Hmm, a fair few:
The Star Wars series - Wow, saw that twist coming a mile away. And oh look, they're comparing sizes with their light sticks. How dull. And Jar Jar must die, please, that would probably be the best scene in a movie ever.
The Matrix movies - That was easy to figure out, though the acting is so wooden that a plank has more life.
300 - It oozes testosterone so much that Popeye wouldn't need spinach, just a tocuh of the case for the movie to get his muscles going.
Jurassic Park - Pretty CGI, so where's the acting? Yes, do run from the big T-Rex when you were told not to move, and please, keep screaming your head off and luring those beautifully rendered raptors over to you. And the movies are done, at last.
Titanic - You know, Decaprio should just keep asking to die in movies, at least that was the only thing about the movie that wasn't told in history! Yes, the ship sinks, now you've seen it, move on.
The recent Star Trek movie: Wait, Kirk is what, 25, 24, he's newly graduated from Starfleet Academy and while he may have saved the Earth from a very bitter Romulan, he still doesn't have the kind of experience needed to be a captain. But hey, this is Hollywood, let's just give him command of the Federation flagship, despite his inexperience as a whole, and send him out to strut his chin and give that winning smile, any wars, no problem, his chin will save the day!
The recent Transformers movies - A mini robot getting fresh with a young woman's leg, oookay. An OAP robot who shoots parachutes out his tail pipe, teens who need cold showers, majorly,and Megatron being defeated by the male teen hero. And there were some other Transformers there somewhere when the humans were done talking and struting. And there's more, but I think it's best to say nothing more. Bad, so bad.
Lord Of The Rings - Good movies, beautiful, but talk about obsessed over a piece of jewellary. Honestly, villians really need to sort out their lives. So what if it makes you all powerful? Just Ebay!
There's more, but I think I've said what I can.
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