I find Bayonetta more sexually attractive than any living woman.

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for Ken_Masterz
Ken_Masterz

600

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#201 Ken_Masterz
Member since 2010 • 600 Posts
Ken, you were always my top choice in Street Fighter. I tried hard, but I wasn't good for you, and I always felt bad whenever I was helpless from letting Zangief put his grubby paws all over you :( I wept for days in disgrace, guilt and shame.....Lockedge
yeah thanks for that. I still can't get rid of the stench. Zangief always smells like cabbage. :evil:
Avatar image for PernicioEnigma
PernicioEnigma

6663

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#202 PernicioEnigma
Member since 2010 • 6663 Posts
I think she looks ridiculous,
Avatar image for THE_DRUGGIE
THE_DRUGGIE

25110

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 140

User Lists: 0

#203 THE_DRUGGIE
Member since 2006 • 25110 Posts

[QUOTE="Lockedge"] Ken, you were always my top choice in Street Fighter. I tried hard, but I wasn't good for you, and I always felt bad whenever I was helpless from letting Zangief put his grubby paws all over you :( I wept for days in disgrace, guilt and shame.....Ken_Masterz
yeah thanks for that. I still can't get rid of the stench. Zangief always smells like cabbage. :evil:

If it helps any, I always used Vega against you so he could throw a rose on you after he beat you up so you could smell pretty. :oops:

Avatar image for Ken_Masterz
Ken_Masterz

600

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#204 Ken_Masterz
Member since 2010 • 600 Posts
[QUOTE="THE_DRUGGIE"]

If it helps any, I always used Vega against you so he could throw a rose on you after he beat you up so you could smell pretty. :oops:

Yeah but Vega was always so damn sweaty. I mean sure it was hot and all but really dude, see a doctor about that crap.
Avatar image for Vaasman
Vaasman

15874

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#205 Vaasman
Member since 2008 • 15874 Posts

Bayonetta will never touch your junk.

Therefore, real women are hotter.

Avatar image for MaxPred2010
MaxPred2010

547

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#206 MaxPred2010
Member since 2010 • 547 Posts
Looks like some sissy reported a post. Cry more. Well I still say Bayonetta is hotter than any real girl. I've already turned down a few girls because they just don't compare to her allure.
Avatar image for miester211
miester211

174

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#207 miester211
Member since 2008 • 174 Posts

*cough* >.>

Ok,I have to admit SOMETIMES I'm a LITTLE attracted to fictionalgirls,it only lasts until I turn the page,gets to the next scene(anime or whatever) or I complete the game.

I haveseen ALOT of girlsprettier than the 9 ft tall librarian....

Avatar image for MaxPred2010
MaxPred2010

547

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#208 MaxPred2010
Member since 2010 • 547 Posts

*cough* >.>

Ok,I have to admit SOMETIMES I'm a LITTLE attracted to fictionalgirls,it only lasts until I turn the page,gets to the next scene(anime or whatever) or I complete the game.

I haveseen ALOT of girlsprettier than the 9 ft tall librarian....

miester211

Take it back!

Avatar image for KidCudi37
KidCudi37

3535

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#209 KidCudi37
Member since 2010 • 3535 Posts

[QUOTE="miester211"]

*cough* >.>

Ok,I have to admit SOMETIMES I'm a LITTLE attracted to fictionalgirls,it only lasts until I turn the page,gets to the next scene(anime or whatever) or I complete the game.

I haveseen ALOT of girlsprettier than the 9 ft tall librarian....

MaxPred2010

Take it back!

She's a 9 ft tall librarian. I agree with him.:x
Avatar image for MaxPred2010
MaxPred2010

547

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#210 MaxPred2010
Member since 2010 • 547 Posts

[QUOTE="MaxPred2010"]

[QUOTE="miester211"]

*cough* >.>

Ok,I have to admit SOMETIMES I'm a LITTLE attracted to fictionalgirls,it only lasts until I turn the page,gets to the next scene(anime or whatever) or I complete the game.

I haveseen ALOT of girlsprettier than the 9 ft tall librarian....

KidCudi37

Take it back!

She's a 9 ft tall librarian. I agree with him.:x

That's just in the context of the world in which Bayonetta takes place. Compared to other NPCs, she's just normal height and has normal proportions. If she was in the real world, she would be in normal proportion to us.

Well, me. Just me. 'Cause she's mine.

Avatar image for Superbored
Superbored

1187

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#211 Superbored
Member since 2008 • 1187 Posts

She's a 9 ft tall librarian. I agree with him.:xKidCudi37

Damn she should play basketball. At 9 feet she'd dominate the WNBA (if it still exists).

Avatar image for KidCudi37
KidCudi37

3535

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#212 KidCudi37
Member since 2010 • 3535 Posts

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"]She's a 9 ft tall librarian. I agree with him.:xSuperbored

Damn she should play basketball. At 9 feet she'd dominate the WNBA (if it still exists).

:lol: Too bad she's not real.:x:P
Avatar image for Superbored
Superbored

1187

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#213 Superbored
Member since 2008 • 1187 Posts

[QUOTE="Superbored"]

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"]She's a 9 ft tall librarian. I agree with him.:xKidCudi37

Damn she should play basketball. At 9 feet she'd dominate the WNBA (if it still exists).

:lol: Too bad she's not real.:x:P

We'll have the technology one day :(

Avatar image for miester211
miester211

174

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#214 miester211
Member since 2008 • 174 Posts

[QUOTE="miester211"]

*cough* >.>

Ok,I have to admit SOMETIMES I'm a LITTLE attracted to fictional girls,it only lasts until I turn the page,gets to the next scene(anime or whatever) or I complete the game.

I haveseen ALOT of girlsprettier than the 9 ft tall librarian....

MaxPred2010

Take it back!

Could've should have would've,and someone agreeing with me...that's nice(and a first):D

Avatar image for Communist_Soul
Communist_Soul

3080

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#215 Communist_Soul
Member since 2009 • 3080 Posts

Daisy Lowe>Bayonetta

Plus she is real. (esquire)

Avatar image for F1_2004
F1_2004

8009

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#216 F1_2004
Member since 2003 • 8009 Posts
Nothing beats the real thing up close. I don't see how you could have any such feelings for videogame characters after experiencing a real woman.
Avatar image for Hemaneitor
Hemaneitor

185

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#217 Hemaneitor
Member since 2009 • 185 Posts

To me is more fuel to the fire; I just hope I don't end up yelling at end: REEEIIIIIII! or TINKERBELL...again.

Avatar image for Mercenary848
Mercenary848

12143

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#218 Mercenary848
Member since 2007 • 12143 Posts

Why is everyone obseedd with this game, not to mention the main charachter is a videogame charachter.

Avatar image for dragon7x2k
dragon7x2k

3695

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#219 dragon7x2k
Member since 2007 • 3695 Posts

Why is everyone obseedd with this game, not to mention the main charachter is a videogame charachter.

Mercenary848
The game's not bad, also I'm shocked by the revelation, who would have guessed that the protagonist of a videogame was a videogame character?, seriously, the intention of the creator was to create a sexy character and apparently he succeded.
Avatar image for Mercenary848
Mercenary848

12143

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#220 Mercenary848
Member since 2007 • 12143 Posts

[QUOTE="Mercenary848"]

Why is everyone obseedd with this game, not to mention the main charachter is a videogame charachter.

dragon7x2k

The game's not bad, also I'm shocked by the revelation, who would have guessed that the protagonist of a videogame was a videogame character?, seriously, the intention of the creator was to create a sexy character and apparently he succeded.

I'm just saying people claiming they want to marry this charachter that looks a lot like Sarah Palin.

Avatar image for Ronstera
Ronstera

6112

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#221 Ronstera
Member since 2007 • 6112 Posts
You need to meet other ladies more often, grab a close friend and hit the bar..
Avatar image for dragon7x2k
dragon7x2k

3695

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#222 dragon7x2k
Member since 2007 • 3695 Posts
I'm just saying people claiming they want to marry this charachter that looks a lot like Sarah Palin.Mercenary848
I have no right to tell people what's right or wrong about sexual prefferences, as long as it's not illegal or harmful people should enjoy what they like, of course we can't understand every atraction and of course all of us are missing something that somebody else can enjoy but in the end people should seek happiness.
Avatar image for yabbicoke
yabbicoke

4069

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#223 yabbicoke
Member since 2007 • 4069 Posts
I have a friend like this. You seriously need to go outside. There are some mindblowingly beautiful women on this planet. clayron
Yeah, but most people here are never even going to talk to these women, so... fire up Bayonetta.
Avatar image for MaxPred2010
MaxPred2010

547

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#224 MaxPred2010
Member since 2010 • 547 Posts
You need to meet other ladies more often, grab a close friend and hit the bar..Ronstera
No real woman can compare. No real woman has the body, the voice, the style and attitude of Bayonetta. Real women talk about shopping for clothes and feelings and *** stuff like that. Bayonetta is just the only one for me.
Avatar image for Vesica_Prime
Vesica_Prime

7062

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#225 Vesica_Prime
Member since 2009 • 7062 Posts

I always thought that she looks like an anorexic cross between Sarah Palin and a giraffe.

Avatar image for Hemaneitor
Hemaneitor

185

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#226 Hemaneitor
Member since 2009 • 185 Posts
[QUOTE="Ronstera"]You need to meet other ladies more often, grab a close friend and hit the bar..MaxPred2010
No real woman can compare. No real woman has the body, the voice, the style and attitude of Bayonetta. Real women talk about shopping for clothes and feelings and *** stuff like that. Bayonetta is just the only one for me.

That's OK dude; but I can't help to feel my troll sense tingling, that or you REALLY love attention. Either way fap on!.
Avatar image for DJ-Lafleur
DJ-Lafleur

35604

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 0

#227 DJ-Lafleur
Member since 2007 • 35604 Posts

I never ever thought that a topic dealing with someone's love for bayonetta would be the topic with the most pages on the first page in OT.

Avatar image for Vesica_Prime
Vesica_Prime

7062

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#228 Vesica_Prime
Member since 2009 • 7062 Posts

I never ever thought that a topic dealing with someone's love for bayonetta would be the topic with the most pages on the first page in OT.

DJ-Lafleur

And no one has posted any fan-art of her. Hell, I'm very surprised at that.

Avatar image for KidCudi37
KidCudi37

3535

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#229 KidCudi37
Member since 2010 • 3535 Posts

I never ever thought that a topic dealing with someone's love for bayonetta would be the topic with the most pages on the first page in OT.

DJ-Lafleur
Odder things have happened.:P
Avatar image for Vesica_Prime
Vesica_Prime

7062

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#230 Vesica_Prime
Member since 2009 • 7062 Posts

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I never ever thought that a topic dealing with someone's love for bayonetta would be the topic with the most pages on the first page in OT.

KidCudi37

Odder things have happened.:P

Examples, now. :D

Avatar image for MaxPred2010
MaxPred2010

547

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#231 MaxPred2010
Member since 2010 • 547 Posts




Mine! All mine!

Avatar image for KidCudi37
KidCudi37

3535

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#232 KidCudi37
Member since 2010 • 3535 Posts

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I never ever thought that a topic dealing with someone's love for bayonetta would be the topic with the most pages on the first page in OT.

Vesica_Prime

Odder things have happened.:P

Examples, now. :D

It's too late for me to try an think back.:lol:

Avatar image for soulless4now
soulless4now

41388

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#233 soulless4now
Member since 2003 • 41388 Posts

Just touch her shoulder.

Oh wait, you can't do that because she isn't real.

[spoiler] Seriously, you need to get out more and forget about that Sarah Palin look-a-like. :| [/spoiler]

Avatar image for SpinoRaptor24
SpinoRaptor24

10316

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 143

User Lists: 0

#234 SpinoRaptor24
Member since 2008 • 10316 Posts

Her legs are too long.

Avatar image for deactivated-5e376fa88bd45
deactivated-5e376fa88bd45

4403

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#235 deactivated-5e376fa88bd45
Member since 2004 • 4403 Posts

I find Bayonetta more sexually attractive than any living woman

I find Batman a much better fighter then any living man.

Avatar image for JustPlainLucas
JustPlainLucas

80441

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 226

User Lists: 0

#236 JustPlainLucas
Member since 2002 • 80441 Posts
There's nothing wrong with finding digital women to be sexually attractive. After all, it's just a visual simulation, akin to looking at a real woman. But the issue is you dwelling on it to the point where you can't even feel a real woman can be just as attractive. So yeah, you may want to turn off the game for a day or two and go hit the club or bars or something.
Avatar image for KidCudi37
KidCudi37

3535

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#237 KidCudi37
Member since 2010 • 3535 Posts
There's nothing wrong with finding digital women to be sexually attractive. After all, it's just a visual simulation, akin to looking at a real woman. But the issue is you dwelling on it to the point where you can't even feel a real woman can be just as attractive. So yeah, you may want to turn off the game for a day or two and go hit the club or bars or something.JustPlainLucas
Something tells me he's not old enough to do that.:P
Avatar image for stevoqwerty
stevoqwerty

4029

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#238 stevoqwerty
Member since 2006 • 4029 Posts

Game/anime characters are not as attractive as some real bueatiful women in the world. But they way more attractive than those fat, ugly, old women that areall around my neighbourhood. :( But what I really like about game/anime characters are their voices.

Avatar image for DJ-Lafleur
DJ-Lafleur

35604

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 0

#239 DJ-Lafleur
Member since 2007 • 35604 Posts

bayonetta does not look like sarah palin at all.

Might as welll say that any girl that wears glasses looks like sarah palin...

Avatar image for Vesica_Prime
Vesica_Prime

7062

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#240 Vesica_Prime
Member since 2009 • 7062 Posts

COMPARISON:

Bayonetta.

hjhj

Sarah Palin

hjhj

I don't know about you guys but I see the resemblance.

Avatar image for MaxPred2010
MaxPred2010

547

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#241 MaxPred2010
Member since 2010 • 547 Posts

I never see hot girls in real life. I'm not even exaggerrating. The women here are just bland. I mean I see really hot women in Victoria's Secret commercials or in Maxim magazine, but never in real life.

Bayonetta is really the only one I want anyway. I mean if a girl smiles at me or gives a playful look from across the room, I just ignore her, 'cause she's not good enough.


Avatar image for KidCudi37
KidCudi37

3535

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#242 KidCudi37
Member since 2010 • 3535 Posts

COMPARISON:

Bayonetta.

Sarah Palin

I don't know about you guys but I see the resemblance.

Vesica_Prime

403 Forbidden.:P

Avatar image for Vesica_Prime
Vesica_Prime

7062

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#243 Vesica_Prime
Member since 2009 • 7062 Posts

[QUOTE="Vesica_Prime"]

COMPARISON:

Bayonetta.

Sarah Palin

I don't know about you guys but I see the resemblance.

KidCudi37

403 Forbidden.:P

Damn sites and their no hotlinking. :(

Avatar image for Ravirr
Ravirr

7931

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 0

#244 Ravirr
Member since 2004 • 7931 Posts

pfft. I'd take Makoto Nanaya over her any day

Avatar image for miester211
miester211

174

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#245 miester211
Member since 2008 • 174 Posts



Bayonetta is really the only one I want anyway. I mean if a girl smiles at me or gives a playful look from across the room, I just ignore her, 'cause she's not good enough.


MaxPred2010

Probably one,if not THE most saddest and pathetic post in OT.

(Maybe I need to find sadder posts here in OT)

Avatar image for Cube_of_MooN
Cube_of_MooN

9286

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

#246 Cube_of_MooN
Member since 2005 • 9286 Posts
I seem to be one of the only people that feels literally no sexual attraction to video game characters. To me they just... aren't real, so I feel attached to them in terms of their role in the game, but not in any other way.
Avatar image for dhyce
dhyce

5609

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#247 dhyce
Member since 2003 • 5609 Posts

You must be a troll. Either that or woefully destined to marry your hand of choice. Good luck with that, I'm sure it will be very fulfilling.

Avatar image for KidCudi37
KidCudi37

3535

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#248 KidCudi37
Member since 2010 • 3535 Posts

I seem to be one of the only people that feels literally no sexual attraction to video game characters. To me they just... aren't real, so I feel attached to them in terms of their role in the game, but not in any other way.Cube_of_MooN

Theres a few of us here.:P

Avatar image for lamprey263
lamprey263

45431

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 10

User Lists: 0

#249 lamprey263
Member since 2006 • 45431 Posts
she's definitely one of the hotter gamer girls, her domineering personality is actually pretty hot, especially for a Japanese protagonists as most Japanese created protagonists are so timidly shy it's kinda disgusting