Does anyone know any good riddles?

What has a mouth that never talks? Flows but never walks? :PSMR-Venom

[QUOTE="SMR-Venom"]What has a mouth that never talks? Flows but never walks? :P-Tish-

Oh, you're close enough :P

His cousin is his wife, and she just figured out that she was his cousin. She called him from her office and told him to meet her. His father in law figured out and burned the house, and went to the resturaunt instead. He got home, and realized his wife was dead and his house was burned. Since she was the main income in the household, he had no money, so he killed himself.

Wait a minute...

"He jumps and his car and drives off a cliff"

Is that sentence properly structured? Or are we missing information? You're saying he jumped in the air... and the car magically drove off the cliff in the process?

[QUOTE="-Tish-"][QUOTE="SMR-Venom"]What has a mouth that never talks? Flows but never walks? :PWINDWAKER1

Oh, you're close enough :P

His cousin is his wife, and she just figured out that she was his cousin. She called him from her office and told him to meet her. His father in law figured out and burned the house, and went to the resturaunt instead. He got home, and realized his wife was dead and his house was burned. Since she was the main income in the household, he had no money, so he killed himself.

Wait a minute...

"He jumps and his car and drives off a cliff"

Is that sentence properly structured? Or are we missing information? You're saying he jumped in the air... and the car magically drove off the cliff in the process?

-Tish-

Don't overanalyze, it's late, and you got it.

You probably didn't know you got it when you wrote this post, so it's alright

His cousin is his wife, and she just figured out that she was his cousin. She called him from her office and told him to meet her. His father in law figured out and burned the house, and went to the resturaunt instead. He got home, and realized his wife was dead and his house was burned. Since she was the main income in the household, he had no money, so he killed himself.

WINDWAKER1

How in the world were you supposed to conclude that from the information given? :P

That just seems so incredibly random.

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

His cousin is his wife, and she just figured out that she was his cousin. She called him from her office and told him to meet her. His father in law figured out and burned the house, and went to the resturaunt instead. He got home, and realized his wife was dead and his house was burned. Since she was the main income in the household, he had no money, so he killed himself.

GabuEx

How in the world were you supposed to conclude that from the information given? :P

That just seems so incredibly random.

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

[QUOTE="-Tish-"]River His cousin is his wife, so he goes insane and kills himself? That's probably what I'd do if I had just learned my long lost cousin, my wife, and my house were destroyed all in the same day.JIT93

Oh, you're close enough :P

His cousin is his wife, and she just figured out that she was his cousin. She called him from her office and told him to meet her. His father in law figured out and burned the house, and went to the resturaunt instead. He got home, and realized his wife was dead and his house was burned. Since she was the main income in the household, he had no money, so he killed himself.

The father in law burned the house and killed the guys wife in the process because he was pissed.

One mroe brutally hard one, then I'm done.

Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?

This one is very possible, but it's really tough.

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

His cousin is his wife, and she just figured out that she was his cousin. She called him from her office and told him to meet her. His father in law figured out and burned the house, and went to the resturaunt instead. He got home, and realized his wife was dead and his house was burned. Since she was the main income in the household, he had no money, so he killed himself.

How in the world were you supposed to conclude that from the information given? :P

That just seems so incredibly random.

All right, here's a good one. Apparently you have psychopathic tendencies if you get it right. :P

A man is attending his father's funeral, and during the process of the funeral, he met a woman about his age. During the conversation that ensued, he finds out that this woman does quite a lot of business with his family and that they have a lot in common. They hit it off very well, and quickly become friendly towards each other. He neglects to get her phone number or any other contact information, however.

The next day, the man kills his uncle. Why?

One mroe brutally hard one, then I'm done.

Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?

This one is very possible, but it's really tough.

One mroe brutally hard one, then I'm done.

Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?

This one is very possible, but it's really tough.

WINDWAKER1

Couldn't resist. :P

One mroe brutally hard one, then I'm done.

Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?

This one is very possible, but it's really tough.

All right, here's a good one. Apparently you have psychopathic tendencies if you get it right. :P

A man is attending his father's funeral, and during the process of the funeral, he met a woman about his age. During the conversation that ensued, he finds out that this woman does quite a lot of business with his family and that they have a lot in common. They hit it off very well, and quickly become friendly towards each other. He neglects to get her phone number or any other contact information, however.

The next day, the man kills his uncle. Why?

So he meets the girl again?LZ71

Congratulations, you're a psychopath who understands how murder can be used to get what you want. :P

Yep.

[QUOTE="LZ71"]So he meets the girl again?GabuEx

Congratulations, you're a psychopath who understands how murder can be used to get what you want. :P

Yep.

[QUOTE="WINDWAKER1"]

One mroe brutally hard one, then I'm done.

Angry and hungry are two words that end in '-gry'. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?

This one is very possible, but it's really tough.

GabuEx

Couldn't resist. :P

Lol where did you find that?

[QUOTE="LZ71"]So he meets the girl again?GabuEx

Congratulations, you're a psychopath who understands how murder can be used to get what you want. :P

Yep.

:P I've heard it before, though it was worded a bit differently.LZ71

Yeah, I wrote that version myself because the version I saw I felt was deficient in terms of not really giving you enough information to know definitively what the answer is.

Lol where did you find that?

WINDWAKER1

XKCD, a webcomic I follow regularly.

Here's one:

What's greater than God but worst than the devil? Rich men want this but poor men have this. What is it?

DARKCHOAS

its nothing!!

the rock is kryptonite and the man is superman?

L_17

this is in reference to "man and a rock are stuck in a room. There are no windows or doors. The man dies. Why?"

here's one

A man with no eyes sees two pears on a tree, he takes no pears and he leaves no pears. How is this possible?

here's one

A man with no eyes sees two pears on a tree, he takes no pears and he leaves no pears. How is this possible?

L_17

[QUOTE="L_17"]

here's one

A man with no eyes sees two pears on a tree, he takes no pears and he leaves no pears. How is this possible?

JIT93

Outrace the second? Is this one of those things where you didn't say second "place" and so I have to assume you mean a second as in a second in time? Maybe you beat the record for the race? Or maybe you are traveling through time or something...cheeselover

This one is really easy. If a plane crashes on a boarder of Saskatchewan and Alberta (i dunno any US states) where are the survivors buried?gaming4us

A man goes to work every day at a tall office building.

He takes the elevator to the 23rd floor every day, then takes the stairs up to the top floor, where his office is, floor 30.

The only time he takes the elevator up to the top floor is when it's raining outside.

why is this?

whats black and white and red all over?

adv_tr00per

michael jackson on fire?

A man goes to work every day at a tall office building.

He takes the elevator to the 23rd floor every day, then takes the stairs up to the top floor, where his office is, floor 30.

The only time he takes the elevator up to the top floor is when it's raining outside.

why is this?

Is that sentence properly structured? Or are we missing information? You're saying he jumped in the air... and the car magically drove off the cliff in the process?

-Tish-

I dont know why, but that was probably the first time I actually laughed out loud in a while:P I actually found that really funny:P

Gaaah! Riddles piss me off!

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 for himself.

Now that the guests have been given $1 back, each has paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. If the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

This one is extremely hard:

The thieves spent 6 hours in the home of Ted Duda. At first they searched the house, trying to find where he hid his huge diamond, valued at half a million dollars.
Then they tried beating the information out of him. They fled at dawn, fearing detection.
Fatally hurt, Duda crawled to his desk and typed a note to his partner, John Madden. In a desperate race to type it before he bled to death, he near blindly typed his death note.

It read:

John -- four men tried to make me tell where I had hidden the diamond. At first they looked through the house, raving like madmen. Then, in desperation, the barbarians split open the cat! When all failed, they beat me, but I did not tell. I'm dying. The diamond The diamond is hidden in the vane."

"Duda died this morning," Inspector Winters told Dr. Haledjian. "We have his murderers, but not the diamond."
The inspector handed Haledjian a copy of the death note. "We took down the vane, the weathervane, a ****, but there was nothing inside it," the inspector said, "We're still searching the house."
Haledjian read the note and said, "You also failed to find the body of the cat, but you did find a broken barrel of liquor."
"Why, yes," said the inspector. "The thieves were throrough. They broke the barrel and every bottle in Duda's little wine cellar."
"How many walking sticks did Duda own?"
The inspector looked puzzled. "One."
"It must be hollow," said Haledjian. "You'll find the diamond inside it."

The inspector found the diamond, but how did Haledjian know?

One more :D

A man goes home at 4pm and see his wife cooking, he then goes take a nap and when he woke up (at 7pm) a marvelous dinner was prepared. At 10 pm they go to bed. In the morning at 7am, he killed her. Why?

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 for himself.

Now that the guests have been given $1 back, each has paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. If the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 for himself.

Now that the guests have been given $1 back, each has paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. If the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

94Ky56le07

$25 to the hotel.

$3 to the guests.

$2 to the bellhop.

= $30.

The $2 the bellhop has should be subtracted from the $27, not added.

I never seem to end, but there never semes to be enough of me when you need me. What am I?

One more :D

A man goes home at 4pm and see his wife cooking, he then goes take a nap and when he woke up (at 7pm) a marvelous dinner was prepared. At 10 pm they go to bed. In the morning at 7am, he killed her. Why?

94Ky56le07

:shock: He... did it in his sleep?

I never run out or end, but there never semes to be enough of me when you need me. What am I?

zeorshadow19

[QUOTE="zeorshadow19"]

I never run out or end, but there never semes to be enough of me when you need me. What am I?

LZ71

Correct!

Take me out and scratch my head, I now am black, but once was red.

What am I?

Take me out and scratch my head, I now am black, but once was red.

What am I?

zeorshadow19

Matchstick.

What i have got in my pocketses?

What i have got in my pocketses?

saltsoap