Disaster Movie.....0% at Rotten Tomatoes.

[QUOTE="mastershake575"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="mastershake575"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

sammyjenkis898

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

There will probably be atleast 60 or 70 more reviews. There will be atleast one positive review.

:|

It varies on the movies. There's still going to be at least one good review.

I could tell from the previews that it was going to be a piece of crap. Surprisingly my friends still want to see it, even though we've seen Epic/Date Movie and Meet the Spartans, and agreed they were terrible.

The only good thing in Meet the Spartans was the impression of Paula actually :lol:

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

But we need super powers? I know my power, but I give you the power to pwn! The P stands for power!

MoldOnHold

Oh my God. :shock:

I never knew that! It may be the key to defeating him! But we still need Wheelchair Cloud...

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I got explosives! :o

Video_Game_King

Not enough. Get a superpower, come back. This is serious business :|.

I can shoop woop....that better?

....I guess you can pierce the barrier he's formed around the Southern Crater. It's in the South because nobody would suspect the North. Besides, Satan Claus has a base up there, and that bastard scares even Sephiroth!

[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

The next "movie"

*link*

ff7cloudking

David Zucker directed Airplane, and Naked Gun. So sci-fi movie has a chance.

But still, if this one turns out like Disaster movie, epic movie, date movie, and meet the spartans, then maybe they should just let us here at OT do it. It might actually be funny that way.

But Zucker was also involved in the terrible, but not as terrible as Epic Movie, Superhero Movie. That is a prime example of being the best of the worst.

What kind of world is it that we live in where I sigh deeply at a "2 Girls 1 Cup" joke, and teenagers look at me like *I'm* culturally bankrupt?!

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="mastershake575"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="mastershake575"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

mastershake575

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

There will probably be atleast 60 or 70 more reviews. There will be atleast one positive review.

:|

It varies on the movies. There's still going to be at least one good review.

That reviewer was the one who considered it a good review. Just wait and see.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I got explosives! :o

MoldOnHold

Not enough. Get a superpower, come back. This is serious business :|.

I can shoop woop....that better?

....I guess you can pierce the barrier he's formed around the Southern Crater. It's in the South because nobody would suspect the North. Besides, Satan Claus has a base up there, and that bastard scares even Sephiroth!

Oh, I would. And have. But he is a scary bastard. LOOK AT HIM!

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

But we need super powers? I know my power, but I give you the power to pwn! The P stands for power!

Video_Game_King

Oh my God. :shock:

I never knew that! It may be the key to defeating him! But we still need Wheelchair Cloud...

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

But we need super powers? I know my power, but I give you the power to pwn! The P stands for power!

MoldOnHold

Oh my God. :shock:

I never knew that! It may be the key to defeating him! But we still need Wheelchair Cloud...

But he does have some kickass Limit Breaks. Get him, damnit! We cannot defeat Sephiroth without him!

Oh, I would. And have. But he is a scary bastard. LOOK AT HIM!

Video_Game_King

Wow it took you guys THAT long to figure out that these movies are savagely terrible? I lost complete faith in these movies after the incredibly painful Epic Movie. The main reason why these movies suck so much is that they don't spoof movies, ever. They simply reference them with pathetic attempts at making them funny with pathetic, childish jokes and worn-down slapstick. They just assume that by "spoofing" everyone's favorite movies (e.g. The Dark Knight, Iron Man, 300) and including other cultural references (e.g. MySpace, Hannah Montana, MTV Cribs) they are making everyone laugh hysterically. Yet somehow these films are successful in the box office, probably because of stupid moviegoers assuming the best from the trailers and being incredibly forgiving after each movie.

And by the way, Disaster Movie isn't the only movie to have gotten a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. One Missed Call, National Lampoon's Gold Diggers, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, and 2002's Pinnocchio all have received 0% on the site. In fact there are over 200 movies to have gotten a 0%.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Oh, I would. And have. But he is a scary bastard. LOOK AT HIM!

MoldOnHold

I actually did not notice that when I made the picture :lol:! And those flames never expire; they are the eternal flames of the lowest circle of Hell!

But he does have some kickass Limit Breaks. Get him, damnit! We cannot defeat Sephiroth without him!

Video_Game_King

I might as well get Pikachu too. Hell, it must be a level 99 by now.

[QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

The next "movie"

*link*

ff7cloudking

David Zucker directed Airplane, and Naked Gun. So sci-fi movie has a chance.

But still, if this one turns out like Disaster movie, epic movie, date movie, and meet the spartans, then maybe they should just let us here at OT do it. It might actually be funny that way.

Zucker's doing Sci-Fi Movie? I actually watched Superhero Movie, which he did, and it wasn't that bad. Sci-Fi Movie should be ok if Zucker's at the helm.

[QUOTE="ff7cloudking"][QUOTE="Neoyamaneko"]

The next "movie"

*link*

Neoyamaneko

David Zucker directed Airplane, and Naked Gun. So sci-fi movie has a chance.

But still, if this one turns out like Disaster movie, epic movie, date movie, and meet the spartans, then maybe they should just let us here at OT do it. It might actually be funny that way.

But Zucker was also involved in the terrible, but not as terrible as Epic Movie, Superhero Movie. That is a prime example of being the best of the worst.

What kind of world is it that we live in where I sigh deeply at a "2 Girls 1 Cup" joke, and teenagers look at me like *I'm* culturally bankrupt?!

Oh forget what I said then, and there goes any hope I had for An American Carol. Damn it.

[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

sammyjenkis898

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

Even if it goes up 1 percent, to be at 0 percent at all is noteworthy.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

But he does have some kickass Limit Breaks. Get him, damnit! We cannot defeat Sephiroth without him!

MoldOnHold

I might as well get Pikachu too. Hell, it must be a level 99 by now.

:o You did not tell me of your monocle and mustache prowess! Quick, harness it!

They're laughing all the way to the bank.

If people stopped seeing the movies, they would stop making them.

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Oh, I would. And have. But he is a scary bastard. LOOK AT HIM!

Video_Game_King

I actually did not notice that when I made the picture :lol:! And those flames never expire; they are the eternal flames of the lowest circle of Hell!

[QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"][QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"][QUOTE="sammyjenkis898"]

Next time check how many reviews there are..

Most haven't even been added.

JustPlainLucas

I did... and what's your point?

It won't stay at 0%, that's for sure.

Even if it goes up 1 percent, to be at 0 percent at all is noteworthy.

You're not understanding what I'm saying. I remember when 300 had 0% for a while until positive reviews came in.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Oh, I would. And have. But he is a scary bastard. LOOK AT HIM!

MoldOnHold

I actually did not notice that when I made the picture :lol:! And those flames never expire; they are the eternal flames of the lowest circle of Hell!

Satan Claus cannot be killed by his robot counterpart. He would merely burn him in dark hellfire.

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

But he does have some kickass Limit Breaks. Get him, damnit! We cannot defeat Sephiroth without him!

Video_Game_King

I might as well get Pikachu too. Hell, it must be a level 99 by now.

:o You did not tell me of your monocle and mustache prowess! Quick, harness it!

My monocle has the ability to see through walls and I can set things on fire just by staring at them.

My mustache can extend so I can lasso foes into submission. :D

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

But he does have some kickass Limit Breaks. Get him, damnit! We cannot defeat Sephiroth without him!

MoldOnHold

I might as well get Pikachu too. Hell, it must be a level 99 by now.

:o You did not tell me of your monocle and mustache prowess! Quick, harness it!

My monocle has the ability to see through walls and I can set things on fire just by staring at them.

My mustache can extend so I can lasso foes into submission. :D

Can it withstand the might of the Masamune?

Satan Claus cannot be killed by his robot counterpart. He would merely burn him in dark hellfire.

Video_Game_King

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

But he does have some kickass Limit Breaks. Get him, damnit! We cannot defeat Sephiroth without him!

Video_Game_King

I might as well get Pikachu too. Hell, it must be a level 99 by now.

:o You did not tell me of your monocle and mustache prowess! Quick, harness it!

My monocle has the ability to see through walls and I can set things on fire just by staring at them.

My mustache can extend so I can lasso foes into submission. :D

Can it withstand the might of the Masamune?

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Satan Claus cannot be killed by his robot counterpart. He would merely burn him in dark hellfire.

MoldOnHold

Then I need to be the protagonist :|.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

But he does have some kickass Limit Breaks. Get him, damnit! We cannot defeat Sephiroth without him!

MoldOnHold

I might as well get Pikachu too. Hell, it must be a level 99 by now.

:o You did not tell me of your monocle and mustache prowess! Quick, harness it!

My monocle has the ability to see through walls and I can set things on fire just by staring at them.

My mustache can extend so I can lasso foes into submission. :D

Can it withstand the might of the Masamune?

Keep in mind he has a single wing.

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Satan Claus cannot be killed by his robot counterpart. He would merely burn him in dark hellfire.

Video_Game_King

Then I need to be the protagonist :|.

Keep in mind he has a single wing.

Video_Game_King

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Satan Claus cannot be killed by his robot counterpart. He would merely burn him in dark hellfire.

MoldOnHold

Then I need to be the protagonist :|.

She can be my accomplice. Not my girlfriend, mind you.

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Satan Claus cannot be killed by his robot counterpart. He would merely burn him in dark hellfire.

Video_Game_King

Then I need to be the protagonist :|.

She can be my accomplice. Not my girlfriend, mind you.

You are a very modest soul. :P
MoldOnHold

No time for modesty, I must kill Satan Claus!

As of now, I only see 15 reviews, so 0% doesn't sound that special...so to speak. I guess they weren't kidding when they titled the film "Disaster Movie".

Lol. These movies are getting so bad that no one will go see them anymore. Whats next, Sports Movie, Pr0n Movie?honkyjoe

:shock:

I'm down for that

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]You are a very modest soul. :P
Video_Game_King

No time for modesty, I must kill Satan Claus!

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]You are a very modest soul. :P
MoldOnHold

No time for modesty, I must kill Satan Claus!

Where's your word? And your axe?

...WOW...i wonder how those guys feel having the worst reviewed movie ever....legend26

It's insulting to the profession by actually having a review of the err, umm, film? I'd personally prefer to go on with life not even earning it the title of "it" as I'd much rather just let this one go as if it never existed. To the shadows and whispers of secrecy you devilry.

Where's your word? And your axe?

Video_Game_King

And I can't give you my axe. I don't specialize with it. See, if Legolas did both, LotR would be 5 times less realistic.

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Where's your word? And your axe?

MoldOnHold

And I can't give you my axe. I don't specialize with it. See, if Legolas did both, LotR would be 5 times less realistic.

You're concerned about realism? And why are you just sitting here when you could be out birthday shopping for me? TODAY'S MY BIRHTDAY, DAMNIT!

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Where's your word? And your axe?

Video_Game_King

And I can't give you my axe. I don't specialize with it. See, if Legolas did both, LotR would be 5 times less realistic.

You're concerned about realism? And why are you just sitting here when you could be out birthday shopping for me? TODAY'S MY BIRHTDAY, DAMNIT!

forget your birthday, we must take down santa Claus, remember? :|

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Where's your word? And your axe?

DJ-Lafleur

And I can't give you my axe. I don't specialize with it. See, if Legolas did both, LotR would be 5 times less realistic.

You're concerned about realism? And why are you just sitting here when you could be out birthday shopping for me? TODAY'S MY BIRHTDAY, DAMNIT!

forget your birthday, we must take down santa Claus, remember? :|

You....you addressed him as Santa! HEATHEN! BURN AT THE STAKE FOR SUPPORTING SATAN CLAUS!!!

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"][QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

Where's your word? And your axe?

Video_Game_King

And I can't give you my axe. I don't specialize with it. See, if Legolas did both, LotR would be 5 times less realistic.

You're concerned about realism? And why are you just sitting here when you could be out birthday shopping for me? TODAY'S MY BIRHTDAY, DAMNIT!

But alas, here's a monocle so you can look cool.

It doesn't even look funny. I wouldn't waste my time with that movie even if someone else was paying for it.