'Hey man, want to appear in a porno?'

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#51 rawsavon
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That's excellent pay for the business; that said, for significantly less money, I have turned down a couple of offers :Pxaos
Wish I could say the same
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#52 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"]That's excellent pay for the business; that said, for significantly less money, I have turned down a couple of offers :Prawsavon
Wish I could say the same

!!! *initiates furious web search* Time to put that new high end PC to work
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#53 zoraluv
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="xaos"]That's excellent pay for the business; that said, for significantly less money, I have turned down a couple of offers :Pxaos
Wish I could say the same

!!! *initiates furious web search* Time to put that new high end PC to work

and you your my pimp?? rawsavon looks like i need to look at some things?
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#54 TheGrayEye
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[QUOTE="xaos"]TC seems like prime fodder to end up on a particular porn series that I won't name, but would be hilariouschrysippus_
Baitbus

Why did I google that... :?

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[QUOTE="chrysippus_"][QUOTE="xaos"]TC seems like prime fodder to end up on a particular porn series that I won't name, but would be hilariousTheGrayEye

Baitbus

Why did I google that... :?

Why did I google it too? With a name like baitbus, I thought it would be about barely legal girls. Boy was I wrong!
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#56 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="xaos"] *initiates furious web search* Time to put that new high end PC to work

Betamax baby [QUOTE="zoraluv"] and you your my pimp?? rawsavon looks like i need to look at some things?

I worked my way up from the proverbial mail room
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#57 WasntAvailable
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[QUOTE="REDmasterG"][QUOTE="entropyecho"]

Would I have creative control over the film?

CosmicZombie

:lol: As long as Mr.Johnson gets what he wants, I think I'd be happy.

No, its being directed by Micheal Bay

Micheal Bay? Do I explode at the climax?

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#58 KidCudi37
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id do if for sure. then leave evidence of it out when girls come over...Perd1t1on
This. I am in.
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#59 needled24-7
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sure, i'd do it. if they just gave me a list of girls to choose from and have them picked out when i came back next, i'd look them up and see if they're good or not (meaning they don't just lay there and act boring, you know what kind i'm talking about), and hope that i last long enough :lol:

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#60 zoraluv
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="xaos"] *initiates furious web search* Time to put that new high end PC to work

Betamax baby [QUOTE="zoraluv"] and you your my pimp?? rawsavon looks like i need to look at some things?

I worked my way up from the proverbial mail room

sure.............is that your final excuse?
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#61 MagnumPI
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Try $500,000 and I may consider it. We have to consider the damage is does to a persons reputation.

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#62 MentatAssassin
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Micheal Bay? Do I explode at the climax?

WasntAvailable

That depends. This is still a porno right?;)

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#63 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="zoraluv"] sure.............is that your final excuse?

No excuse...I worked hard to get to the top You could be there too one day But as for now, you've got peop...errr....work to do
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#64 Diablo-B
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How has this thread not been locked yet?
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#65 zoraluv
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="zoraluv"] sure.............is that your final excuse?

No excuse...I worked hard to get to the top You could be there too one day But as for now, you've got peop...errr....work to do

work?? i thought it was play.......
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#66 Ace6301
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Had me right up until that last line. Having sex on an exploding bus would be kind of stressful.
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#67 MagnumPI
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Maybe he meant to say promo.

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#68 SeanDog123
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I'd say if you hide my face, I'll do it for 3,000.
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#69 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="zoraluv"][QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="zoraluv"] sure.............is that your final excuse?

No excuse...I worked hard to get to the top You could be there too one day But as for now, you've got peop...errr....work to do

work?? i thought it was play.......

Whatever you want to call it ;)
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#70 UT_Wrestler
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I'd do it for free if the women were hot.
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#71 DEVILinIRON
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Not worth it, that's the kind of publicity that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

MagnumPI
Not really. Stallone was in a porn and that didn't really hurt his career at all.
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#72 Kaim91
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I'd probably do it if I didn't have to put it on my resume.

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#73 Nifty_Shark
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I'd think about it if it wasn't a high budget film. It needs to be a film where it focuses mostly on the girl.
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#74 worlock77
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Damn right I would.

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#75 XturnalS
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No only because I don't want it coming back to haunt me later on. Especially if I ever got involved with politics. But I don't have any against porn or porno stars otherwise I'd do it in a heartbeat.

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#76 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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I would say that whoever asked me disgusts me and so does everyone else in his profession...whilst forcing myself to conceal my complete disgust, contempt and loathing..

Plus i know if i did it i would be disgusted with myself for the rest of my life...and i would feel guilty whenever i looked at anyone i loved..and then i would have to hope they never see it...

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#77 PannicAtack
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"I'm not a whore."
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#78 Nifty_Shark
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"I'm not a whore."PannicAtack

"I'm an artist"

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#79 Ken_Masterz
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already have. Co-Starred with Cammy and Chun-Li. "Legs over Manhatten" They sure can go a few rounds.
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#80 sergemyster8
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no way

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#81 TehFuneral
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No i won't. Big consequences to some people

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#82 AirGuitarist87
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And btw, its being written by George Lucas and direcetd by Micheal Bay

CosmicZombie
Great. Now not only will my penis do a wicked mid-air explosion upon orgasm, but it will be released in 3-4 different ways (theatrical cut, director's cut, remastered and special edition) with extra CGI and borderline creepy love dialogue... I'm in.
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#83 Teenaged
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No i won't. Big consequences to some people

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Tell me about it...

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#84 Lockedge
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Not worth it, that's the kind of publicity that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

MagnumPI
You could always run with a pseudonym. Then people would have to physically recognize you. As for the topic at hand I personally wouldn't take the offer, as I just can't do intimacy, fake or real. I know a friend of mine would. though. Apparently he looks just like one, and is always getting teased for it. if he DOES do one, I don't thik they'd truly notice it was him any more than they already are mistaking him for the pronstar.
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#85 Diablo-B
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No way in God's green earth.Bloodseeker23

The earth is more blue then green. So does that mean... ;)

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#86 gandaf007
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Michael Bay? I'd rather not have my penis explode, thank you very much.

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#87 PannicAtack
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[QUOTE="PannicAtack"]"I'm not a whore."Nifty_Shark

"I'm an artist"

I guess I made it too easy.
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#88 Nifty_Shark
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Michael Bay? I'd rather not have my penis explode, thank you very much.

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If your penis does not explode it's time to go visit your doctor.

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#89 6_volts
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Hmm, only if Ms. Ozawa is involved otherwise I wouldn't.
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#90 rawsavon
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already have. Co-Starred with Cammy and Chun-Li. "Legs over Manhatten" They sure can go a few rounds.Ken_Masterz
Shame they couldn't say the same for you...at least that is what Ryu told me
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#91 gandaf007
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[QUOTE="gandaf007"]

Michael Bay? I'd rather not have my penis explode, thank you very much.

Nifty_Shark

If your penis does not explode it's time to go visit your doctor.

...

Touche.

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#92 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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[QUOTE="Ken_Masterz"]already have. Co-Starred with Cammy and Chun-Li. "Legs over Manhatten" They sure can go a few rounds.rawsavon
Shame they couldn't say the same for you...at least that is what Ryu told me

Oh..zing :lol:..
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#93 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="REDmasterG"] :lol: As long as Mr.Johnson gets what he wants, I think I'd be happy.WasntAvailable

No, its being directed by Micheal Bay

Micheal Bay? Do I explode at the climax?

Well played sir.
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#94 Ken_Masterz
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Shame they couldn't say the same for you...at least that is what Ryu told merawsavon
pfft ryu is just jealous because he drew straws and had to do one with Zangief and Dhalsim. Who knew the stretching didn't end with hisarms and legs? Poor Ryu couldn't walk upright for a month.

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#95 ProjectClash
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If somebody said that to me i'd be disgusted and would just walk away.

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#96 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]Shame they couldn't say the same for you...at least that is what Ryu told meKen_Masterz
pfft ryu is just jealous because he drew straws and had to do one with Zangief and Dhalsim. Who new the stretching didn't end with arms and legs. Poor Ryu couldn't walk upright for a month.

I'd be a little more fearful of a Vega fisti...errr yeah
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#97 worlock77
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I would say that whoever asked me disgusts me and so does everyone else in his profession...whilst forcing myself to conceal my complete disgust, contempt and loathing..

Plus i know if i did it i would be disgusted with myself for the rest of my life...and i would feel guilty whenever i looked at anyone i loved..and then i would have to hope they never see it...

Xx_Hopeless_xX

Yeah, now that I think about it I'd feel that way after working for Michael Bay too.

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#98 Ken_Masterz
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I'd be a little more fearful of a Vega fisti...errr yeahrawsavon
See that's what I said. Poor guy. Didn't cheer him up at all. Think he's still coughing up Zangief hairballs.
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#99 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]I'd be a little more fearful of a Vega fisti...errr yeahKen_Masterz
See that's what I said. Poor guy. Didn't cheer him up at all. Think he's still coughing up Zangief hairballs.

I was looking for an image for a smartass remark and found this.
Off topic, but just had to share

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#100 rawsavon
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Oh the remark involved Blanca and a shocking experience