I can't even make this **** up.

I can't even really add to the hillarity that's about to ensue....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table
Friday, March 28, 2008


Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.


"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

This is a new fetish.

This was my reaction:

:lol::):|:shock:

His wife probably wasnt spreading her legs often enough

Dudes need to sex it up or they go insane.

What? No vid? Not even pics? Disappointing.:(VacantPsalm

Sometimes, you just don't need pics.

For example, when some dude has sex with a picnic table.

Whats wrong with that???

I kid...thats crazy!!! :|

Maybe his wife is just as flat? :?CIoud_S

nothing wrong with that, picnic tables can be sexy too.;)Pearl_of_Egypt

Maybe his wife is just as flat? :?CIoud_S

lol

Maybe his wife is just as flat? :?CIoud_S

:lol: Win.

:| What the heck is this crap? How do you have sex with...a table?Fireball2500

It could be one of those tables with the hole in the middle for an umbrella.

:| What the heck is this crap? How do you have sex with...a table?Fireball2500

wooo.....a metal table?

thats one hard **** pu$$y

[QUOTE="VacantPsalm"]What? No vid? Not even pics? Disappointing.:(Solid_Snake7287

Sometimes, you just don't need pics.

For example, when some dude has sex with a picnic table.

No, I believe it is times like these that pics are most rewarding ;)

This was my reaction:

:lol::):|:shock:

AnotherKill

[QUOTE="Fireball2500"]:| What the heck is this crap? How do you have sex with...a table?CIoud_S