Does anyone know any good riddles?

You come across a door you know you must enter, but the door is sealed. Across the top of the door is writen in a different language from your own. You can see it says "Speak, friend, and enter." What do you say? enterawesome

"Friend", presumably. :P

[QUOTE="enterawesome"]You come across a door you know you must enter, but the door is sealed. Across the top of the door is writen in a different language from your own. You can see it says "Speak, friend, and enter." What do you say? GabuEx

"Friend", presumably. :P

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="enterawesome"]You come across a door you know you must enter, but the door is sealed. Across the top of the door is writen in a different language from your own. You can see it says "Speak, friend, and enter." What do you say? enterawesome

"Friend", presumably. :P

Lemme guess, Mellon?

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="enterawesome"]You come across a door you know you must enter, but the door is sealed. Across the top of the door is writen in a different language from your own. You can see it says "Speak, friend, and enter." What do you say? enterawesome

"Friend", presumably. :P

"Mellon", then?

Or "friend and enter"?

I know this is one of those "the answer is in the text" riddles. :P

[QUOTE="enterawesome"][QUOTE="GabuEx"]

"Friend", presumably. :P

"Mellon", then?

Or "friend and enter"?

I know this is one of those "the answer is in the text" riddles. :P

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

"Mellon", then?

Or "friend and enter"?

I know this is one of those "the answer is in the text" riddles. :P

enterawesome

You don't think I'll figure it out when the post you quoted contained the translation of "friend" in elvish?

I would translate the "and enter" part too, but there seems to be no elvish word for "enter".

[QUOTE="enterawesome"][QUOTE="GabuEx"]

"Mellon", then?

Or "friend and enter"?

I know this is one of those "the answer is in the text" riddles. :P

You don't think I'll figure it out when the post you quoted contained the translation of "friend" in elvish? I would translate the "and enter" part too, but there seems to be no elvish word for "enter".

The term "Elvish" is too general, you'll never know.

[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

[QUOTE="enterawesome"]I don't think you'll ever figure it out. You were sort of right when you said friend, but what is friend in elvish? Discover this and you will have the answer... *mysteriously fades away*enterawesome

You don't think I'll figure it out when the post you quoted contained the translation of "friend" in elvish? I would translate the "and enter" part too, but there seems to be no elvish word for "enter".

Ugh, I shall tell you the answer. *looks in Fellowship of the Ring* The answer is... Mellon?!enterawesome

"Mellon", then?GabuEx

You come across a door you know you must enter, but the door is sealed. Across the top of the door is writen in a different language from your own. You can see it says "Speak, friend, and enter." What do you say? enterawesome

This one is extremely hard:

The thieves spent 6 hours in the home of Ted Duda. At first they searched the house, trying to find where he hid his huge diamond, valued at half a million dollars.
Then they tried beating the information out of him. They fled at dawn, fearing detection.
Fatally hurt, Duda crawled to his desk and typed a note to his partner, John Madden. In a desperate race to type it before he bled to death, he near blindly typed his death note.

It read:

John -- four men tried to make me tell where I had hidden the diamond. At first they looked through the house, raving like madmen. Then, in desperation, the barbarians split open the cat! When all failed, they beat me, but I did not tell. I'm dying. The diamond The diamond is hidden in the vane."

"Duda died this morning," Inspector Winters told Dr. Haledjian. "We have his murderers, but not the diamond."
The inspector handed Haledjian a copy of the death note. "We took down the vane, the weathervane, a ****, but there was nothing inside it," the inspector said, "We're still searching the house."
Haledjian read the note and said, "You also failed to find the body of the cat, but you did find a broken barrel of liquor."
"Why, yes," said the inspector. "The thieves were throrough. They broke the barrel and every bottle in Duda's little wine cellar."
"How many walking sticks did Duda own?"
The inspector looked puzzled. "One."
"It must be hollow," said Haledjian. "You'll find the diamond inside it."

The inspector found the diamond, but how did Haledjian know?

94Ky56le07

Can you please explain this?

[QUOTE="zeorshadow19"]

Take me out and scratch my head, I now am black, but once was red.

What am I?

GabuEx

Matchstick.

You're right!

What starts out black, turns red, and then ends up white?

What starts out black, turns red, and then ends up white?

10thwonder

Charcoal

This one is extremely hard:

The thieves spent 6 hours in the home of Ted Duda. At first they searched the house, trying to find where he hid his huge diamond, valued at half a million dollars.
Then they tried beating the information out of him. They fled at dawn, fearing detection.
Fatally hurt, Duda crawled to his desk and typed a note to his partner, John Madden. In a desperate race to type it before he bled to death, he near blindly typed his death note.

It read:

John -- four men tried to make me tell where I had hidden the diamond. At first they looked through the house, raving like madmen. Then, in desperation, the barbarians split open the cat! When all failed, they beat me, but I did not tell. I'm dying. The diamond The diamond is hidden in the vane."

"Duda died this morning," Inspector Winters told Dr. Haledjian. "We have his murderers, but not the diamond."
The inspector handed Haledjian a copy of the death note. "We took down the vane, the weathervane, a ****, but there was nothing inside it," the inspector said, "We're still searching the house."
Haledjian read the note and said, "You also failed to find the body of the cat, but you did find a broken barrel of liquor."
"Why, yes," said the inspector. "The thieves were throrough. They broke the barrel and every bottle in Duda's little wine cellar."
"How many walking sticks did Duda own?"
The inspector looked puzzled. "One."
"It must be hollow," said Haledjian. "You'll find the diamond inside it."

The inspector found the diamond, but how did Haledjian know?

94Ky56le07

since he was dying he mistakenly switched v an c when he was typing. they slip open the vat, and they were racing, not raving. finally, it is cane, not vane. i read this in encylopedia brown(lol) did you use that and just make a new story for it?

David's father had three sons: Snap, crackle and....iHeartGucci

David!

[QUOTE="iHeartGucci"]David's father had three sons: Snap, crackle and....jessmaster13

David!

[QUOTE="jessmaster13"]

[QUOTE="iHeartGucci"]David's father had three sons: Snap, crackle and....iHeartGucci

David!

Piss?

[QUOTE="iHeartGucci"][QUOTE="jessmaster13"]

David!

Piss?

David's father had three sons: Snap, crackle and....iHeartGucci

David!

Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said,and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I??iHeartGucci

[QUOTE="iHeartGucci"]A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I??LZ71

Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said,and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?

jessmaster13

[QUOTE="LZ71"][QUOTE="iHeartGucci"]A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I??iHeartGucci

[QUOTE="jessmaster13"]

Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said,and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?

iHeartGucci

yea lol

How about this one...

A prisoner is enclosed in a room. This roon has no doors, no windows and no other hole large enough for him to escape from. He has no tools; no assistance. He does have a table and chair in the center of the room. The room is quite large; the walls are two feetthick. How can the prisoner escape?

A daughter.jessmaster13

How about this one...

A prisoner is enclosed in a room. This roon has no doors, no windows and no other hole large enough for him to escape from. He has no tools; no assistance. He does have a table and chair in the center of the room. The room is quite large; the walls are two feetthick. How can the prisoner escape?

How about this one...

A prisoner is enclosed in a room. This roon has no doors, no windows and no other hole large enough for him to escape from. He has no tools; no assistance. He does have a table and chair in the center of the room. The room is quite large; the walls are two feetthick. How can the prisoner escape?

How about this one...

A prisoner is enclosed in a room. This roon has no doors, no windows and no other hole large enough for him to escape from. He has no tools; no assistance. He does have a table and chair in the center of the room. The room is quite large; the walls are two feetthick. How can the prisoner escape?

[QUOTE="LZ71"][QUOTE="jessmaster13"]

How about this one...

A prisoner is enclosed in a room. This roon has no doors, no windows and no other hole large enough for him to escape from. He has no tools; no assistance. He does have a table and chair in the center of the room. The room is quite large; the walls are two feetthick. How can the prisoner escape?

iHeartGucci

Eh, half of it :D

Put the chair on the table and climb over the walls? You didn't mention a ceiling :P

Put the chair on the table and climb over the walls? You didn't mention a ceiling :P

10thwonder

nope

[QUOTE="iHeartGucci"][QUOTE="LZ71"] Something to do with cutting the table in half and putting it together to make a "hole", but I don't remember how he does it.jessmaster13

Eh, half of it :D

How about this one...

A prisoner is enclosed in a room. This roon has no doors, no windows and no other hole large enough for him to escape from. He has no tools; no assistance. He does have a table and chair in the center of the room. The room is quite large; the walls are two feetthick. How can the prisoner escape?

[QUOTE="L_17"]

here's one

A man with no eyes sees two pears on a tree, he takes no pears and he leaves no pears. How is this possible?

JIT93

lol i never thought of that one. The answer to this riddle lies in the use of plurals.The man didn't have eyes he had one eye that's how he was able to see. He didn't take pears or leave pears because he took "a pear" and thus leftone pear. Tricky eh?