Does anyone know any good riddles?

a man lives in a 20 story apartment building on the top floor. every morning he gets out of bed gets ready for work, gets in the elevator goes to the bottom floor catches the bus to work. Then in the afternoon he catches the bus home gets in the elevator rides it to the 4th floor then walks the stairwell the rest of the way. Why?

motorstormhater

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

muller39

"Class reunions are pretty vacant."

No idea.

[QUOTE="muller39"]

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

nintendofreak_2

"Class reunions are pretty vacant."

No idea.

What's OT favorite food?
[spoiler] a knuckle sandvich [/spoiler]

[QUOTE="motorstormhater"]

a man lives in a 20 story apartment building on the top floor. every morning he gets out of bed gets ready for work, gets in the elevator goes to the bottom floor catches the bus to work. Then in the afternoon he catches the bus home gets in the elevator rides it to the 4th floor then walks the stairwell the rest of the way. Why?

muller39

[QUOTE="motorstormhater"][QUOTE="FlyingArmbar"]

2 miles?

FlyingArmbar

I assumed the idea was that after that he starts running out. :P

[QUOTE="muller39"]

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

"Class reunions are pretty vacant."

No idea.

a man lives in a 20 story apartment building on the top floor. every morning he gets out of bed gets ready for work, gets in the elevator goes to the bottom floor catches the bus to work. Then in the afternoon he catches the bus home gets in the elevator rides it to the 4th floor then walks the stairwell the rest of the way. Why?

[QUOTE="adv_tr00per"]

whats black and white and red all over?

Saturos3091

lets swap answers. What was the answer to your kamikaze riddle?

lets swap answers. What was the answer to your kamikaze riddle?

motorstormhater

I've got 1

Why'd the orange go to the doctor?

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To peel better!

aaaahhhhhh i didnt see you post it before but thats pretty funny!

my answer is that the man is a dwarf and couldnt reach any of the other buttons

I've got 1

Why'd the orange go to the doctor?

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To peel better!

WINDWAKER1

I've got 1

Why'd the orange go to the doctor?

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To peel better!

WINDWAKER1

aaaahhhhhh i didnt see you post it before but thats pretty funny!

my answer is that the man is a dwarf and couldnt reach any of the other buttons

Here's one:

What's greater than God but worst than the devil? Rich men want this but poor men have this. What is it?

a man lives in a 20 story apartment building on the top floor. every morning he gets out of bed gets ready for work, gets in the elevator goes to the bottom floor catches the bus to work. Then in the afternoon he catches the bus home gets in the elevator rides it to the 4th floor then walks the stairwell the rest of the way. Why?

motorstormhater

He is a midget and, therefore, too short to press the button for the 20th floor.

Here's one:

What's greater than God but worst than the devil? Rich men want this but poor men have this. What is it?

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

[QUOTE="DARKCHOAS"]

Here's one:

What's greater than God but worst than the devil? Rich men want this but poor men have this. What is it?

Swanogt19

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

I've got 1

Why'd the orange go to the doctor?

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To peel better!

motorstormhater

How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?

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Put your arms around it and squeeze, if you didn't get orange juice, it's a walrus.

[QUOTE="Swanogt19"][QUOTE="DARKCHOAS"]

Here's one:

What's greater than God but worst than the devil? Rich men want this but poor men have this. What is it?

[QUOTE="DARKCHOAS"]

[QUOTE="Swanogt19"] I knew this at one point. Can't remember. I wanna say money thoughSwanogt19

[QUOTE="motorstormhater"][QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

I've got 1

Why'd the orange go to the doctor?

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To peel better!

WINDWAKER1

How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?

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Put your arms around it and squeeze, if you didn't get orange juice, it's a walrus.

A man and a rock are stuck in a room. There are no windows or doors. The man dies. Why?

Sorry this may be old or too easy.

A man and a rock are stuck in a room. There are no windows or doors. The man dies. Why?

Sorry this may be old or too easy.

Guntrix7

A man and a rock are stuck in a room. There are no windows or doors. The man dies. Why?

Sorry this may be old or too easy.

Guntrix7

Here's one:

What's greater than God but worst than the devil? Rich men want this but poor men have this. What is it?

DARKCHOAS

Nothing.

I've heard variations of that one so many times. :P

[QUOTE="Swanogt19"][QUOTE="DARKCHOAS"]No not money

DARKCHOAS

[QUOTE="DARKCHOAS"]

Here's one:

What's greater than God but worst than the devil? Rich men want this but poor men have this. What is it?

GabuEx

Nothing.

I've heard variations of that one so many times. :P

[QUOTE="DARKCHOAS"]

[QUOTE="Swanogt19"] Tell us? I really cant rememberOblivionGuy07

[QUOTE="Guntrix7"]

A man and a rock are stuck in a room. There are no windows or doors. The man dies. Why?

Sorry this may be old or too easy.

BumFluff122

[QUOTE="BumFluff122"][QUOTE="Guntrix7"]

A man and a rock are stuck in a room. There are no windows or doors. The man dies. Why?

Sorry this may be old or too easy.

Guntrix7

Here's one: Two mountain climbers find a cabin near the summit of a mountain. They find the door to the cabin to be locked. When they get it open, they find every single person inside to be dead, despite the fact that an ample amount of perfectly edible food and water was found inside, and despite the fact that the cabin was not airtight. Why are all the people dead?

Here's one: Two mountain climbers find a cabin near the summit of a mountain. They find the door to the cabin to be locked. When they get it open, they find every single person inside to be dead, despite the fact that an ample amount of perfectly edible food and water was found inside, and despite the fact that the cabin was not airtight. Why are all the people dead?

GabuEx

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

[QUOTE="motorstormhater"] why the orange stop rolling down the road? it ran out of juiceBumFluff122

How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?

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Put your arms around it and squeeze, if you didn't get orange juice, it's a walrus.

My way works too...

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

Here's one: Two mountain climbers find a cabin near the summit of a mountain. They find the door to the cabin to be locked. When they get it open, they find every single person inside to be dead, despite the fact that an ample amount of perfectly edible food and water was found inside, and despite the fact that the cabin was not airtight. Why are all the people dead?

BumFluff122

Nope; none of the people therein wanted to die.

[QUOTE="BumFluff122"][QUOTE="GabuEx"]

Here's one: Two mountain climbers find a cabin near the summit of a mountain. They find the door to the cabin to be locked. When they get it open, they find every single person inside to be dead, despite the fact that an ample amount of perfectly edible food and water was found inside, and despite the fact that the cabin was not airtight. Why are all the people dead?

GabuEx

Nope; none of the people therein wanted to die.

There was a massive carbon monoxide leak and they died in their sleep?

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]the cabin in question was the cabin associated with that suicide cult.WINDWAKER1

Nope; none of the people therein wanted to die.

There was a massive carbon monoxide leak and they died in their sleep?

Nope, there was nothing unusual about the air in the cabin.

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

Nope; none of the people therein wanted to die.

GabuEx

There was a massive carbon monoxide leak and they died in their sleep?

Nope, there was nothing unusual about the air in the cabin.

There was an avalanche?

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

There was a massive carbon monoxide leak and they died in their sleep?

WINDWAKER1

Nope, there was nothing unusual about the air in the cabin.

There was an avalanche?

The cabin wouldn't exactly be there if there had been an avalanche. :P

Hint: you must think way outside the box to answer this one.

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

Nope, there was nothing unusual about the air in the cabin.

GabuEx

There was an avalanche?

The cabin wouldn't exactly be there if there had been an avalanche. :P

Hint: you must think way outside the box to answer this one.

Oh man....uh....

It was a wake for all the dead people and the climbers weren't invited?

Oh man....uh....

It was a wake for all the dead people and the climbers weren't invited?

WINDWAKER1

...Not quite. :P

Here's another hint: I know for a fact you've made an incorrect assumption about one of the pieces of information I've given you.

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

Oh man....uh....

It was a wake for all the dead people and the climbers weren't invited?

GabuEx

...Not quite. :P

Here's another hint: I know for a fact you've made an incorrect assumption about one of the pieces of information I've given you.

um...It was flooded?

If that's not it i'm really screwed

They drowned?

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

Oh man....uh....

It was a wake for all the dead people and the climbers weren't invited?

WINDWAKER1

...Not quite. :P

Here's another hint: I know for a fact you've made an incorrect assumption about one of the pieces of information I've given you.

um...It was flooded?

If that's not it i'm really screwed

I don't think you're gonna get a flood near the summit of a mountain.

Here's a third hint: what kind of cabin should not be found on a mountain?