Disaster Movie.....0% at Rotten Tomatoes.

[QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]

When will people learn not to watch this crap? :|

Bring good movie spoofs back, like Airplane and Spaceballs. :x

zakkro

[QUOTE="zakkro"][QUOTE="the_foreign_guy"]

When will people learn not to watch this crap? :|

Bring good movie spoofs back, like Airplane and Spaceballs. :x

Overrated_Hero

Meet the Spartans got 2%(with just one fresh review), and that didn't stop them. I think there will probably be one reviewer to ruin it and give this a fresh review, giving it 2%...allowing these idiots to keep going! JML897

REviews don't matter with these movies. The sad fact is, people actually DO want to see them. Talk all you want about how Meet The Spartans failed, it beat Rambo at the box office and cost practically nothing to make.

These movies cost pretty much nothing to make, can be made FAST, so that it's possible to throw out several of them in a year's time easily, and they continually make a good profit. Say whatever you want want about the movies being BAD, the fact is that they're a safe bet. That's why we keep on getting them.

Lol. These movies are getting so bad that no one will go see them anymore. Whats next, Sports Movie, Pr0n Movie?honkyjoe

Are those guesses or hopes? :P

These new spoofs, which are simply atrocious, target everything, thus having no coherent story or target of satire other than... celebrities? Cube_of_MooN

I don't understand why people are saying all new spoofs are terrible. :? Tropic Thunder just came out a couple weeks ago, and I thought it was awesome.

Lol. These movies are getting so bad that no one will go see them anymore. Whats next, Sports Movie, Pr0n Movie?honkyjoe

:lol: I woudln't doubt it...sadly.

I'm going to make a movie with 2 hours of black screen and no credits. >_>

Wow. Just wow.

I knew after watching the trailer this would terrible...but this bad!?

I pity the folk that have been waiting for this movie...

I pity the folk that have been waiting for this movie...

Darth_Homer

Considering the last one came out like a month ago, at least they haven't been waiting long.

[QUOTE="JML897"]Meet the Spartans got 2%(with just one fresh review), and that didn't stop them. I think there will probably be one reviewer to ruin it and give this a fresh review, giving it 2%...allowing these idiots to keep going! MrGeezer

REviews don't matter with these movies. The sad fact is, people actually DO want to see them. Talk all you want about how Meet The Spartans failed, it beat Rambo at the box office and cost practically nothing to make.

These movies cost pretty much nothing to make, can be made FAST, so that it's possible to throw out several of them in a year's time easily, and they continually make a good profit. Say whatever you want want about the movies being BAD, the fact is that they're a safe bet. That's why we keep on getting them.

Safe bet? Oh no, that's horrible! I'll need to plant bombs in every theatre to get the profits down!

LOL owned.

Now hopefully they won't come up with more crap.

LOL owned.

Now hopefully they won't come up with more crap.

MoldOnHold

It depends on the sales, and this will do well. Therefore, join me in killing Sephiroth before he makes Video Game Movie or Movie Movie.

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]These new spoofs, which are simply atrocious, target everything, thus having no coherent story or target of satire other than... celebrities? JML897

I don't understand why people are saying all new spoofs are terrible. :? Tropic Thunder just came out a couple weeks ago, and I thought it was awesome.

Tropic Thunder isn't a spoof. It satirizes the industry.

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]

LOL owned.

Now hopefully they won't come up with more crap.

Video_Game_King

It depends on the sales, and this will do well. Therefore, join me in killing Sephiroth before he makes Video Game Movie or Movie Movie.

And I will certainly join you. I'll jump off a bridge if he comes out with Movie Movie.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]

LOL owned.

Now hopefully they won't come up with more crap.

MoldOnHold

It depends on the sales, and this will do well. Therefore, join me in killing Sephiroth before he makes Video Game Movie or Movie Movie.

And I will certainly join you. I'll jump off a bridge if he comes out with Movie Movie.

Good. Now let's go level grind so we can face Sephiroth.

0%? I didnt think it was possible for a movie to suck that bad. It looks like I could make a better spoof.

The next "movie"

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=scifimovie.htm

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]

LOL owned.

Now hopefully they won't come up with more crap.

MoldOnHold

It depends on the sales, and this will do well. Therefore, join me in killing Sephiroth before he makes Video Game Movie or Movie Movie.

And I will certainly join you. I'll jump off a bridge if he comes out with Movie Movie.

I'll join!

The movie is crap, but I'm mainly joining so I can blow stuff up! :D

The next "movie"

Neoyamaneko

cue the X-Files and Star Trek references, among other things.

OH GAWD!!!! SAVE USS!!!!!

[QUOTE="JML897"]

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]These new spoofs, which are simply atrocious, target everything, thus having no coherent story or target of satire other than... celebrities? Neoyamaneko

I don't understand why people are saying all new spoofs are terrible. :? Tropic Thunder just came out a couple weeks ago, and I thought it was awesome.

Tropic Thunder isn't a spoof. It satirizes the industry.

Yeah, but I think it can be classified as a war movie spoof as well (like how Blazing Saddles was a Western spoof, etc)

[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

The next "movie"

Hewkii

cue the X-Files and Star Trek references, among other things.

Especially bad, given the new X-Files movie that came out recently...

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]

LOL owned.

Now hopefully they won't come up with more crap.

Video_Game_King

It depends on the sales, and this will do well. Therefore, join me in killing Sephiroth before he makes Video Game Movie or Movie Movie.

And I will certainly join you. I'll jump off a bridge if he comes out with Movie Movie.

Good. Now let's go level grind so we can face Sephiroth.

The next "movie"

*link*

Neoyamaneko

David Zucker directed Airplane, and Naked Gun. So sci-fi movie has a chance.

But still, if this one turns out like Disaster movie, epic movie, date movie, and meet the spartans, then maybe they should just let us here at OT do it. It might actually be funny that way.

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

JustPlainLucas

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

Especially bad, given the new X-Files movie that came out recently...

Video_Game_King

and the soon to be released Star Trek film. and they're probably going to fit in Clone Wars somehow.

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

sammyjenkis898

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

mastershake575

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

There will probably be atleast 60 or 70 more reviews. There will be atleast one positive review.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]

LOL owned.

Now hopefully they won't come up with more crap.

MoldOnHold

It depends on the sales, and this will do well. Therefore, join me in killing Sephiroth before he makes Video Game Movie or Movie Movie.

And I will certainly join you. I'll jump off a bridge if he comes out with Movie Movie.

Good. Now let's go level grind so we can face Sephiroth.

But we need super powers? I know my power, but I give you the power to pwn! The P stands for power!

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]

LOL owned.

Now hopefully they won't come up with more crap.

Video_Game_King

It depends on the sales, and this will do well. Therefore, join me in killing Sephiroth before he makes Video Game Movie or Movie Movie.

And I will certainly join you. I'll jump off a bridge if he comes out with Movie Movie.

Good. Now let's go level grind so we can face Sephiroth.

But we need super powers? I know my power, but I give you the power to pwn! The P stands for power!

I got explosives! :o

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Especially bad, given the new X-Files movie that came out recently...

Hewkii

and the soon to be released Star Trek film. and they're probably going to fit in Clone Wars somehow.

Probably gonna have a Jabba baby reference that's worse than the actual thing from the movie.

Holy crap.

How can something fail that bad?

The_Ish

when its name is disaster movie

I got explosives! :o

DJ-Lafleur

Not enough. Get a superpower, come back. This is serious business :|.

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I got explosives! :o

Video_Game_King

Not enough. Get a superpower, come back. This is serious business :|.

I can shoop woop....that better?

[QUOTE="mastershake575"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

sammyjenkis898

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

There will probably be atleast 60 or 70 more reviews. There will be atleast one positive review.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I got explosives! :o

DJ-Lafleur

Not enough. Get a superpower, come back. This is serious business :|.

I can shoop woop....that better?

....I guess you can pierce the barrier he's formed around the Southern Crater. It's in the South because nobody would suspect the North. Besides, Satan Claus has a base up there, and that bastard scares even Sephiroth!

Holy crap.

How can something fail that bad?

The_Ish

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="mastershake575"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

mastershake575

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

There will probably be atleast 60 or 70 more reviews. There will be atleast one positive review.

:|

It varies on the movies. There's still going to be at least one good review.

But we need super powers? I know my power, but I give you the power to pwn! The P stands for power!

Video_Game_King

Oh my God. :shock: