance to explain yourself to him.

What will you say to a god. What will you say in your defence against the all perfect and powerful being?

To be fair i will answerquestion that Atheist are likely to ask. What if god doesnt exist and i die?

Well it wont really matter cause my existence and concsious will be deleted and i will have no will.

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#2 Choga
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I would flip him off.
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#3 Dracargen
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Why do we have all of these "Questions for atheists" topics?

Anyway, all you'll get are sarcastic answers with the occasional "Why didn't you give me reason to believe you"s.

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#4 Clamwich
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I would say: "Oops, my bad."
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#5 wemhim
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I will say that I'm a mere human. Because I am. I don't think such a simple being could possibly know the answer to lifes greaterst mystery.
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#6 Big_Bad_Sad
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"I dont believe in you". Then start my own heaven with alcohol, gambling and hookers.
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#7 Cute_Red_Panda
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I'm not Atheist, but I would think they would say to God that he didn't show proof he exist. Can I ask you a question? Do you believe in Santa Claus of Big foot?
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#8 Video_Game_King
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I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.
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#9 olion
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Your title should be "Atheist's, what would you say to God..."
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#10 OptimusPrimo
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i wouldnt say anything because he doesnt exist and id be dead. dead people dont speak and noone has a soul/spirit.

btw why do you care about the religious views of people you'll never see in real life?

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#11 wemhim
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I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.Video_Game_King
I don't get what you're saying? Because he exists out of time or something like that? I dun get it...
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#12 _Marisa_
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Well, I'm Agnostic but I'd say something like...

"You sit here with all this power and watch and allow people to suffer and die everyday, then wonder why I question your existance."

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#13 OptimusPrimo
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"I dont believe in you". Then start my own heaven with alcohol, gambling and hookers.Big_Bad_Sad

your heaven is my new religion.

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#14 azrealhk
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Probably be meeting the devil instead.
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#15 JML897
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What would Christians say if the god was one very different from the one they worship? Heck, by worshipping a false god, it may just make the "real" god (if there is one) angrier than if you worshipped no god at all.

I love this quote:
"When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts

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I would either flip him off and tell him to let me rot in Hell for being a jackass who doesn't help people or help people to believe he exists... or I would wake up from my awful nightmare. :|

"I dont believe in you". Then start my own heaven with alcohol, gambling and hookers.Big_Bad_Sad

BENDER FTW!!

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[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.wemhim
I don't get what you're saying? Because he exists out of time or something like that? I dun get it...

Here is a paradox... Can an omnipotent (all-powerful) being create a being stronger than him?

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[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.Cute_Red_Panda

I don't get what you're saying? Because he exists out of time or something like that? I dun get it...

Here is a paradox... Can an omnipotent (all-powerful) being create a being stronger than him?

Ahhh... I see what you mean...
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#19 tzar3
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I would tell him that I still dont believe in him. just to see what he would do.

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[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.Cute_Red_Panda

I don't get what you're saying? Because he exists out of time or something like that? I dun get it...

Here is a paradox... Can an omnipotent (all-powerful) being create a being stronger than him?

i prefer the simpsons one: can god microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?
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I would ask for ID how else would i know hes God or not unless he has it tattooed on his forehead i would except that as proof..
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[QUOTE="Cute_Red_Panda"][QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.dooly420

I don't get what you're saying? Because he exists out of time or something like that? I dun get it...

Here is a paradox... Can an omnipotent (all-powerful) being create a being stronger than him?

i prefer the simpsons one: can god microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

I prefer the one from the Movie. "Why do they care? They're all in there praying to their phoney baloni God!"

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[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.Cute_Red_Panda

I don't get what you're saying? Because he exists out of time or something like that? I dun get it...

Here is a paradox... Can an omnipotent (all-powerful) being create a being stronger than him?

No. . .because that's a logical impossibility. God can't make four-sided square, nor can He lie. There is more than one definition to omnipotence.

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#24 sandroDX
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I would say "why the heck are you speaking to me when you could be helping countless people who pray everyday and ask for you help?"
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#25 Sajo7
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Ask him to please not put me in the room next to the noisy ice machine.

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[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.Cute_Red_Panda

I don't get what you're saying? Because he exists out of time or something like that? I dun get it...

Here is a paradox... Can an omnipotent (all-powerful) being create a being stronger than him?

Yes he could while still being the most powerful being in existence.

He's just that good.

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Here is a simple question to you Atheist.

If god is real and lets say you die. Lets also say you are bought before him ok, to i dont know plead your case.

Now you are Atheist, you did not beleive in God when you died and lets say he gives you a chance to explain yourself to him.

What will you say to a god. What will you say in your defence against the all perfect and powerful being?

To be fair i will answerquestion that Atheist are likely to ask. What if god doesnt exist and i die?

Well it wont really matter cause my existence and concsious will be deleted and i will have no will.

123625

If you're idea of religion is simply covering all your bases on the chance that god might exist, then I'm guessing you'll wind up right beside me in hell. That said, I would tell god that all he had to do for my faith is say hi once in a while.

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#28 Cute_Red_Panda
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[QUOTE="Cute_Red_Panda"]

[QUOTE="wemhim"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]I'll present him with a pardox and watch him try to solve it. It would be impossible, so he can't really exist within our existence.Dracargen

I don't get what you're saying? Because he exists out of time or something like that? I dun get it...

Here is a paradox... Can an omnipotent (all-powerful) being create a being stronger than him?

No. . .because that's a logical impossibility. God can't make four-sided square, nor can He lie. There is more than one definition to omnipotence.

I think you meant a four-sided triangle. But if you say no, then you admitting that the beings isn't all powerful. Same if you say yes, hence a paradox.

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God can't make four-sided square,Dracargen
intriguing.
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#30 Putzwapputzen
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well im a Christian and i know im going to Heaven :D
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#31 Dracargen
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I think you meant a four-sided triangle. But if you say no, then you admitting that the beings isn't all powerful. Same if you say yes, hence a paradox.

Cute_Red_Panda

Yes, that's what I meant. Anyway, I can say yes or no and still have God be all-powerful, and here's why:

There are two definitions to omni-potence: God can do anything imaginable. Since this is the one you had in mind, I'll start with this. If God meets this definition, then He can make a four-sided circle, and He can make a being more powerful than Him, while still being the most powerful being. Sure, it's a contradiction, but so what? God, being all-powerful, can make contradictions true and non-contradictory.

The second--and more applicable--definition is: God can do anything within logical reason. God can do things humans couldn't dream of, but He cannot make a four-sided circle, because that is logically impossible. He is still omnipotent, but cannot do the logically impossible. Therefore, God cannot make a being more powerful than Him, because, since He's all-powerful, that is a logical impossibility.

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#32 Etherninty
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I'm not Atheist, neither Religious but if he's God, he's suppose to know everything, why tell him something ? Other than ask him a question. Anyways, a good question would be "What's the best question that I could ask you?", then ask the best question.

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[QUOTE="Dracargen"] God can't make four-sided square,dooly420
intriguing.

Typo. I meant circle.

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#34 Dargiboo
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Well, I'm Agnostic but I'd say something like...

"You sit here with all this power and watch and allow people to suffer and die everyday, then wonder why I question your existance."

_Marisa_

I'm Agnostic as well.

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[QUOTE="Cute_Red_Panda"]

I think you meant a four-sided triangle. But if you say no, then you admitting that the beings isn't all powerful. Same if you say yes, hence a paradox.

Dracargen

Yes, that's what I meant. Anyway, I can say yes or no and still have God be all-powerful, and here's why:

There are two definitions to omni-potence: God can do anything imaginable. Since this is the one you had in mind, I'll start with this. If God meets this definition, then He can make a four-sided circle, and He can make a being more powerful than Him, while still being the most powerful being. Sure, it's a contradiction, but so what? God, being all-powerful, can make contradictions true and non-contradictory.

The second--and more applicable--definition is: God can do anything within logical reason. God can do things humans couldn't dream of, but He cannot make a four-sided circle, because that is logically impossible. He is still omnipotent, but cannot do the logically impossible. Therefore, God cannot make a being more powerful than Him, because, since He's all-powerful, that is a logical impossibility.

If you had one chance to speak with God why would you want to waste it argueing about the semantics of shapes and omni-potence?

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I would tell him what I've always said I would probably tell God.

Either: 'You should have seen this coming since you are supposedly omnipotent and I shouldn't have to explain myself'

or

'Thanks for helping Joe Schmoe find his keys while my grandma had a heart attack.'

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"I did it for the lulz"
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[QUOTE="Dracargen"][QUOTE="Cute_Red_Panda"]

I think you meant a four-sided triangle. But if you say no, then you admitting that the beings isn't all powerful. Same if you say yes, hence a paradox.

darkmoney52

Yes, that's what I meant. Anyway, I can say yes or no and still have God be all-powerful, and here's why:

There are two definitions to omni-potence: God can do anything imaginable. Since this is the one you had in mind, I'll start with this. If God meets this definition, then He can make a four-sided circle, and He can make a being more powerful than Him, while still being the most powerful being. Sure, it's a contradiction, but so what? God, being all-powerful, can make contradictions true and non-contradictory.

The second--and more applicable--definition is: God can do anything within logical reason. God can do things humans couldn't dream of, but He cannot make a four-sided circle, because that is logically impossible. He is still omnipotent, but cannot do the logically impossible. Therefore, God cannot make a being more powerful than Him, because, since He's all-powerful, that is a logical impossibility.

If you had one chance to speak with God why would you want to waste it argueing about the semantics of shapes and omni-potence?

When I speak to God, I'm going to ask every question I can think up, whether the answer seems obvious or not. Because I'm going to want to know EVERYTHING about God.

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If you had one chance to speak with God why would you want to waste it argueing about the semantics of shapes and omni-potence?darkmoney52

On the contrary, why wouldn't you talk about that?

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I'll say "well, I tried to be a good person, but hell, I just didn't think you exist. You gave me reason not to, apparently. So let's not hold grudges, eh chum?" if that happens.
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[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]If you had one chance to speak with God why would you want to waste it argueing about the semantics of shapes and omni-potence?Sajo7

On the contrary, why wouldn't you talk about that?

I think I'd rather ask more important questions:Do you like Seinfeild as much as I do? "Are you Christian or Muslim, cause I was kinda looking forward to the whole 67 virgins thing"

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Here is a simple question to you Atheist.

If god is real and lets say you die. Lets also say you are bought before him ok, to i dont know plead your case.

Now you are Atheist, you did not beleive in God when you died and lets say he gives you a chance to explain yourself to him.

What will you say to a god. What will you say in your defence against the all perfect and powerful being?

To be fair i will answerquestion that Atheist are likely to ask. What if god doesnt exist and i die?

Well it wont really matter cause my existence and concsious will be deleted and i will have no will.

123625

I would say..."your real? oh god dam it!"

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[QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]If you had one chance to speak with God why would you want to waste it argueing about the semantics of shapes and omni-potence?darkmoney52

On the contrary, why wouldn't you talk about that?

I think I'd rather ask more important questions:Do you like Seinfeild as much as I do? "Are you Christian or Muslim, cause I was kinda looking forward to the whole 67 virgins thing"

Eh, after two months they're not virgins anymore.

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[QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]If you had one chance to speak with God why would you want to waste it argueing about the semantics of shapes and omni-potence?darkmoney52

On the contrary, why wouldn't you talk about that?

I think I'd rather ask more important questions:Do you like Seinfeild as much as I do? "Are you Christian or Muslim, cause I was kinda looking forward to the whole 67 virgins thing"

Not muslim but i can tell you its 72 virgins and 300 boys or something.

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Im not atheist but i would just stare and smile :)
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[QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]If you had one chance to speak with God why would you want to waste it argueing about the semantics of shapes and omni-potence?darkmoney52

On the contrary, why wouldn't you talk about that?

I think I'd rather ask more important questions:Do you like Seinfeild as much as I do? "Are you Christian or Muslim, cause I was kinda looking forward to the whole 67 virgins thing"

Why would you want 67 virgins after you die?

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[QUOTE="darkmoney52"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]If you had one chance to speak with God why would you want to waste it argueing about the semantics of shapes and omni-potence?Cute_Red_Panda

On the contrary, why wouldn't you talk about that?

I think I'd rather ask more important questions:Do you like Seinfeild as much as I do? "Are you Christian or Muslim, cause I was kinda looking forward to the whole 67 virgins thing"

Why would you want 67 virgins after you die?

:lol:

Why indeeeeeeed?

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I would ask him to forgive me.

I'm sure the mind****ery of it all would force him to implode anyway.

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[QUOTE="Dracargen"] God can't make four-sided square,dooly420
intriguing.

If God cant and I can, does that make me better than God?
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#50 FamiBox
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Won't happen