'Hey man, want to appear in a porno?'

What would you answer? Considering the follwing:

No STDS

You can choose the 2 other pornstars (oh thats right)

30 min. film

You cant hide your face

You will get payed 5k cash.

Its a high budget film.

Would really think it twice?

And btw, its being written by George Lucas and direcetd by Micheal Bay

"Noo. Never. If anyone asks i don't know you" My answer.

I wouldnt do it. I dont want to be in a porno.

That's excellent pay for the business; that said, for significantly less money, I have turned down a couple of offers :Pxaos

[spoiler] links etc [/spoiler]

no, its not much of a resume booster in most fields.LoG-Sacrament

Not if the employer is a women.

*high five*

[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]no, its not much of a resume booster in most fields.CosmicZombie

Not if the employer is a women.

*high five*

No way; never. >.>

no, its not much of a resume booster in most fields.LoG-Sacrament

Not if the employer is a women.

*high five*

I'd say yes, and show it to the whole family!CRS98

:lol:

Epic win! :P

"No, I would never do that, Thanks for the offer though" as I proceed to laugh at him :P

TC seems like prime fodder to end up on a particular porn series that I won't name, but would be hilariousxaos

Yes. I can't think of any reasons not to.

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]no, its not much of a resume booster in most fields.xaos

Not if the employer is a women.

*high five*

Does it really matter?

You just party pooped this thread.

[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]no, its not much of a resume booster in most fields.CosmicZombie

Not if the employer is a women.

*high five*

[QUOTE="xaos"]TC seems like prime fodder to end up on a particular porn series that I won't name, but would be hilariouschrysippus_

They give 5k? :o

Does it really matter?

You just party pooped this thread.

CosmicZombie

no, its not much of a resume booster in most fields.LoG-Sacrament

Not if the employer is a women.

*high five*

I want the pay to be in a bucket full of cash. I'm not doing it if there isn't a bucket of cash.grape_of_wrath

So....they should just place the money inside a bucket?

hmm... I don't know that I would, seeing as it would be illegal for me to be in one:P

Would I have creative control over the film?

[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

Not if the employer is a women.

*high five*

CosmicZombie

Does it really matter?

You just party pooped this thread.

Though I may be tempted if I could choose Isis Taylor and Amia Moretti. 8)

I would do it, if I didn't have to show my face.

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]I want the pay to be in a bucket full of cash. I'm not doing it if there isn't a bucket of cash.CosmicZombie

So....they should just place the money inside a bucket?

You cant choose Ewa Sonent BTW >: (

No.

Would I have creative control over the film?

entropyecho

Would I agree to getting paid for having sex with professional hotties? Is that even a question?

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

Would I have creative control over the film?

REDmasterG

No, its being directed by Micheal Bay

With all those conditions and NO downside? hell yes i would

Not worth it, that's the kind of publicity that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Yes I'd most certainly do it! As long as I can choose the fluffers too.

You will get payed 5k cash.

Its a high budget film.

CosmicZombie