'Hey man, want to appear in a porno?'

I was looking for an image for a smartass remark and found this.
Off topic, but just had to share

rawsavon

Yes, I would sacrifice in the name of artistic expression

Hell, i would pay to be in the movie.

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]

I would say that whoever asked me disgusts me and so does everyone else in his profession...whilst forcing myself to conceal my complete disgust, contempt and loathing..

Plus i know if i did it i would be disgusted with myself for the rest of my life...and i would feel guilty whenever i looked at anyone i loved..and then i would have to hope they never see it...

worlock77

Yeah, now that I think about it I'd feel that way after working for Michael Bay too.

[QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

Not worth it, that's the kind of publicity that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

DEVILinIRON

Why do you think it was burried for so long? Things would of been different if it was known back then. AND you pick a one in a million scenario. I wouldn't want to leave myself with those mere odds for $5,000.

No i won't. Big consequences to some people

TehFuneral

Nope. The wife would castrate me in my sleep.

Nope. The wife would castrate me in my sleep.

jun_aka_pekto

I don't like girls with a USED tag on them.

Nope. The wife would castrate me in my sleep.

jun_aka_pekto

My wife would probably want to watch it.

[QUOTE="jun_aka_pekto"]

Nope. The wife would castrate me in my sleep.

worlock77

My wife would probably want to watch it.

I don't like girls with a USED tag on them.

Gaming-Planet

[QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"]

I don't like girls with a USED tag on them.

Ken_Masterz

[QUOTE="worlock77"]

[QUOTE="jun_aka_pekto"]

Nope. The wife would castrate me in my sleep.

rawsavon

My wife would probably want to watch it.

without thinking. NO

that my friend was Wrong.......oh so wrongzoraluv

[QUOTE="jun_aka_pekto"]

Nope. The wife would castrate me in my sleep.

rawsavon

I might agree with you except for the fact she already told me (shortly before we were married) what she would do to me if I messed around. She wasn't in a joking mood either.

[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="jun_aka_pekto"]

Nope. The wife would castrate me in my sleep.

jun_aka_pekto

I might agree with you except for the fact she already told me (shortly before we were married) what she would do to me if I messed around. She wasn't in a joking mood either.

[QUOTE="zoraluv"] that my friend was Wrong.......oh so wrongKen_Masterz

What would you answer? Considering the follwing:

No STDS

You can choose the 2 other pornstars (oh thats right)

30 min. film

You cant hide your face

You will get payed 5k cash.

Its a high budget film.

Would really think it twice?

CosmicZombie

Well, that sounds great, why wouldn't I take that opportunity?

And btw, its being written by George Lucas and direcetd by Micheal Bay

CosmicZombie

Never mind.

im 13 and what is this D: ? lol jk,

no idea........that how it always startszoraluv

[QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"][QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

Not worth it, that's the kind of publicity that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

MagnumPI

Why do you think it was burried for so long? Things would of been different if it was known back then. AND you pick a one in a million scenario. I wouldn't want to leave myself with those mere odds for $5,000.

[QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

[QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"] Not really. Stallone was in a porn and that didn't really hurt his career at all.DEVILinIRON

Why do you think it was burried for so long? Things would of been different if it was known back then. AND you pick a one in a million scenario. I wouldn't want to leave myself with those mere odds for $5,000.

No I don't.

What would you answer? Considering the follwing:

No STDS

You can choose the 2 other pornstars (oh thats right)

30 min. film

You cant hide your face

You will get payed 5k cash.

Its a high budget film.

Would really think it twice?

And btw, its being written by George Lucas and direcetd by Micheal Bay

CosmicZombie

do i get to wear a cape? if so ___!

[QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"][QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

Why do you think it was burried for so long? Things would of been different if it was known back then. AND you pick a one in a million scenario. I wouldn't want to leave myself with those mere odds for $5,000.

Xx_Hopeless_xX

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"] Malcolm McDowell was in Caligula. That was a porno.DEVILinIRON

[QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"]

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"] That's because Caligula's life was one :P..Xx_Hopeless_xX

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"] Yeah. That movie is pretty horrid though. McDowell may be haunted for making that one. Not because it's a porno, just because it is so horribly bad. :lol: My point is that didn't stop him from making great stuff after that film.

DEVILinIRON

*pics*

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"] Malcolm McDowell was in Caligula. That was a porno.DEVILinIRON

[QUOTE="PannicAtack"][QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"] Malcolm McDowell was in Caligula. That was a porno.DEVILinIRON

I don't know. That would be pretty difficult to explain to my parents and grandparents.

[QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

[QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"] Not really. Stallone was in a porn and that didn't really hurt his career at all.DEVILinIRON

Why do you think it was burried for so long? Things would of been different if it was known back then. AND you pick a one in a million scenario. I wouldn't want to leave myself with those mere odds for $5,000.

Who the **** is Malcolm McDowell?

Less than a1% chance of porn NOT destroyinga person'sreputation is not worth any less than half a million. Not unless you plan on dying within a week, have no concept of money ora severe drug problem.

I would say YES in a heart beat. Then again I would probably only last a heart beat too... :P:x:cry:

No I wouldn't do it.

[QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"][QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

Why do you think it was burried for so long? Things would of been different if it was known back then. AND you pick a one in a million scenario. I wouldn't want to leave myself with those mere odds for $5,000.

MagnumPI

Who the **** is Malcolm McDowell?

Less than a1% chance of porn NOT destroyinga person'sreputation is not worth any less than half a million. Not unless you plan on dying within a week, have no concept of money ora severe drug problem.

I wouldn't do it.

[QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"][QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

Why do you think it was burried for so long? Things would of been different if it was known back then. AND you pick a one in a million scenario. I wouldn't want to leave myself with those mere odds for $5,000.

MagnumPI

Who the **** is Malcolm McDowell?

Less than a1% chance of porn NOT destroyinga person'sreputation is not worth any less than half a million. Not unless you plan on dying within a week, have no concept of money ora severe drug problem.

[QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

[QUOTE="DEVILinIRON"] Malcolm McDowell was in Caligula. That was a porno.Xx_Hopeless_xX

Who the **** is Malcolm McDowell?

Less than a1% chance of porn NOT destroyinga person'sreputation is not worth any less than half a million. Not unless you plan on dying within a week, have no concept of money ora severe drug problem.

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"][QUOTE="MagnumPI"]

Who the **** is Malcolm McDowell?

Less than a1% chance of porn NOT destroyinga person'sreputation is not worth any less than half a million. Not unless you plan on dying within a week, have no concept of money ora severe drug problem.

DEVILinIRON