I find Bayonetta more sexually attractive than any living woman.

Once I unlocked the swimsuit costume, it's like, no woman in real life can ever compare.

Is there anything I can do about this? I feel like it's really starting to affect my life.

I have a friend like this. You seriously need to go outside. There are some mindblowingly beautiful women on this planet. clayron

I saw one yesterday. I didn't ever know they made girls of that caliber. I wish OT could have been there

:P

I hear that if you stop posting troll threads, you will be attracted to real people again.

Well, she is hot, but there are still plenty of hot women in real life too.

One of the main things that bothered me while playing that game was how hot she thinks she is,

and how unattractive I thought she was. :|

[QUOTE="clayron"]I have a friend like this. You seriously need to go outside. There are some mindblowingly beautiful women on this planet. RobboElRobbo

I saw one yesterday. I didn't ever know they made girls of that caliber. I wish OT could have been there

:P

This will be good.:lol:
And go outside more.:shock:

when sitting down her legs are in a higher level than her head

the woman looks like a spider

ayanami_rei can totally pull off the Bayonetta look.

Ive always thought she was very strangely proportioned.Big_Bad_Sad

Remember that Korean man marrying his pillow? This is only a couple of steps away. Beware the lure of pixels...

[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]

[QUOTE="clayron"]I have a friend like this. You seriously need to go outside. There are some mindblowingly beautiful women on this planet. clayron

I saw one yesterday. I didn't ever know they made girls of that caliber. I wish OT could have been there

:P

Dude I thought I seen people like that until yesterday. My shoes were melting to the pavement.

I have a friend like this. You seriously need to go outside. There are some mindblowingly beautiful women on this planet. clayron

This sums it up quite nicely. Real > Fake, any day of the week.

I have a friend like this. You seriously need to go outside. There are some mindblowingly beautiful women on this planet. clayron

▲ Stop playing games and go outside. ▲

And yet real women have one crucial aspect that makes them hugely superior to Bayonetta; they're REAL :|

[QUOTE="clayron"]

[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]

I saw one yesterday. I didn't ever know they made girls of that caliber. I wish OT could have been there

:P

RobboElRobbo

Dude I thought I seen people like that until yesterday. My shoes were melting to the pavement.

That's nice to know.

[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]

[QUOTE="clayron"] I have a friend from college. Short description: "Oh. Dear. God." Her younger sister ( 20 years old): "(Oh. Dear. God)^2" Its ridiculous how two people could be so damn beautiful.

clayron

Dude I thought I seen people like that until yesterday. My shoes were melting to the pavement.

I wish you were too man. She was single too, I could tell.

Remember that Korean man marrying his pillow? This is only a couple of steps away. Beware the lure of pixels...

poptart

ayanami_rei can totally pull off the Bayonetta look.

entropyecho

......I like the way you think.

She was single too, I could tell.

RobboElRobbo

Are you kidding me? Samus Aran is way hotter.

[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"] She was single too, I could tell.

entropyecho

I don't feel like writing an essay right now. It's far too complex.

What is wrong with you guys? There have been people who married dogs, pillows, and video game characters... So if he wants to have Bayonetta... so be it! :PMistressMinako

Can I have Judith from Tales of Vesperia? :oops:

Are you kidding me? Samus Aran is way hotter.

CrystalFox

Samus is also hot.

If there were a game where Samus and Bayonetta crossed games and worked together, that would the greatest form of pixelated sexiness ever.

Look at a Playboy. You'll come around.GHlegend77

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"]What is wrong with you guys? There have been people who married dogs, pillows, and video game characters... So if he wants to have Bayonetta... so be it! :Pno_more_fayth

Can I have Judith from Tales of Vesperia? :oops:

Play fewer video games, and start socializing with real people.

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"]What is wrong with you guys? There have been people who married dogs, pillows, and video game characters... So if he wants to have Bayonetta... so be it! :PMistressMinako

Can I have Judith from Tales of Vesperia? :oops:

Done deal. :oops:

Quite sad that some people can't appreciatewomen's beauty and have to resort to a distorted view of female anatomy. That must make some women feel like ****.

This also applies to men aswell.

That's a good way of looking at the situation. Go hunt down Bayonetta, TC!

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="MistressMinako"]What is wrong with you guys? There have been people who married dogs, pillows, and video game characters... So if he wants to have Bayonetta... so be it! :PMistressMinako

Is the TC a modern-day pygmalionist?

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"][QUOTE="KidCudi37"] You shouldn't be so accepting about this. It kind of encourages this kind of odd behavior.:x:Pno_more_fayth

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"] Hey... hey.. hey... He prefers Bayonetta... that is one less man that you have to worry about snagging the women you want. :o:PKidCudi37

Hahaha.

I was calling Bayonetta ugly. :P

[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]Ive always thought she was very strangely proportioned.no_more_fayth

Yeah, she just looks... weird.

I stopped finding real people sexually attractive a while ago, I also do not think Bayonetta is attractive. Also, people need to stop saying "go outside and you'll find real women attractive", people are different than you.