I find Bayonetta more sexually attractive than any living woman.

I still havent finished that game yet.

I still havent finished that game yet.

muller39

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]I seem to be one of the only people that feels literally no sexual attraction to video game characters. To me they just... aren't real, so I feel attached to them in terms of their role in the game, but not in any other way.KidCudi37

Theres a few of us here.:P

Once I unlocked the swimsuit costume, it's like, no woman in real life can ever compare.

Is there anything I can do about this? I feel like it's really starting to affect my life.

MaxPred2010

I pity you.

[QUOTE="muller39"]

I still havent finished that game yet.

mitu123

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

[QUOTE="muller39"]

I still havent finished that game yet.

muller39

Do you remember what chapter you left on? Bayonetta isn't that long a game at all. It's massive playtime comes from it's replay value.

[QUOTE="muller39"][QUOTE="mitu123"] You need to, it's a great game.:D

DJ-Lafleur

Do you remember what chapter you left on? Bayonetta isn't that long a game at all. It's massive playtime comes from it's replay value.

Chapter 10 if I remember correctly. Am I close to the end?

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="MaxPred2010"] Take it back!

MaxPred2010

Bayonetta's proportions are not normal. The average human adult is about 7 to 7.5 heads high. The ideal proportion is 8 heads high (like greek sculptures and comic book superheroes). Bayonetta is ≈11 heads high.

If she was in real life, she would tower over you....unless you're 8-9 feet tall.

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="muller39"] I agree it is a really fun game from what I have played so far, but I got sidetracked when Bioshock 2 and Heavy Rain came out and haven't played it since.muller39

Do you remember what chapter you left on? Bayonetta isn't that long a game at all. It's massive playtime comes from it's replay value.

yeah, you're more than halfway there.

[QUOTE="MaxPred2010"]

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"] She's a 9 ft tall librarian. I agree with him.:xShad0ki11

Bayonetta's proportions are not normal. The average human adult is about 7 to 7.5 heads high. The ideal proportion is 8 heads high (like greek sculptures and comic book superheroes). Bayonetta is ≈11 heads high.

If she was in real life, she would tower over you....unless you're 8-9 feet tall.

I hear that yet Bayonetta doesn't seem to be that much taller than any other character in the game...

I suppose everyone in the Bayonetta world is a giant then. Sort of like those blue aliens from Avatar, just not blue.

[QUOTE="muller39"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

Do you remember what chapter you left on? Bayonetta isn't that long a game at all. It's massive playtime comes from it's replay value.

DJ-Lafleur

yeah, you're more than halfway there.

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

[QUOTE="MaxPred2010"] That's just in the context of the world in which Bayonetta takes place. Compared to other NPCs, she's just normal height and has normal proportions. If she was in the real world, she would be in normal proportion to us.

Well, me. Just me. 'Cause she's mine.

DJ-Lafleur

Bayonetta's proportions are not normal. The average human adult is about 7 to 7.5 heads high. The ideal proportion is 8 heads high (like greek sculptures and comic book superheroes). Bayonetta is ≈11 heads high.

If she was in real life, she would tower over you....unless you're 8-9 feet tall.

I hear that yet Bayonetta doesn't seem to be that much taller than any other character in the game...

I suppose everyone in the Bayonetta world is a giant then. Sort of like those blue aliens from Avatar, just not blue.

Have you thought that maybe it just so happens that everyone else in the game also has awkward body proportions?

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="Shad0ki11"]

Bayonetta's proportions are not normal. The average human adult is about 7 to 7.5 heads high. The ideal proportion is 8 heads high (like greek sculptures and comic book superheroes). Bayonetta is ≈11 heads high.

If she was in real life, she would tower over you....unless you're 8-9 feet tall.

Shad0ki11

I hear that yet Bayonetta doesn't seem to be that much taller than any other character in the game...

I suppose everyone in the Bayonetta world is a giant then. Sort of like those blue aliens from Avatar, just not blue.

Have you thought that maybe it just so happens that everyone else in the game also has awkward body proportions?

It's probably that yeah

I have a friend from college. Short description: "Oh. Dear. God." Her younger sister ( 20 years old): "(Oh. Dear. God)^2" Its ridiculous how two people could be so damn beautiful.

clayron

pfft. I'd take Makoto Nanaya over her any day

Ravirr

For some reason it reminds me of that Fluffy Bunny Show. Fluffy Fluffy Bunnies bouncing in the woods...

you don't go out much do you?

Why is this still open?

Why is this still open?

Gaming-Planet

I'm wondering the same thing.

It's not that bad fantasizing to a video game girl :P

And you boys would wish you're the statue over here:

It's not that bad fantasizing to a video game girl :P

And you boys would wish you're the statue over here:

LIONHEART-_-

is he masturbating?!

[QUOTE="LIONHEART-_-"]

It's not that bad fantasizing to a video game girl :P

And you boys would wish you're the statue over here:

blazblue152

is he masturbating?!

Damn even a not moving object would masturbate because of Bayonetta

I must admit I have had e-crushes on female game characters in the past.

but eventually they kinda fade, you realize it's just a moving picture unaware of your existence.

but if there was a way to create a real female from images (see movie weird science)....

It's not that bad fantasizing to a video game girl :P

And you boys would wish you're the statue over here:

LIONHEART-_-

Why is Sarah Palin sitting on the head of a cherub?